Whacky Stories

Hello devoted fans of the Colee Magy series. I have decided to reboot the Colee Magy series, since I lost inspiration with the plot line I was going with. The Daily Life of Colee Magy has been a long-running joke among my friend group since I was in middle school. I am now 20 and I have a lot of pent-up crack energy that I want to channel into this series again.

Yup! The two of them do sound weird to be set as a title; but I had a dream where I had a man's 🍆 and I was at school doing PE with my peers. Me and my bisexual friend went to get change together in a disabled toilet but then she walked out not wanting to get changed with me because of her sexuality. So instead, I had one of my boy mates come in at get changed in the same toilet as me 😵 weird! But I turned my back to him and I realised when changing that I had a man's banana 🍌 it felt so real. Suddenly, I could feel and see that I was having intercourse with somebody like a girl from somewhere else on their bum bum or 👅. It just felt like wow; it felt so real and deep I could feel myself discharging; was friking crazy!! Later on in my dream, I found my myself in an location of my old terraced house and there was an 1999 old SpongeBob treasure chest game that I was playing on the computer; it felt like fun! Then there were a couple of strangers at my attic promoting prizes of tokens or a DVD from it, so I went up and had a nose around. It was dark, dingy and almost not noticeable. It felt like as if you were on a private ship with the loud sounds from top of the wooden creaky floorboards. I mostly saw the items as I went up, which were on a wooden table with flat DVD covers then went down creating an announcement to a funny bizarre long line set up in my old large bedroom; just WTF?!? I'm having so many public visitors! I couldn't remember what I was shouting out but I could just feel my mouth speaking every single word out. Strangely though, I was in a bed next to my Dad like WOAHHHH! And I was laying my head against his chest and I touched his hairy leg and moaned 'Oi' then I stopped. Like could this dream get any worse than that!? As I woke up, i thought it as some whacky mysterious dream and think it could have a meaning that I'm bisexual; who knows??!?? It might may be true or not; but no one knows!

Meet TenTen, A shy 16 year old boy. Who somehow got a scholarship to his dream school Ready To go High. But they cant except any more boys in the program so tenten goes in dressed, like a girl. To attend his dream school, and experience the most whacky time of his life!

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As I've become older I've realized the dreams that I have are quite abnormal, therefore I started to write them down. I showed someone said written dreams, and they told me to write a book. Thus, here they are. A few crazy anecdotes will be thrown in for the fun. I've changed the names of the people involved in the dreams in case they didn't want to be featured. Enjoy.G

First published on March 27, 2020 Currently Continuing and Editing (Toby X Female Reader X Masky) （・｀ω'・) Y/N was just a beauty to behold. Boys were after her from left to right to in front an behind. She was even given the nickname The Queen Of Hearts. She was Queen bee. She could have controlled everyone and done whatever she wanted, but she didn't. She just lived like a normal girl and she didn't care about popularity or being a queen. She was very smart and she didn't really have pride like the other girls who praised her. Tho the girls who praised her were plastic, she didn't judge them. She was fair and kind like that. Its what made boys go for her even more. She never wore makeup, no fashion designed clothes, no high heals, nothing. She just wore plain clothes that anyone else would wear. But one day her whole life changed, all because of some new boys but one boy specifically named Toby Rogers made everything more......IᑎTEᖇEᔕTIᑎG.

were just going to act like retards

brain dump lots of dumb shit poetry!

Mid vent poems cuz yolo

So yeah. You found my story somehow. Woo for you. This is a series of random and somewhat entertaining events which occurred to me, my friends and my family. All of these stories are true. So... Read at your own risk and ( hopefully) , enjoy. NOTE: This was written by a cringey, innocent, 12 year old me. It's very bad, and if it's too terrible to read you can always skip to my next books, which should be on my profile. I apologise again for this mess but I'm lazy so I'm not gonna edit it :P