Waylonsmithers Stories

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Monty shows up at Waylon's apartment one sweltering afternoon. Art by me.

The love story of Waylon Smithers and Jeffrey Dahmer. If you wanna make a cover for this book send it to me via Instagram @jetaimejotham

What if moe had kissed smithers in front of the crowd? a dumb one shot that randomly came to mind.. dont expect something good becasue this is my first serious story...

The same four friends, not a college au this time TW: abuse mentions, killing mentions, death, bleeding, very detailed panic attack near the end, swearing, brief suicide mentioned near the end even though the word itself isn't mentioned Another sweet story about the friendship. Edit: I DO NOT OWN THE SIMPSONS!!!! THE SIMPSONS BELONGS TO DISNEY AND MATT GROENING!!!!!!!

Something has been bothering Waylon Smithers... And Montgomery Burns is going to get to the bottom of it.

Not long after the mysterious altercation between Wonder's friends and Monty's army, a man is elected mayor of The Big City; someone who an acquaintance of Wonder thought he'd never see again. After a strange and tragic backstory is revealed, the gang confronts the mayor, and realize that he may not be as law-abiding as they had once believed. Before they are able to expose him for who he really is, secrets are revealed, and a devastating plot comes to light, led by Monty and Quackity. As the gang attempts to foil these villains' plans, some old friends make a reappearance, including one who Wonder thought she'd never see again. Governments are corrupted, the deceased are reanimated, and even more braincells are lost, along with the life of someone Wonder holds dear, in the third installment of this great series that once again is, according to Bo Burnham, "better than pussy." Here we go again... If you haven't already, please read the first two books in the series so that you're up to date on the storyline so far. The Really Good Book: https://www.wattpad.com/story/286314816-the-really-good-book-that%27s-better-than-pussy The Really Good Sequel: https://www.wattpad.com/story/290511429-the-really-good-sequel-that%27s-better-than-pussy TWs: Swearing, blood, and main character death. I only own Wonder, who is technically me. @glitchingstxrs- and @rarilee are in this story too, they asked to be in it. Comet is Glitch's OC, so I don't own her either. None of the other characters are mine. Fanart, headcanons, or any fan content pertaining to this series is strongly welcomed. For those who are interested in the series, join the Discord server for more randomness that is better than pussy. https://discord.gg/Yz87AMzV

A long time ago, an employee and his boss shared a kiss... ~ This takes place years before Burns To Smithereens. In the first chapter Mr. Burns implies that he and Smithers had at one point shared a kiss. This was in reference to their kiss in "Lisa the Skeptic", but I figured it was vague enough that I could write a loose prequel chapter based on the implication.

After the Battle of Las Nevadas, Wonder and Techno thought they were safe from all harm, but this was not the case. A mysterious man was revealed to have worked with Quackity, and he was far less lenient that the casino manager had been. After an assassination attempt, Wonder began to realize that she would have to gather her old friends in order to take down the mysterious man and destroy his evil 'project'. Destruction is caused, lives are lost, and brain cells are, again, dissolved into oblivion in this sequel that is, according to Bo Burnham, "better than pussy." Here it is, the long-awaited sequel! I guess this is a series now? If you haven't, please read the first book in the series before reading this one: https://www.wattpad.com/story/286314816-the-really-good-book-that%27s-better-than-pussy TWs: Swearing, blood, and character death. I only own Wonder, who is technically me. @glitchingstxrs- is in this story too, they asked to be in it. They've helped me out in writing this...novel. None of the other characters are mine. Fanart, headcanons, or any fan content pertaining to this series is strongly welcomed. For those who are interested in the series, join the Discord server for more randomness that is better than pussy. https://discord.gg/Yz87AMzV

[One-shot] Monty worries he'll never find anyone, having been discouraged from years of failure to find his match. At this point, he's so close to accepting he's meant to be alone. He's not. A soulmates au, a world in which people stop physically ageing at 30 and find their soulmates through way of a mutual, euphoric touch. (Also on Ao3)

The cover has nothing to do with the story, lol. I was inspired to make a story inspired by the movie Now and Then, so I finally decided to write this with the help of an AI. This is set in a college AU, where they're college students trying to have a great summer. TW: strong language, a brief suicide mention, a gun, trauma, a car crash, bullying (There could be more that I forgot, so be careful!) Marge, Melvin, Moe, and Waylon decide to have the best summer ever, but things get in the way when they meet a bully at a baseball game. Edit: I DO NOT OWN THE SIMPSONS!!!! THE SIMPSONS BELONGS TO DISNEY AND MATT GROENING!!!!!!!

16 residents from Springfield are trapped in a killing game with barley any memory of each other. Lisa Simpson just wants to know who her brother and parents are, but...nobody will kill to find out...right..? 16/16 residents remaining

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