serpentauthor
Is cringey and was largely written for the laughs. Gets marginally better as it goes on.
You are the security guard working the nightshift at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. Too broke to afford to pay the fee to leave, and too apathetic to find another job anyway, you've been in that position for a decent amount of time. One day your wonderful boss, whom you care about so dearly, decides to assign you a co-worker. This is where our story begins.
WARNING: Contains strong language, violence, mild gore, horror, darker themes not appropriate for all audiences, and frankly terrifying amounts of sarcasm. No, this isn't accurate to the lore, I'm basically just using the location and the characters by this point, I've given up trying to keep everything accurate.