Weirdhumor Stories

A very simple life; finishing college, getting a nice job, a dog and getting married,while sparing enough leisurely time to enlighten oneself on the beauty of the world..ahem..men.., was what she wanted... Though she was no country bumpkin, simple , was the kind of life Jade had always wanted for herself until her encounter with a clan that shattered the every meaning of ordinary. With the smallest odds of surviving, she decides on playing a clever hand, missing death severally by a hair's breath whilst building a circle of unusual friends. Armed with a glib tongue and poorly developing skills , she was gradually becoming someone to be respected????! Why is it though, that that in the midst of all this, there is a certain red headed fellow who was stuck to her like glue? Why does it also seem she particularly liked this glue .... Ehn, very sticky is good too. <(-_-*)> Follow Jade and kana on their romantic adventure story of strong wit, humor and strange choices. Note; Synopsis subject to improvement as story progresses, has my own version of the werewolf/vampire genre and is not cliché nor spooky. Do give it a try. 😊

Two boys became friends in school they were in high school, but...one of them fell inlove with each other... im not gonna spoil it lol

This is for those memers who need more of what they probably have already seen

18,000 worlds. Only one has Wi-Fi and regret-flavored pizza. A sarcastic monologue from a human stuck on Earth, wondering: "Why me?" A cosmic rant full of memes, microwave fish, and oddly deep thoughts about existence. Because sometimes... the universe doesn't answer. It just laughs.

Just a collection of poems and stuff that a weird girl (hehe, me.) wrote through out secondary school. Some of them are cringey but they're important to me so, why not post them here?!

Picture this: Your mom got married to another man after your parents got divorced. That's fine because as long as your mom is happy, you are too. But that's before you find out that your stepdad is also the father of your ex-boyfriend. Talk about awkward... 5 February 2016 - 1 July 2016

Okay so I don't really know why I'm making this book. It will probably flop and not be seen much, but that's okay because I'm not expecting much from it. I guess I actually wanted to publish something so yea. Also sorry for this book or whatever it is in advance. If you're still here and like pointless trash then stay tuned.

Every day could be a nightmare for him if he wanted it to. He could snap his fingers and he would cry out from pain. So why doesn't he? Cause we are not the same And we are all to blame

Apologies if you were expecting something here. My creativity juice ran out again so I can't come up with a story description (yet). (Artwork on cover not mine. Credits go to the original artist on Picrew. All I did was make and edit the book cover but not the art.)

this legit just a book of memes i either saw in other books or on the fuckin internet

BOOM! "COLETTE ELOVEVE BELLEVUE!" 'Aw dang it, not again.' I thought as I stared at the mess in the kitchen. 'It's already been five years since I got to this place and I still can't use the magic tools.' I grimaced as I prepared for the earful mother was going to give me. 'Better run while I still can.' A new world. A new home. New faces. How will our protagonist survive in this parallel universe. How will she overcome the death flags launched in front of her. How will it end? Well, come and join me! Let's find out.

by Richard Hughes Published in 1929 ©Executors of the Estate of Richard Hughesﾠ

Whatever comes to mind I put it down Right Here Bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhh Still can't fudging believe I'm actually doing this

It was a normal Christmas Eve for the mercenaries before Scout's mischievous deeds caused Christmas to be canceled, read now to find out what shenanigans conspired for that to happen...