Whatwedointheshadows Stories

Laszlo is tired of the tip toeing of the reader and Nandor. So, he decides to take matters in his own hands and set them up by calling Y/n ex. He sends for Y/n ex - husb...

Just a random What We Do In The Shadows fanfic. For those who havn't seen it, it's just a silly vampire mockumentary that never fails to make me laugh. Anyways, this wi...

Guillermo gets Derek's answer...

Nandor's bored & makes everyone play hide and seek, but only Guillermo's it because no one else wants to be. He knows this house like the back of his hand.

Drabbles for the tickle tober event over on tumblr

Nadja is very very attractive

What's it like to be a Vampire's Familiar/bodyguard? Guillermo De La Cruz will tell. He's been a vampire's familiar for 12 years now, recently promoted to bodyguard! And...

Another year goes by, & none of the vampires remember Guillermo's birthday. He lets it get to him, & Nandor (surprisingly) notices he's upset.

Yas, queen.

Simon, an academic human man grieving over his one love Betty and Nandor, a warrior vampire who has been looking for his one true love for his entire, forever, life. Des...

After a fun night with your newest vampyre friend, Nick, you and the guys (and Stu) encounter werewolves in the park. Of course your crush, Deacon, has to start a fight...

A demon tower. A global haunting. A world forevor changed. Three decades ago, a towering monolith burst forth from the earth, tearing open a rift between dimensions and...

Flying to London with older Elaine (following the action of "The Number and Address of the Beast", George (the Vampire "Say is it with a y or an I, Elain...

Nandor the Relentless didn't get his name for nothing. He feels like he's gone soft, so he needs to make someone beg him for mercy he won't provide.

𝙫𝙖𝙢𝙥𝙞𝙧𝙚𝙨 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘶𝘳𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶... (wwdits characters x f!reader/gn!reader)☠︎︎ - votes & feedback are very much appreciated ! ⌗ i do...

A friend of Laszlo's from Manhattan in the 90s seeks advice from the Staten gang. (Note: Just a little fun for Halloween)

I'm Writing this because I have worms in my brain I would have written this on AO3 but making an account is too much work so here I am

These are the first parts of my what we do in the shadows headcanons! Plus a few canon facts too! ||if you disagree with any of these that is completely fine just don't...

nadja traps laszlo, calico jack, and izzy hands in her basement and rents them out

I've only watched the show but hopefully when I have time I will watch the movie