Vladimirputin dzieła

This is the story of the long distance love of closeted homosexuals Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump, and Kim Jong Un. Donald and Putin already loved each other from the moment they met but when they had a conference and laid eyes on Kim Jong Un, they all fell in love with each other. They had to go back to their countries but their love remained through the distance and the hardship that came with it.

A forbidden love story Conflicting yet also beautiful Will the war end when both of them eventually admit their love for each other?

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joe biden and vladimir putin get wild and become one in this tragic love story.

The Trump Castle was the epitome of luxury. With pillars, chandeliers and enormous windows, there wasn't a better place in the world to hold the annual Trump Party. As the best hostess in the land, Melania Trump decided her husband's ashes were to be in the spotlight of the celebration, as per tradition since the last two years. Standing tall in a pillar in the dining room, no guest was able to tear their eyes off the 24 carat golden urn. But then the lights were turned off- There was a crash- There were screams- And the urn was gone. Will Ivanka Trump, a detective who left her family home to investigate the streets of New York, and Vladimir Putin, a mysterious and reserved, yet wealthy investigator, manage to get along and solve the mystery on time?

A frosty relationship begins to thaw... and then she melts in his presence... Rated PG 16.

Vladimir Putin is very SEXY, so here are some stories about him being SEXY. Definitely unironic, very serious, and not at all a joke.

Donald Trump x Vladimir Putin. Trash lol

Donald Trump and Carly Fiorina hook up at a club. But when a jealous rival, Democratic candidate Hiliary Clinton; falls hard for her competition, chaos erupts. Featuring the Republican party/candidates, the Democratic party/candidates, Vladimir Putin, Sharkeisha, Stephen Hawkings and other famous people. Our biggest hit since the 11:11 Conspiracy!

An extremely accurate depiction of John Adams and Vladimir Lenin romancic relationship and there children Kim Jong Un and Vladimir Putin with grace, betrayal, and beauty. Hope you enjoy!

The (love)buddies of the orange dictator😜❤️ Donaldi TrUwUmp x MElon Musk x Kid dingdong In - konichiwa x Vladimira Πουτανα x Geertje is Wild - ers x Netanyahu x Xi Jin Ping x Fasisme x Wimlex

kim jong um wakes up to find out he is pregnant! but he was been with 2 men and doesnt know who the father is! will it be donald trump or vladimir putin or is it someone unknown? read to find out 😇

Looks like you're a new student at Diplomat High, y/n. To be able to graduate, you're placed on the Yearbook team, meaning you're tasked with talking to and interviewing several future political leaders, along with helping them with their misfortunes---getting a little too close with them. Your heart torn between them democratically, you have until homecoming to pick your poison. Guided by the ghost of Abraham Lincoln, what enemies will you make and what spark will be ignited between you and a certain political leader? (Choose Your Own Adventure Routes offered)

Indiana Jones in not gay. Indiana Jones is gay. Praise be to God. Watch him as he sticks his tongue down the pigeon's throat, Bakugo's throat, and pinches Ryuk's nipples. What a way to get down and dirty. Best when read in the: "Number 15, Burger King foot lettuce" (Not written by me, written by my friend but she doesn't have Wattpad)

❝ life is a battle, love is a war❞

Donald Trump tiene un dilema amoroso, no puede escoger entre Vladimir Putin, su bombón ruso o su bombón coreano Kim Jong-un. Por eso decide mudarse a una granja con muchos animales (entre ellos yo, Paco Cabra) para así reorganizar sus sentimientos. Pero todo dará un giro inesperado cuando sus dos crushes se presenten en su granja, reclamando su amor. No sabe a cual entregarle su amor, por lo que vivirá distintas experiencias en su granja hasta que por fin se decidirá por uno de los dos. ¿A quién escogerá nuestro querido Donald?

Read the title goddamnit.