Weirdo2357 Stories

Highest ranking- #429 in Chicklit (impressive, I know 😏😂) Dear diary, Welcome to my world of misery! And yes, I am quite old to have a diary but we'll skip that part for now. Already that I have a crush on THE coolest guy in the school, (A.K.A the hottest) I don't want NO ONE, NADA, NOCHERPOES, (don't ask) to find out that I have a secret diary to write my deepest darkest secrets (yes, I am ashamed of having a bad habit of biting my nails...) Anywho, this girl who calls herself Jenny, (though personally I think she should call herself a 'beep', but alright) is the hottest\coolest guy's...Ummm she um.. Ehhh... GIRLFRIEND! Whoo! I said it! Point for me! Oh...right. That's lame to do, eh? (Yes, I am Canadian and yes, we do say 'eh') I present to you Jenny and Edward. Yeah, they're the type of couple that goes from 'together' to 'hate each other'. Hey! That rhymed! Meanwhile...Me + Edward= Never gonna happen... Hmmm... Well I mean I guess I could add another point for me since I didn't cry while writing the truth this time... Oh wait... Dang it! I DID IT AGAIN!