Whatwedointheshadows Stories

After a fun night with your newest vampyre friend, Nick, you and the guys (and Stu) encounter werewolves in the park. Of course your crush, Deacon, has to start a fight...

Laszlo is tired of the tip toeing of the reader and Nandor. So, he decides to take matters in his own hands and set them up by calling Y/n ex. He sends for Y/n ex - husb...

Colin robinson, an infamous energy vampire is still doing same old, working his office job and annoying people day in day out, however one day something is off. A new c...

A demon tower. A global haunting. A world forevor changed. Three decades ago, a towering monolith burst forth from the earth, tearing open a rift between dimensions and...

Nadja finds herself struck by a level of loneliness in her eternal life, despite the company of her husband Laszlo. she finds herself wishing for a family of her own. So...

Nadja is very very attractive

nadja traps laszlo, calico jack, and izzy hands in her basement and rents them out

Guillermo gets Derek's answer...

Nandor's bored & makes everyone play hide and seek, but only Guillermo's it because no one else wants to be. He knows this house like the back of his hand.

One-shots and stories from multiple fandoms. Requests Open: Fandom List: - The Mortal Instruments/Shadowhunters (2) - MacGyver: 2016 (2) - Criminal Minds (1) - Suite Li...

Yas, queen.

Another year goes by, & none of the vampires remember Guillermo's birthday. He lets it get to him, & Nandor (surprisingly) notices he's upset.

Flying to London with older Elaine (following the action of "The Number and Address of the Beast", George (the Vampire "Say is it with a y or an I, Elain...

A friend of Laszlo's from Manhattan in the 90s seeks advice from the Staten gang. (Note: Just a little fun for Halloween)

Drabbles for the tickle tober event over on tumblr

I'm Writing this because I have worms in my brain I would have written this on AO3 but making an account is too much work so here I am

just all of the women I love

Some WWDITS 2014 head-cannons me and my friends came up with

Anton the werewolf and Viago the vampire have been paired up for a team building retreat to promote harmony and cooperation in the supernatural community of Wellington...

Just a random What We Do In The Shadows fanfic. For those who havn't seen it, it's just a silly vampire mockumentary that never fails to make me laugh. Anyways, this wi...