Wendys Stories

full title: The Ultra Legendary Super Amazing Mega Rare Never Seen Before Long Lost Hybrid Dragon Demon Wolf Snake Angel Princess is the Hated Child *NOT SCREENREADER FRIENDLY! THERE ARE A LOT OF TIMES WHERE THERE ARE UNNECESSARY EMOJIS AND PUNCTUATION AND WORDS SO DRAGGED-OUT THAT THEY TAKE UP HALF A PAGE* Once upon a time, a kind woman named Mommy gave birth to a girl, but sadly died in the process. She had a husband, Mr. My Daughter Is An Accident, and their daughter Mistake, or the hated child. Mistake was bullied all her life, both in school and at home. Her father married another woman (Barbara) and then he died. His cause of death is unknown, but there were a bunch of stabbing wounds on his corpse and the stepmother holding a bloody knife at the scene of the crime. With that strange woman came Mistake's new sister, a spoiled brat named Ronald McDonald. Mistake's stepmother always compared her to that meanie poo poo face. Even if her personality was awful, she was still the one in the spotlight no matter where they went. She always paraded around in her sparkly pink ball gown and her tiny pigtails. What will happen next??????????????????????

What happens when everyone's favorite pink puffball takes a simple trip to McDonald's, but gets caught up in a war between all the major fast-food chains? This story starts off stupid and simple, but the plot starts to pick up around the McDonald's VS Burger King chapter. Everything that happened in Dreamland was considered normal, with the day-to-day adventures of Kirby and Bandana Waddle Dee, Meta Knight stalking the two, and King Dedede trying to take their food. But when Kirby takes a simple trip to McDonald's, he finds him and his fellow acquaintances caught in the middle of a war: a war of food. It spiraled into the crazy adventures of Meta Knight, King Dedede, Galacta Knight, Magolor, Sword Knight, Blade Knight, Sailor Dee, Waddle Doo, Colonel Sanders, Marx, and Juan the Chihuahua, led by Kirby and Bandana Dee as they try to evade the vengeful fast-food mascots. Will Kirby and friends be able to defeat the fast-food chains, or will they be chopped up and served as Chicken McNuggets to unknowing customers? im not on anything i swear at least i dont think i am

~in a magical place where everyone except for christians are emo, two homosexuals go on many cursed, assfilled, emo adventures!~ /// ~ft. emo 7 ft tall hot alpha chad bakkigoo-san and 4ft tall emo sexy deku-chan, plus wanted by the government weed dealer william afton/zaza guy !~ /// (This is a joke fic. 13+. Actively updated.)

A super good story about Bob the plant and him turning a new leaf.

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Colonel Sanders, an up-and-coming chicken enthusiast, falling in love with a competitor. It was unheard of. Especially for the cold and tough Colonel Sanders. How could this happen to him? Ronald McDonald, the man Sanders was in love with, was powerful. If anything happened between them, things were likely to go south, which is why he decided to keep these thoughts to himself. Colonel Sanders dealt with his feelings for three long years, spending every night dreaming about how life could be. If his love was ever revealed, he would be publicly ridiculed, especially by the openly homophobic Chick-Fil-A. Sanders's career would be ruined, He had to keep his secret hidden. What happens if those feelings happen to be shared by a certain clown?

Kimberly A. Ming is a model whos 5'1 and works as a makeup artist and is also a model at Sunset Modeling Studios . Alot of people call her humble, positive and even out-going! Besides being a model she also has a major crush on Chris Brown &&' when he enters the picture. Things change. Read and Find out if they'll survive! *Based On The Song Calypso by Chris Brown* VendettaAssembly | ©

Wendy's Roast basically

Its just like the title Says! Its OUR SONG BOOK! We'll use songs that we think We, The Pals, or even our Friends would Sing! Or Maybe even for us to express ourselves! Enjoy!

Geoff goes to Wendy's

harry styles kidnaps me and turns me into a vampire we then maybe get married who knows

I walked into Wendy's to get 3 frosted while my parents waited in the car I waited for someone to take my order when they guy at the drive through went to get a drink and he winked at me So he got the drink and was staring at me he then dropped the drink I asked why did you do that he said I saw a beautiful lady in front of me I then blushed but he was like 5 years older than me so I said snap out of it finally a lady comes over and takes my order the guy walks by and says I'm jaden btw and I said kk he then asked who did you come here with and I said my friends instead of saying my parents he said cool Then the women that took my order says ew get away He says maybe you could see if you want to meet me in the back of Wendy's when your done I quickly said no took my order and went back to the car My parents said you forgot spoons so then I was going to say lets go threw drive through but remembered jaden was working that so I went inside and he said why don't you want to hang out

Book of about 20 jokes

I have two accounts so this is on the other one aswell: I write short fanfictions that people ask me to write

𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐬 𝐝𝐫𝐮𝐠𝐬, 𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐟 𝐝𝐫𝐮𝐠𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐮𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠. 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐨𝐫 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐥𝐞 𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐡𝐮𝐦𝐨𝐫 𝐨𝐫 𝐣𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐝𝐫𝐮𝐠𝐬 𝐜𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐨𝐟𝐟. 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐤 𝐲𝐨𝐮‼️💗 𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐭𝐬 𝐛𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐃𝐞𝐤𝐮 𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐟𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐬 𝐝𝐫𝐮𝐠𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐜𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐚𝐭 𝐚 𝐬𝐤𝐞𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐲 𝐰𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐲𝐬. 𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐲 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐨 𝐚𝐜𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐦𝐢𝐚 𝐬𝐨 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐲 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 𝐚𝐜𝐜𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐮𝐚𝐥 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐰/𝐦𝐨𝐯𝐢𝐞 𝐢𝐝𝐤. 𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐭𝐬 𝐠𝐨 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐞 𝐚 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐩𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐥𝐨𝐥 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 🤩‼️

Join Oreo-chan as she goes on an adventure through the kitchen? Outside? The city? Who knows? -blackpinkbunch aka BagelsAndLettuce 2018

Just me being a dumbass

McDonald gets her revenge on Wendy for taking her man