Whatwedointheshadows Stories

»well, of course she would forgive you... and maybe... be happy for you. This is what your cold, non beating heart wants. Desires. Needs.«, you say pointing your finger in the middle of his chest. »I don't really know where the heart is...«, you admit. He slowly leans closer to you, lips almost touching... Guys pls be nice to me little girl 😖🤞 it's one of my few fan fictions I ever posted, but don't worry there will be more. :)

Colin robinson, an infamous energy vampire is still doing same old, working his office job and annoying people day in day out, however one day something is off. A new coworker, Ray, who is a mysterious woman who seemingly brings joy to people by just being near, is now seated right next to him. Who is this woman, and how will the universe react to these complete opposites being in such close proximity. I'll let you in on a little secret, its like the backside of two magnets (made by witches with the finest vampire cum) are being held together by force. wink wink.

Guillermo gets Derek's answer...

Simon, an academic human man grieving over his one love Betty and Nandor, a warrior vampire who has been looking for his one true love for his entire, forever, life. Despite their obvious differences they share one similarity, they are lonely and desperate but neither of them could've predicted what their desperation was about to become.

The Classroom Just Became a Battlefield. The students of Dunder Mifflin Junior High thought they knew what to expect from their first year. Awkward dances, pop quizzes, and the occasional food fight were all part of the curriculum. But when a team of anime warriors arrives from another dimension, things get a whole lot more complicated. Led by the stoic half-demon Inuyasha, these new students are here to help the Dunder Mifflin crew prepare for a threat from a realm known as the Battle Dimension. But training takes a backseat when a monstrous creature attacks the school's Spring Formal, and the hunt for a prophesized "Protagonist" takes a shocking turn. Now, Student Council President Jim Halpert, along with his Vice President Guillermo de la Cruz, must navigate interdimensional politics, supernatural threats, and a whole lot of teenage drama. And to top it all off, Jim's personal life is about to get a lot more complicated thanks to a certain gravity-defying girl. Get ready for more hilarious hijinks, unexpected alliances, and epic showdowns in Dunder Mifflin Junior High: Anime Alliance, the second book in the series that proves even saving the world can't stop the awkwardness of growing up.

Just a random What We Do In The Shadows fanfic. For those who havn't seen it, it's just a silly vampire mockumentary that never fails to make me laugh. Anyways, this will be about a young woman who runs into Viago while on the run from her past. Sorry for the crap description but it's just a fun idea.

Drabbles for the tickle tober event over on tumblr

A demon tower. A global haunting. A world forevor changed. Three decades ago, a towering monolith burst forth from the earth, tearing open a rift between dimensions and unleashing an onslaught of ghosts, demons, and legendary creatures. Now, encounters with the supernatural have become an unsettling part of everyday life. In London, England, a seasoned sewer engineer named Alex stumbles upon an elusive energy that will change everything. With his friends Jamie, Lyndsey, and Gina, he forms Spectro Solutions, a small-time outfit with one mission: fight back against the supernatural threats-and make some money while doing it. Armed with their homemade 'Spectro-Gear,' they take on the jobs no one else can handle, wrangling ghosts and banishing monsters one case at a time. But when their latest call leads them into uncharted territory, what begins as a routine job quickly spirals into something far more dangerous. An enigmatic villain is on the hunt for an ancient artifact, and the team soon realizes their fight is about to become much more than just another payday. For Alex and his friends, this is just the beginning. But for the rest of the world, Spectro Solutions might just be their last chance for hope. Now with a foreword from the always amazing Emily Booth (Star of 'Cradle of Fear', 'Evil Aliens', and the BAFTA nominated short film 'Inferno', along with many others) Please note: this version may differ from the final released version and does not represent the final quality or presentation.

Welcome to the Spectroverse, a world where the supernatural isn't just a myth-it's a part of everyday life. Ghosts haunt the streets of London, demons lurk in the shadows, and Spectro Solutions is on the case. But are they truly keeping the peace, or are they just scratching the surface of a much larger, more terrifying reality? This anthology explores the chilling consequences of a world where the impossible is now an everyday occurance, delving into themes of fear, loss, and the struggle to find meaning in a world where the rules of reality no longer apply. From the philosophical musings of a ghost-obsessed academic to the terrifying encounters of ordinary citizens, these stories will unravel the secrets of the Spectroverse, one chilling tale at a time.

Flying to London with older Elaine (following the action of "The Number and Address of the Beast", George (the Vampire "Say is it with a y or an I, Elaine?" "Y?" giggle... "If you're Danish, George."), tells her his idea for a new version of the lousy horror film the gang had once been eager to see...

vampire show go brrrr they are all my beloved

About the Un-Holy Trio (Viago, Deacon, Vladislav). I will mention some of the wwdits 2019 TV series in it as well but those characters will not be in here. All Characters rights go to Jemaine Clement and Taika Waititi. Gifs from Google and Tumblr.

When Spectro Solutions began dismantling London's biggest supernatural threats, they thought their ghost-wrangling days had finally settled into routine. But the streets are crawling with spirits, and in the shadows, something far darker is awakening. Alex, Jamie, Lyndsey, and Gina, are back in action, armed with their cutting-edge Spectro-Gear and a knack for turning chaos into victory. But as the supernatural forces close in, the stakes climb ever higher. The enemy isn't just haunting the city, it's threatening to tear apart humanity itself. Faced with rampaging goblins, vengeful ghouls, and a new breed of spirit more powerful than anything they've encountered before, the team faces impossible odds at every turn. In a world where one mistake could spell catastrophe, their battles will decide whether humanity has a future, or becomes a ghost story of its own. Packed with explosive action, razor-sharp humor, and spine-tingling encounters, this adrenaline-fueled sequel will keep you on the edge of your seat. Welcome back to the chaos. Welcome back to Spectro Solutions.

Nandor the Relentless didn't get his name for nothing. He feels like he's gone soft, so he needs to make someone beg him for mercy he won't provide.

\\SPOILERS FOR WWDITS S3 E8//

𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐌𝐲 𝐖𝐚𝐲 𝚊 𝚋𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚒𝚗 𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚑 𝚌𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚊𝚗 𝚠𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚜 𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚝𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚠𝚘 𝚏𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚐𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚙𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚌𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚍 𝚟𝚊𝚖𝚙𝚒𝚛𝚎𝚜 <𝟹 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐞 𝐝𝐨 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐬 𝟐𝟎𝟏𝟒 & 𝟐𝟎𝟏𝟗 𝐩𝐥𝐨𝐭𝐬 (𝐦𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐥𝐲) 𝐛𝐲 𝐜𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐚𝐧 <𝟑

Nandor's bored & makes everyone play hide and seek, but only Guillermo's it because no one else wants to be. He knows this house like the back of his hand.

Another year goes by, & none of the vampires remember Guillermo's birthday. He lets it get to him, & Nandor (surprisingly) notices he's upset.

I'm Writing this because I have worms in my brain I would have written this on AO3 but making an account is too much work so here I am

A friend of Laszlo's from Manhattan in the 90s seeks advice from the Staten gang. (Note: Just a little fun for Halloween)