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Ratatatou is a young rat of Paris (pronounced "Pah-ree"). Ever since he was forcefully birthed 21 years ago Ratatatou has only had two dreams; to eliminate all mice in the world and to become a master chef. After running away from his deranged brother and controlling father, Ratatatou finds his new home with rookie chef Lin Gee Weenie and his girlfriend E-Colli and soon learns what it means to be the very best .

dickster

it's just plain smut, that's it!

"the stakes are high, the water's rough, but this love is ours..." in which the daughter of taylor swift finds herself head over heels for her mothers opening act. (fem!readerxgracieabrams)

daily life on how kk is beinga weenie

I feel like I'm falling apart...

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Duncan x harem ai generated

a couple of mlgs kill some little fgts trying to get into fAzE, get bannd from c0d and go to battlefeeeeeeld get ip banned, they cri eveitime and then go to arma 2 dayz when they combatlog and lose they're brandnew hoodies they got from mommie :^(

Amy was a girl in the village doing alright, but then she became a princess overnight. Now she's gotta figure how to do it right . So much to learn and see. Up in the castle with her new family. In a school that's just for royalty . A whole enchanted world is waiting for her. She's so excited to be Amy the first. 😍 || @xolosuperancy ||

There is a naked hot dog weenie who came from a magical star that hit earth a few hours ago that is in search of a bun. Because buns kill hot dog weenies back in their home world. The bun's name is Darth Bunagains. With Darth Bunagains' minions the Yobuyappas this mission seems impossible. Will he succeed? Beats the hell outta me. But only one way to find out. Read this story of action, betrayal, love, gore, and naked hot dogness. Co-written by @blackveilbrides4life

Unfortunately, they left Nate out of the Bible because they are a bunch of homophobic POSes 🤬. Jesus was also a drag queen and Rue Paul was his guide. The Bible lied to you. Here is the ACTUAL, NONFICTION ATORY OF JESUS (and Nate ✨).

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