Whatthefuck Histoires

I'm so corny Oh yea forgot to mention that this all fanfic garbage stuff idk I dont own these characters n stuff Ok? Ok.

No cover rn just a filler! But this is random headcanons! -Fluff -Angst -NO SMUT PLEASE AND THANK YOU! -Ships -Ect Ect -suggestions are welcomed!-

sorry

Here you go. Hetalia headcanons. But it's all just idiocy. Maybe some things will be serious. Maybe not. Who knows. I sure don't.

Boys, integrate these sayings into your daily lives and you will get pussy all day erry' day.

***Slow Updates*** YAY I WRITE SAD AND TWISTED SHIT FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT! THEMES OF SELF HARM AND SUICIDE This has also basically become my diary. So the later entries are more my ramblings that I post online. If I have a spelling error ANYWHERE, please politely correct me. I don't notice my errors when I type as I don't reread my content. Please don't hound after me. I just don't notice. And I apologize.

10,000 words of the word sanemi

Shrek, Dr Phil, Jesus and Michael Jackson awaken from their long all-night foursome 🍆🥵💦

maybe i'm the same as all those men writing songs about their dreaming but would you tell me if you want me. rants.

"Mi warn yuh - love mi, and it will kill yuh." Eighteen-year-old Tahlia Rae Blake is the golden girl of uptown Kingston - , perfect curls, and a last name that opens doors. But behind her family's guarded gates and Sunday smiles is a life choked by expectations, control, and secrets. She's tired of being the good daughter. Tired of playing perfect. Then she meets Nazir "Brickz" Johnson - the most feared name in Spanish Town's underworld. Cold. Charismatic. Deadly. He's everything her mother warned her about, and everything Tahlia can't seem to stay away from. What starts as a reckless thrill spirals into a dangerous obsession. Nasir gives her freedom, fire, and the kind of love that makes rules disappear. But loving him means shootouts, enemies, lies - and blood on the pavement. As turf wars erupt and betrayals close in, Tahlia has to face the truth: Is this love strong enough to survive the streets - or is she just another no good ting in the way?authoredbymowana

Marco was... a lot of things actually. He didn't know what to feel. Nothing felt right anymore and he couldn't act right, he could surely fake it but that's not how he felt. Star was gone, he was alone now. She just admitted her crush on him before leaving him in shock with also the news of Toffee. Tom visted once, and was surprised to find what was there.

Amya dies and mark claims he sees her all the time us it just consents. or his he right.

Yah this title was obviously made by Cherry cuz she is da only one who says thingy CUZ EVERYONE BE LAMEEEEEEE

the suite life of a freshman (now sophomore) (now junior)

this is me complaining about never getting book cover requests

this is completely a shitpost spurred on by my hate of jon arbuckle. nothing is serious. marva zamir, an assassin with many deaths under his belt, is assigned to kill the infamous jon arbuckle. the resulting events spiral into insanity.

The evil epic imposter falls in love with y/n crwmate real (FUNNY EPIC COLLAB WITH MY HOMIE @BigChungusFartFunny)

*sigh* sorry I gave up on that other story btw. Seemed like nobody was uh.. caring. And someone commented that I needed to stop and, well.. yeah, guess they're right. I need to stop acting so naive too, it's.. ugh.. I also deleted that comment. I still care about all of you so much, but I don't know what to do anymore. I'm just so fucking confused on what to do, I want all of you to be happy..

This is about the 2 homophobic kids in my class. Ones names is Max. He's the class clown and kind of the chaotic type. Next is Norman, Norman is one of his best friends and is also the class clown type. To my knowledge on this, they have known each other since at least 3rd grade. I've started noticing some... Weird behavior per se. LIKE MAX FUCKING MOANING WHILE IM TRYING TO DO MY FUCKING HOMEWORK ☹️. Anyway, I've never seen him moan around/call a other kid daddy besides from when he's around Norman. But they're homophobic so here we are 😀👍. ANYWAYS ONTO THE STORY. I also changed their names because one of my irl friends follows this account ☹️