Wetasspussy Stories

it's all about this girl who has a wet ass pussyyyyy so then she wants to go for a buddy surgery but she couldn't carry alla THAT BUSSY.So then she just died having the wettest pussy with no glizzy with it Chile anyways stan Donald trump.LIKE DEADASS STAND ON THAT BITCH SO HE CAN BREAK HIS 2 INCH GLIZZY

But it's how I see it (with nicknames of course) DEMON SLAYER NOT MINE!!!!!!!!!

sebek was just your regular Night raven collage swamp dweller student, that was until he met the local bad boy and super rich sugar daddy shrek! if you'd like to hear about their love story continue reading

hope this doesn't suck unlike ben also i have no fucking clue how weed works

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another one because i felt more aesthetic-y and every once year I'll make a new one <3

this isn't a clickbait, it's the actual lyrics. I was gonna sing this song with a Chibitalia voice and forgot the lyrics, so i decided to post it on wattpad.

shit kink 🤗 This isn't satire

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