Whatittakestobeahetalian Stories

I saw a couple of these, not only in Hetalia, but also in other fandoms. I was battling my insomnia for the millionth time when this came to mind. I decided to try and make one, although I don't think it's as good as the other ones I've found. Anyway, I'm going to stop rambling right now so you can read the promises you make as a Hetalian. Well, let's begin, shall we? As a Hetalian, this is my pledge...