Wacky Stories

King Archidamus of Athens had a simple problem:Socrates was too logical, too loud, and too annoying. His solution was even simpler: a diseased monkey, delivered as a gift. A flawless plan. It was, the Narrator would later note, the single worst idea since the Trojan Horse. Now, Socrates is no longer a philosopher. He's a projectile of muscle in a loincloth, "solving" civic disputes by throwing people into rivers and inventing a new martial art called the Dialectic Fist. His new girlfriend is a conflicted assassin, his pet is the hyper-intelligent simian emperor leading an army against Greece, and his only hope for saving civilization is a vat of wine stomped by the feet of a thousand unwashed citizens. Logic is overrated. Sometimes, you just have to go ape. (A tale of philosophy, kickboxing, and very poor life choices, told by a Narrator who is deeply disappointed in everyone.)

It's finally time to get this show on the road! I really so hope that all of you enjoy this series as much as I enjoyed making it. So sit back, relax, and enjoy reading this wonderful Object show! If you like to learn more about the cast, go and read TFR: The Cast to learn about each Character's personalities. Description: 24 Objects, 12 teams, one winner that will win The Final Prize. Who will win? Who will lose? Find out in this readable series, The Final Rug! Current Episodes Available: EPISODES 1-9 (Finished) EP 10 (PT 1- 100% PT 2- In progress) Inspired by: BFDI, BFDIA, BFB, TPOT (Jacknjellify) & Inanimate Insanity (Adam Katz , Brian, and the rest of the inanimate insanity cast) Rankings: 215 in object show (8/17/25) 168 in osc (8/17/25) 129 in Wacky (10/21/25) 112 in object (8/17/25) 313 in BFDI (8/17/25) 294 in Bfb (8/17/25) 237 in inanimate insanity (8/17/25)

I never thought this day would come, (Not so soon at least). The day I finally put my foot down and literally scream, "CAN YOU QUIETEN DOWN?", to yet another imbecile down the street. I think I realised how much, we as a society are forced to be tolerable of other people. When I went to the cinema and politely told this tall individual that I cannot see past their massive head all I received was a "that's your problem midget", and a big ol classic middle finger in front of the face. That got me thinking as I lay in my bed at 2 in the morning. It was as if a light bulb had gone off in my head because everything seemed a little brighter. I took my pen and paper and started jotting down my struggles which eventually turned into the abomination you have here. My very first book which was previously known as "Weird and wacky things girls understand" to now become what it was always destined to be. "Weird and wacky things nearly everyone understands". Undergoing complete reconstruction

Let me just list them real quick, so like you guys know which ones are my ocs: Eclipso Lily Lavender Ray Kitchen Knight Note that Kitchen Knight is a super new one of mine. Also yeah have fun reading this. And yes, I made this cover, and yes, I admit it is lazy as F!?#.

In the exciting sequel to Greegs & Ladders... wait, what? Sequel?! It's okay, you aren't required to read the first book before reading this one. You could start here and be just fine. But if you wanted to read the first book, that's great. Awesome, in fact. There's probably information about where to find it around here somewhere. We're rambling on too long about the first book. Let's hear what this one's all about. What happens when two halves of a planet were designed by an ancient god as a key for unlocking portals to unknown dimensions? Saddled with this question are 3 immortal aliens who spend their lives exploring space and seeing how many adventures they can fit into a business year. Join Dr. Rip, Wilx the Astrospeciologist and Krimshaw the Greeg as they encounter countless planets and species while partaking in all the side-quests. They will meet a gaggle of brand new characters. They will cross paths with legacy cameos. They will try to greenlight a new Rick Moranis movie. All this while being pursued by the maniacal overlord Alabaster Jishtolcrux and his roving band of brainwashers. Featuring enough made-up words to fill an index, The Invisible Dimension is a comedic sci-fi romp that bristles with absurdity while lambasting as many human institutions as possible in the allotted pages. Take a ride into the Greegs Universe (if your consciousness isn't torn to shreds during the not-for-human feat of traversing... The Invisible Dimension).

This is based on the best movie ever HOLES!

1979. Coventry, Britain. Frankie Duncan, a young vampire, makes a strange friend just moved to the U.K. from New York. Unknowingly, both of them stumble into an international plot to control the structure of space-time itself, woven together with an oddly-named portable discotheque and a truly awful independent ska band. The city is looking like a ghost town, the streets empty, no one else rising up to the challenge. In a gray haze of brutality, discrimination, and restriction, it looks like Frankie and their new friends will have to riot to secure any justice in this cruel world. It's up to them, whether they like it or not. Will Frankie and the gang stand up for themselves, or will they join the crowd and succumb to the same violence that masks the British atmosphere? Find out in the haunting reflection of Street Feeling.

Slow ass update oops -smut warning-

These are things about me being something that others are not usually used to knowing. Hope that you're ready to find out how weird I am! P.S. This book is wholly about the author; ColdHeartedCadet and it is for entertainment purposes.

Two alien-cat creatures in a human world to try Jellyfish food! Credits for Nebula: Doodle World on yt and wattpad ^^

Aurelia wins the lottery to escape her doomed planet. The prize: temporary marriage to a quirky star ship Captain, Illion, in exchange for a new life. What she didn't expect was to fall in love. Aurelia, with a sour attitude but a heart of gold, quickly falls for Illion's overdramatic persona. And likewise, Illion, finds solace in his new wife, who seems to understand his insanity more than he does himself. But what seems like an idyllic situation soon devolves into chaos. When the malfunctioning ship is catapulted into an unknown part of the galaxy, Illion finds himself neck deep in passenger riots. And when a fleet of barbaric aliens picks up on their location, it's only a matter of time before everyone becomes space dust!! Will Illion and Aurelia be able to stick together, or will their turbulent ride be the end of their relationship, and everyone on board The Marillion? But ANYWAY, if you want a good time, you better read this book!!! Because if you leave it you will definitely never ever EVER find a book this amazing ever again. EVER!1!!1!!!! Spotify playlist ;) https://open.spotify.com/playlist/17ZxXM48qQRLUmV3IdY7SL?si=3d3449000b8345a4 Cover by me. I WILL be posting this on royalroad.

In this Back to the Future x Doom (2016) crossover, When an evil scientist from the UAC, Olivia Pierce, becomes controlled by the Spider Mastermind and attempts to alter humanity's past, it's up to an unlikely trio to set things right. Marty McFly and Doc Brown find themselves joining forces with the legendary Doom Slayer to stop the Spider Mastermind from manipulating the very fabric of time itself. As the team battles through rifts in time, deadly demons, and apocalyptic landscapes, they must work together to prevent the collapse of history. With the DeLorean's time circuits pushed to their limits and the fate of the timeline hanging in the balance, Marty, Doc, and Doom Slayer must confront an enemy with the power to erase them from existence. Can they reset the timeline before humanity's future is rewritten forever? Or will they be trapped in a never-ending war against time itself?

These are weird XD

Synopsis: Ray Daniels, a tall, dark, and introverted guy, wants nothing more than to live in peace. However, his quiet life takes a chaotic turn when he accidentally becomes the object of obsession for Lucy, a blonde, hyperactive girl with a dangerous addiction to sweets. Lucy, a full-blown yandere, believes Ray is her "sweet savior" and swears to keep him close, by force if necessary. If Lucy doesn't get her sugar fix three times a day, she threatens to "eliminate" Ray. As Ray is dragged into Lucy's candy-filled madness, he tries to escape her dangerous affection but keeps getting pulled into ridiculous situations, from candy wars and bizarre game shows to insane battles with other yandere girls obsessed with sweets. Along the way, he meets Candice, a literal candy girl and Lucy's rival, who also wants Ray for herself. As Ray is forced to navigate a world of increasingly absurd challenges, slapstick comedy, and over-the-top action, his desire for a quiet life becomes an impossible dream.

Some of these are really cringy but I wrote them in middle school so what can you expect get to the newer stuff and I promise it's a whole lot better. Instead of writing just depressing stuff I'm going to write whatever pops up in my head :) //ALL THE PICTURES IN THE BOOK ARE MINE PLEASE DO NOT TAKE THEM//

In this Aqua Teen Hunger Force x Warhammer 40k crossover, When Carl Brutananadilewsk, the perpetually disgruntled and unlucky neighbor from Aqua Teen Hunger Force, is accidentally pulled into the grimdark future of the 41st millennium, his life takes an unexpected turn. He's recruited by the Red Templars, a no-nonsense chapter of Space Marines, to fight against the deadly Xenos, heretics, and worse. Thrust into battles beyond his wildest comprehension, Carl fumbles his way through the horrors of war while donning a massive power armor, wielding oversized weaponry, and trying to survive in a universe where the odds are always stacked against him. With every battle, Carl discovers that, while he's in way over his head, he might just have a knack for causing chaos in the name of the Emperor. Can a foul-mouthed, self-centered guy from Jersey become a Space Marine worthy of the Imperium, or will he crash and burn in the most Carl way possible? The only certainty in this crossover madness is that Carl isn't going down without a fight-and plenty of sarcastic remarks.

park y/n is a 20 year old girl, who doesn't know what a home feels like. first thrown into an orphanage, in which HE ruins her life forever. then is in the hands of Mr kim, who disapeared on the night on his wife's death. their son. Taehyung takes care of y/n and loves her but is it all what it seems... will y/n find her home?

𝙍𝙚𝙖𝙙 𝙍𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙨 𝘁𝗼 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗪𝗮𝗰𝗸𝘆 𝗗𝗲𝗻 𝗧𝗵𝗲𝘀𝗲 𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗿𝗶𝗲𝘀 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗲𝗶𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗪𝗮𝗰𝗸'𝘀 𝗴𝗼𝘁 𝗴𝗼𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗼 𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝗶𝗻𝘆 𝗯𝗿𝗮𝗶𝗻. 𝙊𝙧 𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙤𝙢 𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝𝙩𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙢𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙜𝙤 𝙖𝙣𝙮𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚. 𝗢𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗹𝗼𝗿𝗱𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗽 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗻𝗲𝗱 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝘂𝗹𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗹𝘆 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗮𝗽𝗽𝗲𝗱 𝗮𝘄𝗮𝘆

Cornelius has a brilliant mind, and it's killing him. His thoughts are a torrent of fragmented memories and visions. And secrets...so many secrets. Determined to save his girlfriend, he ventures out into the wilds. Lost and alone, he finds an unlikely savior in a benevolent Sasquatch. Or is it his mind playing tricks on him again? // One of six prequel cast intros to Otherborn: Earth's Crust Survival, and Otherborn: In the Wastelands Alone, including another free character intro: Otherborn: Granite High. *And artwork by amazing JessicaTitone.net

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