Vintagebeef Stories

Hermitcraft oneshots :) !Requests are closed! (I haven't been writing a lot lately... :( To be clear I have no idea what I'm doing T-T Disclaimer: Most chapters are Grian-centric. But there are chapters about other hermits :D

It's been two years since the Entity invaded Hermitcraft. The Hermits have moved on. Sure, the scars are still there, (especially Zedaph's) but they've faded! Season ten is here, and so are two new Hermits! They don't know of the horrors the Entity brought to Hermitcraft, only a bit of what their friends have told them. Joel is one of those new Hermits. He's had a great time! Started building a cyberpunk and Japanese themed base, right near all of his close friends. But, when the Being comes back even smarter, and stronger, old wounds reopen, and panic builds. And Joel's biggest secret might just be what can save them all. I hope you enjoy! And don't forget to follow @Roxy-Rox0!! (Reading the first book isn't necessary, but I do recommend it!) Started Writing/Planning: September 19, 2024 First Published: September 22, 2024 Finished Writing: Finished Publishing: Accomplishments: #1 in ethoslab October 3rd, 2024 #1 in tangotek October 28, 2024 #1 in joelsmallishbeans October 4th, 2024 #1 in bdoubleo100 October 4th, 2024 #1 in zedaphplays October 4th, 2024 #1 in ijevin October 24, 2024 #1 in mumbojumbo November 8, 2024 #1 in vintagebeef December 11, 2024 #1 theentity December 28th, 2024 #1 in welsknight February 22nd, 2025 #2 in pearlescentmoon December 28th, 2024 #2 in xisumavoid December 28th, 2024 #4 in geminitay December 11, 2024 #5 in xisumavoid October 4th, 2024 #5 in watchers November 17th, 2024

This is a story of Demons and Revolutionaries, of Mutants and Empaths. This is a story of Soulless and Travelers. This is the story of new orders and pacifist teams. This is the story of Soul Trade. A new Hermitcraft AU, brought to you by OdalRune. --- Story by OdalRune314. Based on Hermitcraft, a Minecraft youtube series that doesn't belong to me. Made with help and characters from ausforyou, AquaticAndFantastic, DreamerOfTheRealms, thebirdfantasy and TheFantasyGaming. Lore and amusing comments made with help from ausforyou. Cover uses images made from the picrew by Sangled.

Hello! Welcome to my hermitcraft oneshot book. Most of these were written around season 7, and I haven't kept up with season 8, so more recent uploads will just use the characters not the hermitcraft plot. -no smut -some shipping -I'm opening up requests again but I might not do them depending- I'm quite busy! I might not get to your request! Sorry but sometimes that's just what I have to do! -tw where needed but sometimes not, read at your own discretion

What if the Hermits were cats and living in the Warriors world? This is my interpretation of that! I'll add a proper description here once the book starts for real. Cover is made by me!

The year 1969 was full of joy and excitement well for those of certain status. The Elite, the superior race the white's racial indifference still lingers but those who are not of the delegates stature are below. The mob was The Elite. Not just any mob but the Italian mob for example. In this city the white's and below answered to them. And the below better not get in the way. New City, New York

DISCONTINUED!! READ LATEST CHAPTER FOR MORE INFORMATION. - Xisuma has the power to rewind/reset the server and everyone's memories over and over. No one knows untill a bug glitches into the server as he resets it. Everyone remembers every reset and blames him. All untill he tries to reset it one last time, causing the small bug to turn into huge curruption in everyone and the server. Eveything turning into nothing but a currupted mess they can't leave from. The server then was split into two groups. The glitches. And the survivors. The two groups stayed in different sides of the server at first, understanding the damage they could end up doing to each other if they didn't. But the glitches grew hungry for the power, the anger and aggressiveness in them growing, the only way to stop it was to satisfy it. And so they did. --- All art is drawn by me (B_agels_) unless stated otherwise Shipping is not intended! Theories are welcome :D Parts of this may be more head cannon then cannon, sorry Enjoy :D

Read at your own risk. Just a bunch of Hermitcraft OneShots and A LOT of incorrect quotes!

All Credit Goes To WORD UP MAGAZINE LL Cool J Interview In Word Up Magazine (1989)

"My name is Impulse, what's your name?" Brown eyes stared into bright red ones "Monsters don't have names here, the humans choose them" A smile grew on the boy's face. "Can I call you T[]n[][]?" The monster smiled. "I like that name." - Impulse believed in monsters when he was a kid; that belief didn't change when he grew up. - THIS FANFIC WILL HAVE TRIGGER WARNINGS SET IN THE BEGINNING OF CHAPTERS, SHIPPING WILL NOT BE TAGGED AS A TRIGGER

random 'little' oneshots

Today was my birthday and everything went wrong. OR Doc, his child and Beef meet Bdubs and Ethos for the first time since Last Life ended. (Cover yet to be made)

(As of the point of writing this there is no plot to the Origins SMP. Aka, I get free artistic range, score! No ships. Weird plot. Wtf am I doing?! Why am I going this?! No prewritten chapters... We're doomed. IM ALREADY WORKING ON THREE OTHER STORIES WHAT AM I DOING?! F*CK YEAH!!! I ADDED THE COVER!! Mmmmm pride!!) An Avian named Tommy Innit is given an incredibly important task. Why the heck was it left in his hands? Yeah no, I don't know either. But he "agrees" and goes off to find out what the heck the "darkness coming from the bedrock" or whatever is. He doesn't even want friends, why did he agree to a journey that heavily entails meeting others and becoming friends enough with them you can win back your world with them? Ah, f*ck it! Here we go again. Tldr/aka: Tommy is trusted with important task. What a horrible decision that was.... (Holy sh*t, this is like Avatar the Last Airbender! I was not meaning for that to happen, dear lord!)

Shipping will be here but only of their Minecraft persons. Irl shipping shall not be tolerated! This will mostly be team zit and Hels x Ex Or what ever else I feel like writing. [WARNING- EXPLICIT CONTENT AND REPEATED MENTIONS OF DRUGS AND OR DEATH: I do not endorse the act of taking drugs or doing things that could possibly harm ones self- There is mature content included as well]

This is the book in which I will put all my oneshots! Tags will be added as stories are. The oneshots in here will either be very good, or very stupid.

everyone is doing it, and I also have a lot of ideas in my head. I'll try to write about everyone, but probably will stick to a few hermits since they are probably who I have the most ideas about. there will be no ships at all, everything is platonic and just some good old friends. Also these stories by no means reflect the hermits in real life. They are purely fiction and just for fun. (Warning!) There'll be swearing in here, just saying. (Also all art shown does not belong to me unless I say otherwise.)

doc whent missing two years ago, what happened? Hhhhh I'll do the cover later

Somthing 4 funs