Wheeze Stories

The title says it all. PJO memes and other. *NONE OF THESE ARE MINE, EXCEPT THE ONES I SAY ARE MINE. CREDIT TO WHOEVER MADE THESE PIECES OF ART*

*wheezes* I didn't draw the cover photo btw, so.... oooookay I guess I am writing a fanfiction now. :I Alright, uh, if you're reading this... Well... THANKS! <3 I seriously think this might be kinda cheesy. It's my first fanfict after all. Hurp, sorry. I am not including Leorio. I just-- HE IS TOO LOUD AND ANNOYING, I CAN'T.

Ask my OCs anything ya like and we will answer truthfully! Any dares or truths are also allowed. Any question is allowed!

0Ӊ ⁿө... i dont know a description. Book two is out-

Wheeze Nation (a nation of asthmatics mostly) go to battle against the Vape Nation................................................... who will win???🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Why the actuall hell not

is it necessary to read or what?

Just a bunch of random stuff. Lel

Are you ready kids?

It ended with Draco threatening to sue a ghost, Vanessa biting a spoon out of rage, Theo whispering Latin to a tiara, Blaise flirting with the Giant Squid and Pansy dropkicking a microphone into the lake. In this legendary, unauthorized, definitely banned-by-Hogwarts bonus book, the Outlawz go feral with side quests, cursed hobbies, and 0% supervision. Inside these pages, you'll find: Blaise's emotional support goat. ASMR that nearly caused a mass evacuation Vanessa's Crisp Crunch Therapy Theo's historical fanfiction reenactments (with props) Pansy performing dark rituals using only eyeliner Draco brushing his hair with a salad fork and calling it self-care It's a miracle they haven't been expelled. Or exorcised. This is not canon. This is clownery. And you're invited. Enter at your own risk. Hogwarts cannot protect you now. "I lost brain cells and I'd do it again." - Luna Lovegood "This book violated seven Ministry guidelines." - Hermione Granger "Why am I in this?" - Draco Malfoy "I'm not." - Blaise Zabini, lying.

I would've married her if it weren't for Patrick. Written by Mully.

u dont have to read but if u do thx have a great day luvs💅💅👹

really trashy art but its the best I have

wheeze

*Cough of death* HI. ... Requests *Points to book* Belong here........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... *Wheeze*

These are just some crappy scripts, nothing to worry about :D