Vintagebeef Stories

Some hermitcraft stories. happy to take requests :D. Photo is not mine full creds to the creator(tell me and I will put your name here)

Hermitcraft oneshots :) I SWEAR the later chapters are better :,) !Requests are closed! (I haven't been writing a lot lately... :( To be clear I have no idea what I'm doing T-T Disclaimer: Most chapters are Grian-centric. But there are chapters about other hermits :D Disclaimer 2: Also past Hermitcraft members are mentioned because earlier chapters were written before they left. I'm not going to adjust it because I'm lazy :P

They thought the war was over, but truly it had only just begun. Guude thinks that his Mindcrackers are safe, but he really knows that they're in just as much danger as before. Many old faces reveal themselves as Guude and the others meet newer ones, while a seventh soul is needed to finally finish off Herobrine once and for all. But they're in his territory now, his realm, his backyard, and even worse, his Dark World. The greatest showdown is about to happen, but only here in the last book of the No One Escapes Me trilodgy.

Welcome to me spilling out my brain onto a computer. I have no idea what this is. I plan to do some oneshots and stuff. I don't have too much of a plan for this, I might forget about it in like a day. We'll see. Note: If you're like me and cannot stand poorly written content, I suggest skipping to "Emotions (Grumbo)", as everything before that is pretty awful.

Mumbo threw his third egg at the target block above Grian's door. The white shell exploded into a chicken as he finally hit the bullseye. Noteblocks chimed, out of time with each other. Footsteps pounded on the stairs within the house, quickly followed by someone running into the door at full speed. The wooden door swung open inwards, revealing the smaller, red-sweatered hermit. "Hey Mumbo," he greeted. "What seems to be the trouble?" "It's TFC's death, Grian," Mumbo responded. "I don't think it was natural." -=-=-=-=- Medieval City AU This IS a murder mystery, so there will be blood, gore, and angst. I will mix a bit of romance in, too, although that will lead to more angst. Since it's a murder mystery, there will also be a lot of death and a fight or two. Or maybe three. Cover design made in Canva

HermitCraft Book Grian has completely lost his mind since most of his friends died. The surviving Hermits were worried and tried to help Grian snap back to reality. Grian belived his friends were still alive and whoever would disagree wouldn't see the broad of daylight again. Slight warning for the following Murder Cursing Deperession

A load of funny jokes I make up and use them for hermitcraft jokes

As Pause struggles to work the confidence to tell Beef his feelings, his friends help him get through it.

Hello, welcome to my Hermit hellhole- This is just where I drop my Hermit oneshots and my personal rant-shots I don't do requests because uh..yeah my lazy ass won't do em lol (Note: I do not ship the real people. These are just their Minecraft personas)

"My name is Impulse, what's your name?" Brown eyes stared into bright red ones "Monsters don't have names here, the humans choose them" A smile grew on the boy's face. "Can I call you T[]n[][]?" The monster smiled. "I like that name." - Impulse believed in monsters when he was a kid; that belief didn't change when he grew up. - THIS FANFIC WILL HAVE TRIGGER WARNINGS SET IN THE BEGINNING OF CHAPTERS, SHIPPING WILL NOT BE TAGGED AS A TRIGGER

Book 2 in the No One Escapes Me series Guude and the Mindcrack team are at a standstill with the god of distruction, and possibly their only hope of winning these battles would lie with the Eternity Gems, the stones also going by many other names. Anders already know where one is hidden, but something is holding him back from saying so, and causes major problems with the group. And finally, Elk, Vrijen, and Pak have disappeared, all have had troubles in their pasts, and all are connected to Herobrine through the Mark of Herobrine on their arms. How will the team cope when they find out they must face their friends and foes and while at the same time following a mystery that they must uncover. A rose has fallen, and only one can bring back it's bloom.

Just stories, headcanons, fanart, and more about Hermitcraft! *This book will contain shipping, but only of their Minecraft personas*

It's just the title loll

in this story may contain Carnage, deaths, foul language and other things hermitcraft quest: journey for the fusion stars aka (hqjftfg) is a fan based hermitcraft au slightly inspired by a concept for a species design that has stars embedded in their chests and demise (hence the grey skin n stuff but with my own twist) this is only a description this isn't even full details that takes place in Prof docs lab (he's the lead scientist of the server ) working and running tests on a mysterious rock that fell from the skies that possessed a glimmering black ish red color and starts running tests and watching grian whom his lab assistant who himself was horsing around with some rocks he had found one calling it a fallen star it was a rather dirty brown color and not quite clean But all things confusing come with a bad twist when the server seems to collapse by a rather evil greyscale??? Force starts taking over the hermits bodies and wreaking havoc amongst the hermitcraft server will the hermits be able to stop this or perish trying what will happen next on this quest for the stars of fusion ( this description is kinda rubbish 😅)

Just some random stories based on Hermitcraft. As stupid as possible. (no shipping, no serious plots, maybe swearing, absolutely me losing my marbles.)

(A Tango/Beef/Etho Fanfiction) Hybrids aren't accepted in society. So when they finally meet each other, strong bonds of friendship and even more tend to form. ------ Tango, Beef, and Etho have had few friends before now, much less romantic relationships. When they end up as neighbors and roommates in a college for hybrids, something is bound to bloom. Turns out, all three have crushes on one another, and tensions will get high as they struggle to figure out who they love more than the other--or if the love is the same.

Tango had a little accident while testing his inators, and turned more than half of the hermit population to 3-5 year olds. The other hermits will have to work together to take care of the younger hermits till they can find a way of turning them back to adults again. Majority of this book is made out of fluff. There might be some mentions of angst, but overall nothing too serious. [Greetings. 2021 me here. Uhh- 2020 me is a liar. The angst has gone a bit... much.] [Also there are no ships in this book]