Whatwedointheshadows Stories

Nadja finds herself struck by a level of loneliness in her eternal life, despite the company of her husband Laszlo. she finds herself wishing for a family of her own. So what happens when she finds an orphaned teen with a temper living in the staten island area? well she finds her maternal instincts kicking into full swing!

A demon tower. A global haunting. A world forevor changed. Three decades ago, a towering monolith burst forth from the earth, tearing open a rift between dimensions and unleashing an onslaught of ghosts, demons, and legendary creatures. Now, encounters with the supernatural have become an unsettling part of everyday life. In London, England, a seasoned sewer engineer named Alex stumbles upon an elusive energy that will change everything. With his friends Jamie, Lyndsey, and Gina, he forms Spectro Solutions, a small-time outfit with one mission: fight back against the supernatural threats-and make some money while doing it. Armed with their homemade 'Spectro-Gear,' they take on the jobs no one else can handle, wrangling ghosts and banishing monsters one case at a time. But when their latest call leads them into uncharted territory, what begins as a routine job quickly spirals into something far more dangerous. An enigmatic villain is on the hunt for an ancient artifact, and the team soon realizes their fight is about to become much more than just another payday. For Alex and his friends, this is just the beginning. But for the rest of the world, Spectro Solutions might just be their last chance for hope. Now with a foreword from the always amazing Emily Booth (Star of 'Cradle of Fear', 'Evil Aliens', and the BAFTA nominated short film 'Inferno', along with many others) Please note: this version may differ from the final released version and does not represent the final quality or presentation.

"As the Staten Island Vampires said in the last episode, there were many documentaries made about them in the past but none really with a purpose, however that changes today. I, Baron Afanas have hired an all vampire crew to make a true historical documentary about the Staten Island Vampires because they have made a truly exciting discovery!" The Baron threw up his arms with a wide grin that exposed his fangs. "You see a few weeks ago I received this voice message from Guillermo while I was unable to answer the phone." The Baron then played the message. "Hi Baron Afanas, it's Guillermo de la Cruz. We have a situation here at the house with Nadja that we could really use your vampiric wisdom on. Um she hasn't been feeling well, she's been throwing up blood after she eats and has been overall really unwell. We really don't know what's going on and Lazslo is terrified that she's dying so do you think you could call me back with any knowledge you have on something like this? My number is-" A loud beep was heard to censor Guillermo's phone number then the message ended. "So I did him one better! I went over there myself and examined Nadja since she's such an old friend. I made a discovery that I have only ever heard of happening but have never seen with my own eyes. Nadja is suffering from a very rare vampiric condition, she's pregnant."

Welcome to the Spectroverse, a world where the supernatural isn't just a myth-it's a part of everyday life. Ghosts haunt the streets of London, demons lurk in the shadows, and Spectro Solutions is on the case. But are they truly keeping the peace, or are they just scratching the surface of a much larger, more terrifying reality? This anthology explores the chilling consequences of a world where the impossible is now an everyday occurance, delving into themes of fear, loss, and the struggle to find meaning in a world where the rules of reality no longer apply. From the philosophical musings of a ghost-obsessed academic to the terrifying encounters of ordinary citizens, these stories will unravel the secrets of the Spectroverse, one chilling tale at a time.

Simon, an academic human man grieving over his one love Betty and Nandor, a warrior vampire who has been looking for his one true love for his entire, forever, life. Despite their obvious differences they share one similarity, they are lonely and desperate but neither of them could've predicted what their desperation was about to become.

Flying to London with older Elaine (following the action of "The Number and Address of the Beast", George (the Vampire "Say is it with a y or an I, Elaine?" "Y?" giggle... "If you're Danish, George."), tells her his idea for a new version of the lousy horror film the gang had once been eager to see...

I've only watched the show but hopefully when I have time I will watch the movie

\\SPOILERS FOR WWDITS S3 E8//

Colin robinson, an infamous energy vampire is still doing same old, working his office job and annoying people day in day out, however one day something is off. A new coworker, Ray, who is a mysterious woman who seemingly brings joy to people by just being near, is now seated right next to him. Who is this woman, and how will the universe react to these complete opposites being in such close proximity. I'll let you in on a little secret, its like the backside of two magnets (made by witches with the finest vampire cum) are being held together by force. wink wink.

When Spectro Solutions began dismantling London's biggest supernatural threats, they thought their ghost-wrangling days had finally settled into routine. But the streets are crawling with spirits, and in the shadows, something far darker is awakening. Alex, Jamie, Lyndsey, and Gina, are back in action, armed with their cutting-edge Spectro-Gear and a knack for turning chaos into victory. But as the supernatural forces close in, the stakes climb ever higher. The enemy isn't just haunting the city, it's threatening to tear apart humanity itself. Faced with rampaging goblins, vengeful ghouls, and a new breed of spirit more powerful than anything they've encountered before, the team faces impossible odds at every turn. In a world where one mistake could spell catastrophe, their battles will decide whether humanity has a future, or becomes a ghost story of its own. Packed with explosive action, razor-sharp humor, and spine-tingling encounters, this adrenaline-fueled sequel will keep you on the edge of your seat. Welcome back to the chaos. Welcome back to Spectro Solutions.

A friend of Laszlo's from Manhattan in the 90s seeks advice from the Staten gang. (Note: Just a little fun for Halloween)

These are the first parts of my what we do in the shadows headcanons! Plus a few canon facts too! ||if you disagree with any of these that is completely fine just don't be mean about it please, this is just for fun||

nadja traps laszlo, calico jack, and izzy hands in her basement and rents them out

𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐌𝐲 𝐖𝐚𝐲 𝚊 𝚋𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚒𝚗 𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚑 𝚌𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚊𝚗 𝚠𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚜 𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚝𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚠𝚘 𝚏𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚐𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚙𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚌𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚍 𝚟𝚊𝚖𝚙𝚒𝚛𝚎𝚜 <𝟹 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐞 𝐝𝐨 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐬 𝟐𝟎𝟏𝟒 & 𝟐𝟎𝟏𝟗 𝐩𝐥𝐨𝐭𝐬 (𝐦𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐥𝐲) 𝐛𝐲 𝐜𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐚𝐧 <𝟑

Another year goes by, & none of the vampires remember Guillermo's birthday. He lets it get to him, & Nandor (surprisingly) notices he's upset.

What's it like to be a Vampire's Familiar/bodyguard? Guillermo De La Cruz will tell. He's been a vampire's familiar for 12 years now, recently promoted to bodyguard! And he's been hoping to be a vampire for a long time now. He's been through everything. Will his master turn him? Or will his master realize his feelings? ⚠️ This book contains smut, language, and some trigger warnings. ⚠️ - Cover art by Shslbs on Tumblr -

Guillermo gets Derek's answer...

Drabbles for the tickle tober event over on tumblr

One-shots and stories from multiple fandoms. Requests Open: Fandom List: - The Mortal Instruments/Shadowhunters (2) - MacGyver: 2016 (2) - Criminal Minds (1) - Suite Life of Zack and Cody/On Deck (1) - Descendants (1) - The Maze Runner (1) - Monster High (1) - What We Do in the Shadows TV (1) - Brandon Rogers Cinematic Universe (1)

vampire show go brrrr they are all my beloved