histórias de Wattpadcliches

Because they're everywhere, I tell you! Everywhere!! Oh, and the cover was by me. Not that anyone cares lol I'll update as frequently as possible. Or when I find a new cliche.

sad and wholesome story</3

Y'all know those cliches we see everywhere, but seem so hard to avoid? Well, I'M GOING TO BE A CLICHE AND MAKE A LIST. Also will I try and help my fellow wattpad authors who struggle with these.

Cliches aren't bad, they are just ridiculously overhyped.

A story where I make fun of all the cliche stories Wattpad has to offer that make me want to die

HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO BECOME FAMOUS? HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO HAVE A BUNCH OF MINDLESS SHEEP FLOCKING AROUND YOU? HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO LOSE ALL YOUR SINCERITY IN DOING SO? If you answered yes to any of these questions, or no, then read this! You have come the the right place, my friend! Welcome, to The Guide to Da Wattpadz!

This is a rant book regarding things I've noticed on wattpad. Trigger warning: Opinions, I dislike clichès, probably offensive content, satire and sarcasm. Maybe it will inspire you to NOT write clichè stories and be original. But this is a RANT book not an ADVICE book. So it will probably be offensive.

Tired of seeing blue eyed, silver tabbies in Warrior Cat Fanfics? Sick of seeing that special-white-wolf-that-hasn't-been-seen-in-eons? Going insane over seeing ANOTHER daughter of Aslan?! Well, this is the book for you! Join me in a dangerous quest through Firestar clones and the typical blonde mean girls.

Because movies and (Wattpad) books like to make stuff up about high school. Cover by @madesy

*Trigger Warning* Ever get sick of the terrible Wattpad cliches? Well, I have created this book for you all, as a Bible for you Wattpad users to NOT write crap stories. Got it? Good Job! *Trigger warning* No hate please!

This is mostly me ranting about the many cliché stories out there on Wattpad. This book isn't meant to insult or offend anyone it's just a warning for new writers on the site about what not to do or to do less.

Let's all take a trip down memory lane to a time when we thought writing an entire 270 paged book without an outline or any kind of plan was a good idea. That's what this book was for me. Luckily, some good should come out of it, seeing as I will now re-read it and pick it apart for your reading pleasure. Enjoy, to the best of your abilities.

A (mostly) lighthearted rant book by me. Join me in reveling and reviling every terrible cliche and odd writing cliche known to wattpad. This book may include rants about: -wattpad -cliches -bad characters -bad stories -annoying literature things ***NOTE: This book is a joke and a way to vent. Everything I write will be in good faith or good fun. Just because I say something critical that may apply to you/something you like does not mean I dislike you or even that thing, really. All it means is I have something to say about it.***

The title says it all.

A wise man who used to wore a pink suit and now best singer of all time once said; "WELCOME TO THE RICEFIELDS MOTHAFUCCA" And now WELCOME TO MY STORY U BOOTIFUL HOOMAN