Wanker Stories

Ask me anything and/or dare England. *sips tea*

Do you get roasted everyday? Nothing left to do or say? Wonder why, why you, Cus there's nothing you can do? Well here you go. Comebacks for those who can't comeback

Mace Cliffhill lives in a dystopian society in America where the IDA (Immediate Defence Action) chases down public dangers, like Mace. Lately the IDA has been backing out and the streets are, wierdly, getting cleared of criminals anyways.Will he figure out what has been happening?

How to deal with a wanker

a short story of the struggles and anxiety of growing up and maturing, featuring your moms jewelry box that you can't touch until your grown and all u want to do is grow but when your grown you can't stand it.

Idk what to put here, but I will be writing what the title says

Ooa Title means Owner in Greek

Following Writing Wrongly, the critically acclaimed novel - with the emphasis on critical - Thomas Corfield, the worst writer in history, returns in a collection of embarrassing and socially inexcusable episodes that will become Wrongly Writing, the second Wrong book.

His lips pressed really tight into a thin line as he just stared; for once he had nothing to say. “I guess it doesn’t matter, huh? As long as you get your millions, you don’t care if you’ve ruined countless lives. Well, fuck you. I’m done with being your assistant; I’m done with getting everything for you. I’m done falling for you.” I said bitterly, walking towards the door and slammed it shut. May is a personal assistant to her boss, Daniel Blake. He is a . . . complete wanker. So May decides to look for a girlfriend for him, one to keep him distracted and happy at all times. Except Daniel Blake doesn't want any random girl May arranged for him, he wants May. This millionaire playboy has everything cut out for him, and its all thanks to his wonderful assistant. Now what will happen when they both realise they've fallen for each other?

Yes she is an undeniable cunt

+ some shit from lyn

Damien Jung is just 17 years old, but he's already in love. He's in love with his father's best friend. Since he was little they always said that he resembled him and everyone thought his mother had cheated on Mr. Jung. When Damien had heard about this he was livid and asked his mother directly which she in turn was furious about, because it didn't even make sense. He was a little glad it wasn't true, because it's worst to be in love with your father. This story is about how Damien Jung tries to get Michael Kim to fall in love with him.

Fluttershy invites Pinkie Pie to her shed. After Pinkie comes, she finds that Fluttershy is not what she seems...

Bus wanker!