Whatthefuck Stories

I push away from him and slap his arm. "You idiot! I thought I as going to die!" "I was never going to kill you." He smirks. "Yet." _________________ Her life was was a mess until she meets the guy who will probably make it worse or make it all go away. {warning: sometimes I'm a fucking asshole and don't update for like two weeks and sometimes update three times in one day. It just depends, sorry:)}

Just random stuff. Formally written (cus I suck at informal?) it's just my lil personal diary. (Most of this was written at 3 am)

A book of pure stupidity, Imagine Dragons, and the dark, destructive, spiral of madness that is my mind.

** I don't know but I mean c'mon you have to agree

So, I decided to make something else. this is stuff I find on reddit that may or may not be relatable. Have fun!

!!PLEASE READ A/N FIRST!! i dont know i. shh dunmb stuff here

Welcome to the place I put all my thoughts and random stories I either experienced , or made up.

I was bored, as many of us are, so I wrote this. If you have a meme or something.. Idk.. just pm me. I'll put it in if I like it, and put your name there. Please read my other book, The Legend of FireFox.‾‾‾‾| / ‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾ v https://www.wattpad.com/story/151734103-the-legend-of-firefox-book-one-the-beginning

🔥On Hold🔥 "Theodore" he said searching with a knife in his hands "Please don't find me" Theodore begged ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ (I had to put the gay lines lol) Theodore, the new king after his father has unexpectedly passed had escaped from his cousin, who tried to murder him, Cycro (his cousin) had taken the place of Theodore, but he had not killed him, Theodore had escaped death and that in raged Cycro, Theodore's life is at risk and the kingdoms when Cycro had left to search for Theodore, Orlando was a normal person, well no anymore after he was put into a school nobody knows about, he lies about everything, and he has a secret crush till a exchange student- Theodore, Zach gets jealous because Orlando is more interested in this strange new student, Then the weirdest thing happens... Warning ⚠️ BoyXBoy GirlXGirl Blackmailing Mention of suicidal thoughts Murdering Pills Maybe other triggers :/ Authors note \: I will update this every Monday sometimes Wednesday and Friday during school hours, but for now I will write as much as I can ❤️👏🏽💅

This book is nothing but one shots and photo's you will all hate me for.

ok so, since I'm super super bored I decided to make this book about the random shit that's happening in my life cause why tf not? life is boring and I hate myself so I wanna share my life with all of you guys:)))

I'm bored and I do art when i'm not being a lazy piece of sh*t, so why not cram it into a trashy wattpad story for the whole world to see :D I also needed a break from my sh*tty tododeku fic (shameless self promo) so whoopdeedoo here we go feel free to roast me idc lol

just talk (idk) The fuck am I doing with my life

big titty hot model meets awkward cultist murderer and they hit it off and have a baby and name it pickel and then tivity leaves nadfja and lavinia beats up nafja

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How did we get into a grammar school?

(^best title i could think of tbh) Every 3000 years, two people switch bodies. Impossible right? I should think the fuck not Amy woke up to find herself in what you can call a palace. Rebecca did nOt expect to wake up in a cabin. You think they switched bodies? Pfffffffffffft- Yes. Yes they did. Will they ever switch back? More importantly, who or rather what are those creepy ass creatures following them around and what's their relation with the whole body switching thing?

They did this to them...Made them forget their names, ages, lives before the hospital...They both want to find out what happened...They give them medicine, she hates it. They are alone, save for the man behind the door and their minds. Their insane minds. What did they do to deserve this? "Who are you?" "I'm not you're friend..." "Why?" "Cause...I'm don't make friends with murderers..." 12674 doesn't remember anything. She is scared and alone. She doesn't know what is happening. The medicine seems to "help", but she can't take it anymore. Then 12674 meets 12673, a boy that came to the hospital the same day she did. Something clicks between them, but neither of them know each other. Did they know each other in the past?

My life is so boring to the point I should just tell people of my thoughts on things This book sounds stupid and probably is stupid Anyway this can range from me raging about things, things I just don't understand, and some deep thoughts of very pointless things and stuff about my life..... pretty boring book if I do say so myself but it gives me something to do with my life If ya like tacos you'll LOVE my stupid book! .............yeah probably not *Trigger warning mentions of self harm (rarely) throughout and gayness (also a rare topic) and stuff*

Here you go. Hetalia headcanons. But it's all just idiocy. Maybe some things will be serious. Maybe not. Who knows. I sure don't.