Voldermortson Stories

"Unlike the old Voldy over there, I have an actual nose." "No, No carry on...we wouldn't want to stop his majesty do we?" "You're mine." "Because I am the best." "Conceited much?" "I love you." "My acting is to the T." "Wow I thought even though you're such a shallow and gormless idiot you would understand this?" "Shall I repeat it slower?" "Hello Darling."