Amajohn aka John x Amazon, this legend of a series started from a wrong number text. If you know a local John, please ask them if they hate amazon. thanks :)
I dunno man, I told my friend I was gonna make a fanfic about her and her new boyfriend, and she thought I was joking. (Yeah, I did it Bunny Bitch. ¬U¬)
EDIT: Tis now a crack book about her.
Set two months after the violent events from 'Ol Ijoba Had A Farm' and Ijoba has moved to England *with a new identity!* and he can't forget what happened to his family and his friends. But when the demons from his past start showing back up it's up to Ijoba to put an end to it... once and for all.
By the way. I don't know... what the fuck. This is. Its just a giant fucking crossover of universes and licenced property.