Wannabecomedy Stories

Just my rants, thoughts, and possibly achievements or whatever... there will be bad words and there might be grim things or ideas for stories so read at ur own risk

Do you want to know how to act even gayer? Get knowledge from the queerest queers? Piss off homophobic boomers (and not only them)? Then strap yourself in and get ready for this absolute disaster! Andy and Ashley will guide you! The queer world awaits you, friend! Disclaimer: We would like to warn everyone - this story contains strong language and inappropriate humor, if you're easily offended, read at your own risk. We do not mean to offend you, this "book" was written for purely comedian reasons. Maybe we will one day try to become more family friendly, but frankly, this is ANYTHING but family friendly. - Andy Cover by @infinitecryingnator

'You are gonna die, good luck virgin. LOL' Bob stared at the piece of paper inside the broken fortune cookie. " This is so damn cliche..." Real description: Bob. A totally ordinary guy with a completely ordinary name and living a completely ordinary life, is gonna die, real soon. Why? Cause his dad is a top shot mass murderer.

I survived Cade Malane. I'm done with this Book