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It ended with Draco threatening to sue a ghost, Vanessa biting a spoon out of rage, Theo whispering Latin to a tiara, Blaise flirting with the Giant Squid and Pansy dropkicking a microphone into the lake.
In this legendary, unauthorized, definitely banned-by-Hogwarts bonus book, the Outlawz go feral with side quests, cursed hobbies, and 0% supervision.
Inside these pages, you'll find:
Blaise's emotional support goat.
ASMR that nearly caused a mass evacuation
Vanessa's Crisp Crunch Therapy
Theo's historical fanfiction reenactments (with props)
Pansy performing dark rituals using only eyeliner
Draco brushing his hair with a salad fork and calling it self-care
It's a miracle they haven't been expelled. Or exorcised.
This is not canon. This is clownery.
And you're invited.
Enter at your own risk. Hogwarts cannot protect you now.
"I lost brain cells and I'd do it again." - Luna Lovegood
"This book violated seven Ministry guidelines." - Hermione Granger
"Why am I in this?" - Draco Malfoy
"I'm not." - Blaise Zabini, lying.