Истории Vintagebeef

It's been two years since the Entity invaded Hermitcraft. The Hermits have moved on. Sure, the scars are still there, (especially Zedaph's) but they've faded! Season ten is here, and so are two new Hermits! They don't know of the horrors the Entity brought to Hermitcraft, only a bit of what their friends have told them. Joel is one of those new Hermits. He's had a great time! Started building a cyberpunk and Japanese themed base, right near all of his close friends. But, when the Being comes back even smarter, and stronger, old wounds reopen, and panic builds. And Joel's biggest secret might just be what can save them all. I hope you enjoy! And don't forget to follow @Roxy-Rox0!! (Reading the first book isn't necessary, but I do recommend it!) Started Writing/Planning: September 19, 2024 First Published: September 22, 2024 Finished Writing: Finished Publishing: Accomplishments: #1 in ethoslab October 3rd, 2024 #1 in tangotek October 28, 2024 #1 in joelsmallishbeans October 4th, 2024 #1 in bdoubleo100 October 4th, 2024 #1 in zedaphplays October 4th, 2024 #1 in ijevin October 24, 2024 #1 in mumbojumbo November 8, 2024 #1 in vintagebeef December 11, 2024 #1 theentity December 28th, 2024 #1 in welsknight February 22nd, 2025 #2 in pearlescentmoon December 28th, 2024 #2 in xisumavoid December 28th, 2024 #4 in geminitay December 11, 2024 #5 in xisumavoid October 4th, 2024 #5 in watchers November 17th, 2024

╭───── ( ♪ ) ┊!!! ┊HELLO :D ┊!!! ╰ ×┊Welcome to my oneshots book! ×┊Tw's will be at the start of the chapter! ×┊Currently hopping to maintain a schedule of Tuesdays and Thursdays! ╰ ┊enjoy!

Imagine a world (or not, your decision) in which everyone is capable of magic. Now imagine this world is that of an ancient one, with enough mysteries to last forever. They hear stories of ancient people who brought their followers to live somewhere peaceful for a change, but were taken by the kingdom that resides there still. Artificially frozen, the stories are but legends. They were Tango, of flame, Gem, of Gust, Doc, of Soil, and Jevin, of Wave. Their whereabouts as of today are unknown, as they left their mark in languages long left behind. Only the most advanced scholars can dream of understanding them. Then, there are prophecies, their exact wording lost to time. The titles of which are 'Lost Prince,' 'Survivor,' 'Stormstopper,' 'Sky Warrior,' and 'Savior.' What this means, of course, is up to you. ~Hermitcraft, Empires, and others~

Shipping will be here but only of their Minecraft persons. Irl shipping shall not be tolerated! This will mostly be team zit and Hels x Ex Or what ever else I feel like writing. [WARNING- EXPLICIT CONTENT AND REPEATED MENTIONS OF DRUGS AND OR DEATH: I do not endorse the act of taking drugs or doing things that could possibly harm ones self- There is mature content included as well]

They thought the war was over, but truly it had only just begun. Guude thinks that his Mindcrackers are safe, but he really knows that they're in just as much danger as before. Many old faces reveal themselves as Guude and the others meet newer ones, while a seventh soul is needed to finally finish off Herobrine once and for all. But they're in his territory now, his realm, his backyard, and even worse, his Dark World. The greatest showdown is about to happen, but only here in the last book of the No One Escapes Me trilodgy.

Stories and story ideas. Like my ideas? Feel free to use them, but credit me and tag me in them so I can see!

Evil Xisuma is back and no one know how. He starts to cause chao across the entire of the Hermitcraft server ending in a war. What will happen to Grian during all of this Disclaimer I started writing this before TinFoilChef sadly passed so I felt it was right to keep him in for a little in the begining began : January 15 2023 discontinued : March 1 2024

A bunch of hermitcraft oneshots i make instead of sleeping or doing my school work. most important info is in the first chapter but yeah hope you have fun heads up this is mostly eeef/betho content right now, i swear i'll do something else one day if people actually request it

There is a lunatic that wants Etho dead

This is a rewrite of a story i started but never finished and i think i can make it better Will contain ships! Just fluff though. Any ships that are in this are shipping the charectors not the content creators. I have added a fair few things to each charector to the point they may aswell be original charectors at this point TW: ALOT OF SWEARING [i have a problem],GORE, SH, SUICIDAL THOUGHTS [Im not sure if anything else but i will defently put a trigger warning at the top of all chapter that need them] One crown slips. Another rises. But doesnt rise alone. The watchers have taken control using some hermits as their vessal to interact with this world. They control their mind. Control thoughts. Kicking Xisuma out of control of the hermits she vanishes. Now do the surviving hermits try find her? or take this on alone?

Im terrible at names and this is my first fanfiction so sorry. Anyway, just a hermitcraft au that probably could just be my own story and world but I can not see the characters as anything else but them.

⚠ This has been rewritten, so the worst of the grammar and spelling mistakes are gone.

I wanted to do some HC fanfiction writing so uh, here this is! Requests are closed. I've currently fallen out of the fandom but may come back to this some day. Shipping is of the characters not the people (Cover made with Canva)

Tango had a little accident while testing his inators, and turned more than half of the hermit population to 3-5 year olds. The other hermits will have to work together to take care of the younger hermits till they can find a way of turning them back to adults again. Majority of this book is made out of fluff. There might be some mentions of angst, but overall nothing too serious. [Greetings. 2021 me here. Uhh- 2020 me is a liar. The angst has gone a bit... much.] [Also there are no ships in this book]

What would happen if irl VintageBeef "adopts" (more like finds) a lost girl looking for a father? Can Pause and Etho help him take care of this girl? Terrible description but I hope ya'll enjoy!

He was burned by the sun. To that of someone who has been out in the sun for a few days. His shirt unbuttoned and his suspenders dropped off his shoulders. His hands were covered in bits of dried and chipping away paint. Having not worked on the project in a while but also finding that it was so caked on he couldn't get it off. He was as pale as the moon. To that of someone who hasn't seen the sun in a few days. Bundled up in a furred cloak to accommodate the cold of his snowy tundra. His hands sporting calluses and scrapes from the stone and ice he worked with. Redstone still stuck under his nails, having just been in the dungeon moments before. 2 men stood across from eachother. An understanding. A break. OR Beef and Tango worked themselves to the bone for the past year plus on their projects. They both understand this and instead of playing their games or even talking about them they opt to sit in Beef's cottage enjoying eachother's company.