Whatelsedoiputhere Stories

Just a collection of things I get the ideas to write down and publish here.

Cats are amazing. Cats are majestic. Cats might as well rule over your lifestyle. Long live the queen? More like long live the cats.

Booby Tits is a girl with tits.

GOODNESS GRACIOUS WHY THE FRICK ARE THESE BOOKS STILL BEING MADE XD fEaturing Thanos 👀👀

The title explains itself.

⚠️DISCLAIMER⚠️ NONE OF THE ART OR CHARACTERS ARE MINE (unless said otherwise at the beginning of a chapter). Alastor arrives at the hotel, making himself comfortable and getting to know his new partners. He grows to be quite fond of a certain spider, and even though denying any said feelings for him, they eventually have something. The two go through life together, encountering things, discovering things, putting aside their differences, and simply enjoying their time with one another. :Info: I am NOT doing smut- ALTHOUGH! Angel will be pulling some kinky moves. There is very minor language. Most of the book will be from Alastor's perspective, but it will switch over to Angel at times. It was originally supposed to be comedic fan fiction but alas, I discovered I'm not funny. That's an issue. I know in cannon Alastor does not sleep, but for this story, he will be sleeping. I know in cannon the tufts of fur on Alastor's head are not ears, but for this story, they will be ears. THANK YOU ❤️ Proofreading Status: Done! :)

𝘈 𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘤𝘭𝘢𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘥 𝘮𝘢𝘥 𝘴𝘤𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘥𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘨𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘯 𝘢 𝘫𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘯𝘦𝘺 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘈𝘷𝘢𝘵𝘢𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘥. 𝘈𝘯 𝘢𝘥𝘷𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘧𝘶𝘭𝘭 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘢𝘭 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘮𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘺 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘢𝘥𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘳𝘰𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘪𝘹 𝘮𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘣𝘦 𝘢 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳

oh boi another one of these - welcome to fódlan, where if your professor doesn't show up in five years their students are legally allowed to kill each other we've got "edgelord", "EDGElord", and "pɹol", with the occasional sewer rat. which one do you prefer? //no artwork is made by me unless it looks trashy. then its mine. //fe3h isn't mine as well. don't know why you'd think that but y'know just to make sure ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

uh fluff, angst, maybe smut idk

ι мean, ι тнoυgнт тнe тιтle тнere waѕ good enoυgн тo eхplaιn wнaт'ѕ ιnѕιde тнιѕ ѕтory, вυт ιғ yoυ're ѕтιll conғυѕed, тнιѕ ιѕ lιтerally jυѕт мy lιғe. ιт'ѕ preттy вorιng, ѕo ғeel ғree тo jυѕт ιgnore ιт.

update from uhhh the eighth of april 2023 man i dont even write shit anymore 😭 anything i DO write i keep it a secret cause its so embarrassing lmaoakak nayway. ignore this. i cant be asked to delete it

Hey!! So, this is my older brother's (16) old account, and he's been a writer for years. He had this old story that he never really finished, and he's really shy about his work. He hates this book, but he worked really hard on it, and got all of what's here done in only a few months! I'm his younger sister, but I'm really proud of him. I wanted his work to get *some* kind of recognition. So I'm posting it here. Nobody tell him!! Shh.

Just give me a beyblade burst or beyblade metal pairing from either of the seasons and I'll rate them! This is all based on my opinion please do not get triggered.

The book's out! This won't be a very exciting book, but one to definitely add to your private library (or public reading list ;] ).

Some Tsukkiyama One-shots to cure my boredom and to, hopefully, cure your longing for this underrated ship~ ❤F L U F F❤ 🩸A N G S T🩸 ✨L I M E✨ 🎆A U 🎆

I haven't Talked about the Interactive Story in a While-

I was gonna redo my first art book but that's too hard

Here's a little look into my life. A diary, is what you may call it. But it's not exactly that.

idk I'm bored and everyone else is doing it lmao fuccin love that cover tbh Mostly yaoi lmao