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Pause has never attempted to woo Beef on Valentines, and that's about to change. But what Pause doesn't know, is that Beef is about to do the same.

A fanfic game generated chapters! *Please note. These uploads may be spontaneous, we don't particularly know when we can collabing to create these chapters :/ But all the while, enjoy the uploads as they come!*

Will the Mindcrackers be able to survive a zombie apocalypse? This is a collab done with katiebearsuper. You can also read this story on her account. Have fun reading!

Mumbo threw his third egg at the target block above Grian's door. The white shell exploded into a chicken as he finally hit the bullseye. Noteblocks chimed, out of time with each other. Footsteps pounded on the stairs within the house, quickly followed by someone running into the door at full speed. The wooden door swung open inwards, revealing the smaller, red-sweatered hermit. "Hey Mumbo," he greeted. "What seems to be the trouble?" "It's TFC's death, Grian," Mumbo responded. "I don't think it was natural." -=-=-=-=- Medieval City AU This IS a murder mystery, so there will be blood, gore, and angst. I will mix a bit of romance in, too, although that will lead to more angst. Since it's a murder mystery, there will also be a lot of death and a fight or two. Or maybe three. Cover design made in Canva

The hermits and opposites wake up one morning to things swapped. Soon, the evil versions arrive to Hermitcraft. Can they take the temporary place of their opposites? How long will it be like this? Read on to find out!

everyone is doing it, and I also have a lot of ideas in my head. I'll try to write about everyone, but probably will stick to a few hermits since they are probably who I have the most ideas about. there will be no ships at all, everything is platonic and just some good old friends. Also these stories by no means reflect the hermits in real life. They are purely fiction and just for fun. (Warning!) There'll be swearing in here, just saying. (Also all art shown does not belong to me unless I say otherwise.)

Oropolis is the most technologically advanced kingdom in the world, always growing and changing. Artise is the most powerful kingdom in the world magic-wise. Despite both being allied and both being as strong as they are, the rulers are still paranoid of possible threats from those hungry for their skills. So to secure their safety, the three kings agree to unite under one crown. And to do so, they place the heirs of the respecting kingdoms into an arranged marriage. But because they were both so young at the time of the arrangement, it gave them enough time to work out any details, such as where they would live, how they'd combine the lands, and more. But the one detail they seemed to have skipped over was allowing the two to spend time together. Welcome to yet another Bdoc AU book! This one will be much more of a slow-burn than my hero au :)

Tango had a little accident while testing his inators, and turned more than half of the hermit population to 3-5 year olds. The other hermits will have to work together to take care of the younger hermits till they can find a way of turning them back to adults again. Majority of this book is made out of fluff. There might be some mentions of angst, but overall nothing too serious. [Greetings. 2021 me here. Uhh- 2020 me is a liar. The angst has gone a bit... much.] [Also there are no ships in this book]

Time to watch your favorite hermits suffer! What fun! noyoufluffloversyoucan'tstopme But I mean if you like fluff go check out the book on my profile of stories I was forced to write.

[[FLUFF&ANGST NO SMUT]] ((Cover is mine!!)) (This is a ship book but I'm NOT shipping the irl people, I'm shipping character persona's)

Hello! Welcome to my hermitcraft oneshot book. Most of these were written around season 7, and I haven't kept up with season 8, so more recent uploads will just use the characters not the hermitcraft plot. -no smut -some shipping -I'm opening up requests again but I might not do them depending- I'm quite busy! I might not get to your request! Sorry but sometimes that's just what I have to do! -tw where needed but sometimes not, read at your own discretion

DISCONTINUED!! READ LATEST CHAPTER FOR MORE INFORMATION. - Xisuma has the power to rewind/reset the server and everyone's memories over and over. No one knows untill a bug glitches into the server as he resets it. Everyone remembers every reset and blames him. All untill he tries to reset it one last time, causing the small bug to turn into huge curruption in everyone and the server. Eveything turning into nothing but a currupted mess they can't leave from. The server then was split into two groups. The glitches. And the survivors. The two groups stayed in different sides of the server at first, understanding the damage they could end up doing to each other if they didn't. But the glitches grew hungry for the power, the anger and aggressiveness in them growing, the only way to stop it was to satisfy it. And so they did. --- All art is drawn by me (B_agels_) unless stated otherwise Shipping is not intended! Theories are welcome :D Parts of this may be more head cannon then cannon, sorry Enjoy :D

Mainly headcanons for the au in my head🫶 feel free to make your own headcanons so i can add more!!

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