Weiner Stories

get ready to be dazzled

Sonic is going through some things, and his buddy Tails helps him out. They get a little, frisky... and might not be suitable for anyone under the age of 45.

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(context) your running from daddy dearest as you fucked up a deal you made with him and stumble into an alleyway

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My wife made a story about two bugs fucking and now I'm making a story about two horse fucking. I've never made a smut fan-fiction but I'm gonna try as best I can with my awful and bland grammar. (Update: my wife found mistakes in my description) (Update update: great friend of mine who's proud of snowman horse is getting dick is helping proofread the fanfiction) (Update update Update: I wrote the smut only at night when I'm tired because I won't remember writing about centaurs fucking with meaty dicks.) (Update Update updated update: He really did become a cream pie.) (Update update update update update Update: God I think I'm done?) (Update update update update update Update update: who the fuck are the twenty four peeps that decided to read about horse PeePeeTM) Update update update update update Update update updates: I've been fucking around with hashtags for anyone with a specific position for two centaurs dying from horse dick)