Whatthefuckamidoingwithmylife Stories

Keriss Patrick is twelve years old. She has short brown hair, cream colored skin, crystal clear blue ears, and good grades. Also she works for a demon. Y'know just the average child murdering demon. If you enjoy my story, consider voting or following or both. I'd really appreciate.

Hillary Boarding School was a bore-ding school for a reason. It was full of boring kids, lessons, teachers and toilets. Hell, I've seen drying paint more exciting than it ever was. Everyone just worked and studied and talked, it was no fun. And remember, this is coming from a teenager whose main talent is avoiding those three tasks daily. It was like no one had any personality. Not even me, not even Liam, not even Kinsley. We all tried to act unique, but all we were doing was just blending in more. No one was special, absolutely no one. Okay, perhaps there's an exception. You see, there was this girl I used to sit next to in class. She was awfully pretty and an awful goody-two-shoes, but God, I had never learnt not to judge a book by its cover so hard until then. She was a genius, but like all geniuses, she had her struggles. Okay, okay, that's enough spoilers of the story. Are you gonna flip to the first page or what?

Apparently I'm the person who started the trend of reading Tim and Moby fan fiction, so yeah here you go, from Uncle Tim and Moby Guy. Also, any love will be fluff, because heaven knows I'm bad at writing lemon.

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I don't know, honestly XD

Blueberry Pie Cookie Strawberry Crepe Cookie Sherbet Cookie Milky Way Cookie Wildberry Cookie These are the 5 random cookies taken from the spin the wheel website so I have to put them all in this one fanfiction. (And I cannot forget Crunchy cuz him and Wildberry should NOT be apart) fluff Story: It's Wildberry cookie's birthday. And while he doesn't really care much about it, but there are a few cookies who want to make his birthday really special.

I write a lot, mostly about Stranger Things.

A forbidden love sparks between two sides waging in a years long war; White and Aqua.

Part of the Kitsuine universe :) ~~~~ "What I mean to say is, you don't need to look like a Ba to be and beautiful as one. That's all, princess."

because i say so

uwu

This is just for shits and giggles, rants and unfunny jokes, and controversial opinions. Read at your own risk

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Everyone thinks Izuku 'Deku' Midoriya is this innocent little cinnamon roll. But what happens when he gets a call in the middle of class? Warning: Swearing Smut Gayness Gore Abuse Self-harm Alcohol Smoking

A R S O N...a sonic x monokuma x freddy faz bear love story

this is basically just a....well...a notepad that i'll write in too so you can experience my mind and thoughts or my days with that boiling tea, wether i find my way to drama or it finds its way to me it's always hell to try and get back out...well enjoy!

Red has been living on Mt. Silver for a year now, training for his eventual return to the league. Blue, to the other trainer's surprise, heads up Mt. Silver by himself. What happens when things don't go as planned for the cocky rival though, and Red finds him laying in the snow unconscious?

I don't know where I came up with this specifically, I got bored during school I guess? Not entirely sure. Anyway it's about... I don't know about that either. Um, monologue from a person in space looking down on earth, though not necessarily a human per se, they could be though. Cover image isn't mine, got it off google. I'd love to know how you imagined the two characters if you'd care to comment!

Basically the title, this is were I'll put my thoughts or anything that comes to mind