Whatthefuckamidoingwithmylife Stories

this is basically just a....well...a notepad that i'll write in too so you can experience my mind and thoughts or my days with that boiling tea, wether i find my way to drama or it finds its way to me it's always hell to try and get back out...well enjoy!

This is just for shits and giggles, rants and unfunny jokes, and controversial opinions. Read at your own risk

Niki had always been fairly close to everyone in the smp that was her life. She was a sweet person in general, nobody could get mad at her and not be attacked by other people on behalf of her defence, whether it was verbally or physically. She would be the one to stop conflicts between everybody, everyone was grateful for such a calm person to be in their lives. But what happens when that same person throws away their shot and turns to the dark side of history? (no romantic shipping, everything is platonic) cover by @acaicamc on twitter

I don't know where I came up with this specifically, I got bored during school I guess? Not entirely sure. Anyway it's about... I don't know about that either. Um, monologue from a person in space looking down on earth, though not necessarily a human per se, they could be though. Cover image isn't mine, got it off google. I'd love to know how you imagined the two characters if you'd care to comment!

Freddy fazzy falls head over heels for jesus crisp at the TikTok Freak Party (CHAPTER ONE WORK IN PROGRESS)

A mysterious energy signature radiates from our cursed child, Y/N, a 16 teenager who enjoys highschool with his friends finds his little brother, Yuji, in a secret execution because he's a vessel for the most powerful sorcerer: Ryomen Sukuna. As he joins Jujutsu High, Y/N realizes he doesn't possess a cursed technique. Something that everyone should have on birth. Black bandages -- Credits Gege Akutani for Jujutsu Kaisen ????? for ?????

When a 14 year old girl with 12 siblings (pretty large right?) Parents win the lottery and buy a 20 floor mansion (also large) Abigail has to go to a private school with rich snobs, Her older brother Jason is a weird ass bitch who bullies her nonstop, her sister is a viral tiktoker, and find out about more of siblings when you read, but anyways, Abigail finds herself getting teased about 'lying' about the mansion, so she invites everyone in the school to her house, And Abigail may or may not fall in love in this, she doesn't care about this stuff she says? Hmm we'll see.

A list of my ex's. Wow that's fucking short lol

dis is abutt u and asshat-chan. enjoy

I will be spell checking random posts and various crack fics with credits to the original Author. If you want me to remove your shit I will. Just ask. 👍.

I write a lot, mostly about Stranger Things.

Basically the title, this is were I'll put my thoughts or anything that comes to mind

Keriss Patrick is twelve years old. She has short brown hair, cream colored skin, crystal clear blue ears, and good grades. Also she works for a demon. Y'know just the average child murdering demon. If you enjoy my story, consider voting or following or both. I'd really appreciate.

There twas once a black and white doggo

A Technoblade x The_Eret fanfiction story. No it is not them irl, it is my own AU. Everyone in the dsmp meets up, Dream rents a huge Airbnb for all the members and leaves George in charge of setting the dorms. Some people have a choice to who they sleep with others are not so lucky and are made to share a room with someone. Eret who is in love with techno freaks out when he finds out he is going to be there! 1 pure shock that techno would agree to this, and 2 he has never shown his face! Eret was oblivious at the fact techno liked him back, in-fact dream could tell, it was so obvious so that was the only one dream begged George to do. (They sorta look like their IRL selves but their persona is their online one with twists) Book cover is not mine! credits to original owner.

I have no room left on my phone due to the immense amount of MHA memes and photos. So I decided to deposit them here and share them with you. Hope you enjoy<3.