Whenpigsfly Stories

"I'll be your girlfriend when pigs fly." The next day, she finds pigs attached to strings to the school's ceilings. © 2018 elysiance 08.01.16 - #178 in Humor

Each chapter will follow different races of monster/mystic. magical creatures. They each live in different societies. Each have their own lives. Each their own story. This contains the tales "Snow burns", "Greed and Gluttony", "Slimes Pride" and "When pigs Fly"

I don't know when, but one day this pig will fly. A count up story to the day when the pig flys. I will probably change to cover.

ιn 1840 ѕaмanтнa davιѕ an 18 year old woмan, ιѕ ιn a мιѕeraвle ѕтaтe oғ ѕιcĸneѕѕ wιтн тυвercυloѕιѕ, нer ғaмιly ѕenт нer тo a ѕanιтarιυм, Rockhaven ѕanιтarιυм ιn Crescenta Valley, calιғornιa, тo geт well. aт leaѕт тнaт'ѕ wнaт тнey тold нer. ѕнe'ѕ ғιgнтιng тo ѕυrvιve тυвercυloѕιѕ jυѕт lιĸe мany oтнer paтιenтѕ ιn тнe ѕanaтorιυм. υnтιl ѕнe мeeтѕ jaмeѕ. jaмeѕ мιller ιѕ a 20 year old мan, wнo caмe down wιтн тυвercυloѕιѕ, тнe plagυe oғ тнe 19nтн cenтυry. нe waѕ ѕenт тo Rockhaven Sanitarium oғ Crescenta Valley, ιn calιғornιa, вy нιѕ мoтнer and ғaтнer. jaмeѕ ιѕ тerrιвly ѕιcĸ and doeѕn'т ѕeeм тo вe geттιng вeттer. deѕpιтe вeιng very cнarмιng and cнarιѕмaтιc, нe'ѕ a lonely мan wнo never ғoυnd тrυe love. υnтιl нe мeт ѕaмanтнa.

So I'm yah was up guys I'm kinda bad at writing so please don't be a hater and try to be nice ad not a shit head to how I right so I'm yah let's get to it

"Mummy, where is daddy?" Anthony stares at me with those curious, innocent blue eyes. I drop the piece of fries that I intended to feed him and just stare at him, shock clearly written on my face. I do not know how to answer that to my three-year old son, who for his age, seems a bit too smart. Suddenly the bell rings, informing the people inside the diner that there's a another costumer. That is when it hits me. The all too familiar scent that I have once tried to forget. I freeze in my seat, with my eyes still holds Anthony's, and my hands gripping the table. Before I can even comprehend what happened, I feel him, standing inches away from me, his heavy breathing audible against my sensitive ears. Anthony seems to notice my state and turns his head, towards the stranger, a curious look that he seems to give everyone. "You're looking at him, baby." I whisper, my words floating in the air. - Penelope Williams isn't your average teen wolf. In fact, as she became of age, she decided to be a troublemaker for one last time before going into adulthood. This led her to be drunk and helplessly high in a club where she finally meets her mate. With the pull hard to resist she ended up spending the night with him and awoke in his bed. Three years later, a growing little boy is what she spends on her lifetime. And one afternoon, as they traveled, they ended up stopping in a diner. Well let's just say the fates aren't odd for the pair to finally meet, after running away from him for the past three years. © detroixt 2017

Fun, lighthearted and positive illustrations and rhymes. All drawn and written by me! :)