Whattheactualfuck Stories

He's potential, he's capable , he's passionate, he's talented. He just need a hand to hold on. I'll hold his hand and saw him where he actually deserves to be. If I'm a star then he's the Moon...He's the whole point. #Taekook Story by : @starrysttars

About a woman on the edge of 40 whose just realizing she matters and OH THE STORIES I HAVE TO TELL!

everybody looks at obama, practically make him a symbol, but never elon. Ps: dont take this seriously i was just bored and wanted to write my very first crackfic😔😝😛😜

what the actual fuck. why did i make this tw blood/gore mention for some of the like.serious chapters . also just really wwird in general

aLRIGHT before my friends murder me most of these happen on shamchat.com THERE WILL BE SHIPS!!! THIS IS A MULTISHIP BOOK!!! I PERSONALLY DO NOT SHIP THE MEMBERS!! ANY DISRESPECT TOWARDS THEM, OTHERS, OR MYSELF WILL NOT BE TOLERATED no ship hate, this is just for fun I'm aware that this is cringy but please be aware that most of these happen on shamchat.com, so credit DOES partially go to the other person! this is just a duMB THING I WANNA DO SHH

this is scary😨😨😰😰😰

Annabelle Simpson would love nothing more than for Christopher Beckham to drop dead by choking on a goldfish...or something along those lines anyway. But want to know one of the worst parts of her undying hatred for the jerk? He just so happens to be her brother's obnoxious, sex-crazed, annoying best friend. But the even worse, want to die in a hole because it's so terrible part...is that she now has to live with him for two horrifying ungodly months.

Ok so this is just a narrative of the weirdest and craziest job I've ever had. Come read with me and see how I spent some moments of my job life.

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- I knew what I wrote was real when it scared me to write it -

The title says it all

love you sweetheart

Songs #33 in random 1-17-17 #33in humor 3-14-17

[YES, WHAT THE FUCK IS THE TITLE BOOM BITCH] Statements and questions to make you ask "What the fuck?"

hi this is a joke don't take this seriously

the book of random

ss wiadomosci mojego bylego :D

I'm going to try to make this a compilation book, but I can't promise anything. I don't exactly dream or remember them much.

Darblet is dog. Not a pretty dog, or even the slightest bit smart. But Darblet is a dog nonetheless, and he's about to take over the entire world. And ruin the lives of two aliens while he's at it. Because Darblet is a dog. A very dumb dog. It's all mine, the characters, the beautiful cover, the perfectly thought out storyline, all of it baby. This is all a joke.