Welcometothetable Stories

Hello I'm making oneshots of this fandom because I said so Some things to know: My favorite character is Louisiana My favorite ship is YorkCali, but I will write TexaCali because it's cute too This may or may not be very Florida and/or California central... !!this is crossposted on AO3 and will probably be advertised and/or shared on tumblr!!

just a bunch of small stories I write for the statehouse characters pretty self explanatory I think Source material by Ben Brainard on yt, tiktok, or insta :P

It's a parody of Romeo and Juliet acted out by the states Yeah I'm sorry in advance

Remember the headcanon that I had a bunch of songs that could go along with OT6: Doin' the Crimes Again? Er....surprise? I guess?

It's 1927 and the Roaring Twenties are in full swing. DC is the son of a powerful oil company owner, and is set to take over his father's business and fortune. Only he'd rather be out in the world, seeing the sights, meeting people, and living like a normal twenty-year-old. One night after a disastrous party, DC walks home and is nearly robbed, only to be saved by one of the most notorious gangs in New York. The Lower 48 strike fear into the hearts of every state government; they're the best bootleggers in the country and are able to bring in more liquor then any other gang, putting a target on their backs. They come to New York after a deal gone wrong in the midwest and settle in for a quiet stay. Until they save a little rich kid from certain death....

West Virginia. Known for its coal mining... And West has to help provide somehow. Mining is all he's ever known how to do, even if his brothers hate him doing it... Besides, it's not like anything's going to happen to him. He's done just fine doing it for this long. This fits with a lot of @guessimdemons92's hcs and au. Updates are... questionable, but I hope to write more for this CONTENT WARNING: Cave-ins and mining accidents.

This is satire please *on the floor*

All the Cold War memories came rushing back to DC as the film entered its second part, the aftermath of the destruction. He could remember the Cuban Missile Crisis clearly, how cool headed and calm JFK was, and how close the Cold War was to becoming hot. DC spent so many nights walking up and screaming from nightmares of a nuclear war, and this film was bringing back terrible memories.

A collection of one-shots. With 50+ people living in one house, there are bound to be some rules. Here are a few of those rules, and how they came to be.

This probably won't get updated as much as my other one shot book cause your boys an ace flux who's views on sex change a lot

this is just a whole bunch of song-one-shots bassed off of ben Brainard's Welcome 'To The Statehouse' requests are always open cause I suck at coming up with my own

Washington, California, Colorado and Wyoming try and work through their problems as siblings. Unfortunately, it may take a little more to finally get these siblings to tolerate each other

I'm gonna try

General State Headcanons (My takes)

The pinetree frontier, or, I'm quite like you.

Ohio and Gov were having a serious conversation. But then Arizona came in looking for something yelling fuck them. Ohio had to join in, how could he not.

Gov got off a phone call one day only to find one of his plants burnt to ash. He calls a meeting to find the culprit. Plus the aftermath of that meeting.

A small continuation of 'Is It Love?' aka what California was doing that morning with DC

This is a set of Statehouse / Welcome to the Table fanfics that are crossed over with my own story. Statehouse / Welcome to the Table is a series on Youtube and TikTok by Ben Brainard that you should watch because it is incredibly funny.