Fevuari
After an altercation with your favorite potions professor, you stumble upon his rhodium ring on your way to dorms. You decide to keep it when you notice him agitated in the hallway, definitely looking for it. Enraged, just as he's about to confront you, your vision blurs and you open your eyes to a very concerned student you've never seen. He looks strangely like Severus Snape, the love of your life. His trembling fingers reach out to touch your forehead, worried as if you'd burn under his touch. You cannot stop but wonder, "Is this real or am I hallucinating?" You came to a conclusion that you're hallucinating because there's no way you gulped a hundred vials of felix felicis and survived that.