Vulgar-language Stories

sᴍᴜᴛs ᴍᴀʟᴇxᴍᴀʟᴇ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀᴀɢᴇ ᴠᴜʟɢᴀʀ ʟᴀɴɢᴜᴀɢᴇ sʜᴏʀᴛ sᴛᴏʀʏ ɢᴀʏ ᴛᴏᴘ ᴛᴀᴇ ʙᴏᴛᴛᴏᴍ ᴋᴏᴏᴋ

god the title makes me so dizzy cos a all them perfects perfect isnt even a word anymore thats it im banning the word perfect from my vocabulary no more perfect i wrote this because im super lonely and i write fanfics of myself and my fav characters, but you can imagine its you/any other character if you like constructive criticism encouraged, fellas (maybe a little help in the ooc department *nervous laughter*) i was just kinda proud of the writing blah i do not own eridan or homestuck. andrew hussie owns all rights to both. picture by Kayla83_Emo on polyvore (hats off to you, you lovely person) meoww