Johnniblaq
📖 Story Description:
In the oddball town of Bumbleshire-on-Pickle, Barry Crumbleton-better known as Captain Toast (a man who wears actual toast on his head)-runs the world's least effective superhero agency from an old sandwich cart. He has no powers, no plan, and a deeply confused duck as his sidekick.
But when the teacups of Mrs. Waffle's Teahouse rise up in rebellion, demanding saucers and respect, Barry must face his silliest challenge yet. Armed only with a legendary Buttered Baguette of Truth and an uncanny ability to make everything worse before it gets better, he sets off to restore peace between humans and kitchenware.
Filled with rebellious crockery, heroic baked goods, raccoons on trampolines, and a jazz band made entirely of bread, Captain Toast and the Teacup Uprising is a gloriously ridiculous tale of civil disobedience, lukewarm heroism, and the world's most dramatic cup of tea.
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