Whatwedointheshadows Stories

Laszlo is tired of the tip toeing of the reader and Nandor. So, he decides to take matters in his own hands and set them up by calling Y/n ex. He sends for Y/n ex - husband Doc Holliday. To stop this mindless flirting once and for all.

Another year goes by, & none of the vampires remember Guillermo's birthday. He lets it get to him, & Nandor (surprisingly) notices he's upset.

One-shots and stories from multiple fandoms. Requests Open: Fandom List: - The Mortal Instruments/Shadowhunters (2) - MacGyver: 2016 (2) - Criminal Minds (1) - Suite Life of Zack and Cody/On Deck (1) - Descendants (1) - The Maze Runner (1) - Monster High (1) - What We Do in the Shadows TV (1) - Brandon Rogers Cinematic Universe (1)

Drabbles for the tickle tober event over on tumblr

I'm Writing this because I have worms in my brain I would have written this on AO3 but making an account is too much work so here I am

Flying to London with older Elaine (following the action of "The Number and Address of the Beast", George (the Vampire "Say is it with a y or an I, Elaine?" "Y?" giggle... "If you're Danish, George."), tells her his idea for a new version of the lousy horror film the gang had once been eager to see...

Guillermo gets Derek's answer...

Welcome to the Spectroverse, a world where the supernatural isn't just a myth-it's a part of everyday life. Ghosts haunt the streets of London, demons lurk in the shadows, and Spectro Solutions is on the case. But are they truly keeping the peace, or are they just scratching the surface of a much larger, more terrifying reality? This anthology explores the chilling consequences of a world where the impossible is now an everyday occurance, delving into themes of fear, loss, and the struggle to find meaning in a world where the rules of reality no longer apply. From the philosophical musings of a ghost-obsessed academic to the terrifying encounters of ordinary citizens, these stories will unravel the secrets of the Spectroverse, one chilling tale at a time.

Colin robinson, an infamous energy vampire is still doing same old, working his office job and annoying people day in day out, however one day something is off. A new coworker, Ray, who is a mysterious woman who seemingly brings joy to people by just being near, is now seated right next to him. Who is this woman, and how will the universe react to these complete opposites being in such close proximity. I'll let you in on a little secret, its like the backside of two magnets (made by witches with the finest vampire cum) are being held together by force. wink wink.

When Spectro Solutions began dismantling London's biggest supernatural threats, they thought their ghost-wrangling days had finally settled into routine. But the streets are crawling with spirits, and in the shadows, something far darker is awakening. Alex, Jamie, Lyndsey, and Gina, are back in action, armed with their cutting-edge Spectro-Gear and a knack for turning chaos into victory. But as the supernatural forces close in, the stakes climb ever higher. The enemy isn't just haunting the city, it's threatening to tear apart humanity itself. Faced with rampaging goblins, vengeful ghouls, and a new breed of spirit more powerful than anything they've encountered before, the team faces impossible odds at every turn. In a world where one mistake could spell catastrophe, their battles will decide whether humanity has a future, or becomes a ghost story of its own. Packed with explosive action, razor-sharp humor, and spine-tingling encounters, this adrenaline-fueled sequel will keep you on the edge of your seat. Welcome back to the chaos. Welcome back to Spectro Solutions.

The Classroom Just Became a Battlefield. The students of Dunder Mifflin Junior High thought they knew what to expect from their first year. Awkward dances, pop quizzes, and the occasional food fight were all part of the curriculum. But when a team of anime warriors arrives from another dimension, things get a whole lot more complicated. Led by the stoic half-demon Inuyasha, these new students are here to help the Dunder Mifflin crew prepare for a threat from a realm known as the Battle Dimension. But training takes a backseat when a monstrous creature attacks the school's Spring Formal, and the hunt for a prophesized "Protagonist" takes a shocking turn. Now, Student Council President Jim Halpert, along with his Vice President Guillermo de la Cruz, must navigate interdimensional politics, supernatural threats, and a whole lot of teenage drama. And to top it all off, Jim's personal life is about to get a lot more complicated thanks to a certain gravity-defying girl. Get ready for more hilarious hijinks, unexpected alliances, and epic showdowns in Dunder Mifflin Junior High: Anime Alliance, the second book in the series that proves even saving the world can't stop the awkwardness of growing up.

nadja traps laszlo, calico jack, and izzy hands in her basement and rents them out

A demon tower. A global haunting. A world forevor changed. Three decades ago, a towering monolith burst forth from the earth, tearing open a rift between dimensions and unleashing an onslaught of ghosts, demons, and legendary creatures. Now, encounters with the supernatural have become an unsettling part of everyday life. In London, England, a seasoned sewer engineer named Alex stumbles upon an elusive energy that will change everything. With his friends Jamie, Lyndsey, and Gina, he forms Spectro Solutions, a small-time outfit with one mission: fight back against the supernatural threats-and make some money while doing it. Armed with their homemade 'Spectro-Gear,' they take on the jobs no one else can handle, wrangling ghosts and banishing monsters one case at a time. But when their latest call leads them into uncharted territory, what begins as a routine job quickly spirals into something far more dangerous. An enigmatic villain is on the hunt for an ancient artifact, and the team soon realizes their fight is about to become much more than just another payday. For Alex and his friends, this is just the beginning. But for the rest of the world, Spectro Solutions might just be their last chance for hope. Now with a foreword from the always amazing Emily Booth (Star of 'Cradle of Fear', 'Evil Aliens', and the BAFTA nominated short film 'Inferno', along with many others) Please note: this version may differ from the final released version and does not represent the final quality or presentation.

Nandor's bored & makes everyone play hide and seek, but only Guillermo's it because no one else wants to be. He knows this house like the back of his hand.

These are the first parts of my what we do in the shadows headcanons! Plus a few canon facts too! ||if you disagree with any of these that is completely fine just don't be mean about it please, this is just for fun||

Some WWDITS 2014 head-cannons me and my friends came up with

What happens when a human girl enters the "lives" of three vampires who landed in Wellington? Maybe some hearts will start beating...again. This is a little story based on the movie What We Do In The Shadows. I hope you like it! 🧛🏻

About the Un-Holy Trio (Viago, Deacon, Vladislav). I will mention some of the wwdits 2019 TV series in it as well but those characters will not be in here. All Characters rights go to Jemaine Clement and Taika Waititi. Gifs from Google and Tumblr.

A friend of Laszlo's from Manhattan in the 90s seeks advice from the Staten gang. (Note: Just a little fun for Halloween)

What's it like to be a Vampire's Familiar/bodyguard? Guillermo De La Cruz will tell. He's been a vampire's familiar for 12 years now, recently promoted to bodyguard! And he's been hoping to be a vampire for a long time now. He's been through everything. Will his master turn him? Or will his master realize his feelings? ⚠️ This book contains smut, language, and some trigger warnings. ⚠️ - Cover art by Shslbs on Tumblr -