Vintagebeef Stories

It's been two years since the Entity invaded Hermitcraft. The Hermits have moved on. Sure, the scars are still there, (especially Zedaph's) but they've faded! Season ten is here, and so are two new Hermits! They don't know of the horrors the Entity brought to Hermitcraft, only a bit of what their friends have told them. Joel is one of those new Hermits. He's had a great time! Started building a cyberpunk and Japanese themed base, right near all of his close friends. But, when the Being comes back even smarter, and stronger, old wounds reopen, and panic builds. And Joel's biggest secret might just be what can save them all. I hope you enjoy! And don't forget to follow @Roxy-Rox0!! (Reading the first book isn't necessary, but I do recommend it!) Started Writing/Planning: September 19, 2024 First Published: September 22, 2024 Finished Writing: Finished Publishing: Accomplishments: #1 in ethoslab October 3rd, 2024 #1 in tangotek October 28, 2024 #1 in joelsmallishbeans October 4th, 2024 #1 in bdoubleo100 October 4th, 2024 #1 in zedaphplays October 4th, 2024 #1 in ijevin October 24, 2024 #1 in mumbojumbo November 8, 2024 #1 in vintagebeef December 11, 2024 #1 theentity December 28th, 2024 #1 in welsknight February 22nd, 2025 #2 in pearlescentmoon December 28th, 2024 #2 in xisumavoid December 28th, 2024 #4 in geminitay December 11, 2024 #5 in xisumavoid October 4th, 2024 #5 in watchers November 17th, 2024

╭───── ( ♪ ) ┊!!! ┊HELLO :D ┊!!! ╰ ×┊Welcome to my oneshots book! ×┊Tw's will be at the start of the chapter! ×┊Currently hopping to maintain a schedule of Tuesdays and Thursdays! ╰ ┊enjoy!

Imagine a world (or not, your decision) in which everyone is capable of magic. Now imagine this world is that of an ancient one, with enough mysteries to last forever. They hear stories of ancient people who brought their followers to live somewhere peaceful for a change, but were taken by the kingdom that resides there still. Artificially frozen, the stories are but legends. They were Tango, of flame, Gem, of Gust, Doc, of Soil, and Jevin, of Wave. Their whereabouts as of today are unknown, as they left their mark in languages long left behind. Only the most advanced scholars can dream of understanding them. Then, there are prophecies, their exact wording lost to time. The titles of which are 'Lost Prince,' 'Survivor,' 'Stormstopper,' 'Sky Warrior,' and 'Savior.' What this means, of course, is up to you. ~Hermitcraft, Empires, and others~

Shipping will be here but only of their Minecraft persons. Irl shipping shall not be tolerated! This will mostly be team zit and Hels x Ex Or what ever else I feel like writing. [WARNING- EXPLICIT CONTENT AND REPEATED MENTIONS OF DRUGS AND OR DEATH: I do not endorse the act of taking drugs or doing things that could possibly harm ones self- There is mature content included as well]

They thought the war was over, but truly it had only just begun. Guude thinks that his Mindcrackers are safe, but he really knows that they're in just as much danger as before. Many old faces reveal themselves as Guude and the others meet newer ones, while a seventh soul is needed to finally finish off Herobrine once and for all. But they're in his territory now, his realm, his backyard, and even worse, his Dark World. The greatest showdown is about to happen, but only here in the last book of the No One Escapes Me trilodgy.

Im terrible at names and this is my first fanfiction so sorry. Anyway, just a hermitcraft au that probably could just be my own story and world but I can not see the characters as anything else but them.

There is a lunatic that wants Etho dead

Oropolis is the most technologically advanced kingdom in the world, always growing and changing. Artise is the most powerful kingdom in the world magic-wise. Despite both being allied and both being as strong as they are, the rulers are still paranoid of possible threats from those hungry for their skills. So to secure their safety, the three kings agree to unite under one crown. And to do so, they place the heirs of the respecting kingdoms into an arranged marriage. But because they were both so young at the time of the arrangement, it gave them enough time to work out any details, such as where they would live, how they'd combine the lands, and more. But the one detail they seemed to have skipped over was allowing the two to spend time together. Welcome to yet another Bdoc AU book! This one will be much more of a slow-burn than my hero au :)

A bunch of hermitcraft oneshots i make instead of sleeping or doing my school work. most important info is in the first chapter but yeah hope you have fun heads up this is mostly eeef/betho content right now, i swear i'll do something else one day if people actually request it

This book is literally just a bunch of stories about y/n vibing with the Hermits and some of my personal headcanons :) × no smut ×

Hi there! Thanks for checking out this book <3 This book contains oneshots, incorrect quotes, concepts, and general content for Hermitcraft Season 8. I update whenever inspiration hits!

I don't know what I'm doing.

I won't write smut but feel free to recommend anything else, I will write Ships (rare pairs included) platonic and romantic Angst Major and minor character death And more

Just a bunch of random oneshots from hermitcraft, empires or the life series ranging from cringe confession fics to random angst. -- There WILL be shipping without a doubt but they are the minesonas not the real people, I take requests but keep in mind I don't watch every hermit/empires person. Swearing _____ All number 1 Rankings! #1 in #docm77 //28/2/23// #1 in #bdoubleo100 //10/4/23// #1 in #mythicalsausage //16/1/23/

This is just a side project, I'm still doing my main book don't worry. These are just the personalities, not the people. The cover is not mine. Will do: Fluff Death Angst Gore Won't do: Smut

BDUBS ROUGH BEGINNINGS AND HOW HE WENT FROM A SLAVE TO A BELOVED HERMITCRAFT MEMBER =]

Writing for Hermitcraft, or my original stuff. Get ready for an emotional rollercoaster, y'all. Most of this is Hermitcraft-related, but some of my original things are near the front.