Weirdbutcute Stories

So, let me tell you about my life with that guy-Eunseok, aka Black Shadow. Yeah, I know, sounds like a name from a dramatic action movie, right? Well, he's kinda like that-chaotic, unpredictable, and ridiculously handsome. But here's the thing: he's got this absurd side to him. I'm talking about the kind of guy who thinks it's a great idea to schedule kisses-like, three to five times a day. I'm still trying to figure out why I even put up with him, but somehow, here I am, his girlfriend. He's not the typical bad boy or romantic hero. He's way more unpredictable than that. One minute, he's making the entire school shake their heads with his magical absurdity, and the next, he's doing something sweet-well, in his own bizarre way. But even with all his randomness, I can't help but get pulled in by him. Then there's his gang. Yeah, the Burrito Maniacs-seriously, that's their name. They're all a little weird too, but it works. They're like this group of lifelong childhood friends, and somehow, they're still together, all the way into high school. Eunseok writes about them, about us, in his novels too. So yeah, I guess that's a thing I never saw coming. And don't get me started on his house. It's like stepping into a novel-literally. It's full of weird memorabilia and books everywhere. His mom? She's like this graceful model who drops by school and leaves everyone speechless. Meanwhile, I still can't figure out how Eunseok and I went from "just friends" to "officially boyfriend and girlfriend." It doesn't make sense, but it works... I guess? Honestly, I'm still trying to figure out if I'm the one in control or if I'm just along for the ride with him. Either way, I don't think I'll be getting a break from his madness anytime soon. But hey, at least he's mine. And I think that's the only thing that makes sense in this absurd, chaotic life we're building together.

Emily Vasquez thought rock bottom was getting dumped by her superhero boyfriend. That was before she got kidnapped by a guy with suspiciously good skin and a flair for the dramatic. Enter Ransom Alexander: supervillain, chaotic, and somehow the least threatening criminal mastermind in the city. She wants a job, dignity, and maybe a therapist. He wants world domination, or at least validation from cooler villains. Both of them clearly have issues, but what's the worst that could happen?