Wholefoods Stories

You are in whole greens... what could go wrong?

This is for Ezra and no one else.

Before I start, shoutout to my man itrulydohaveachance, for giving me the ungodly idea for... WHATEVER THIS IS... Well...OKAY... This is going to be one hell of a first fanfic... A quick backstory to this monstrosity;I sent a pic of some random Whole Foods to my friend with the caption "ITS GLORIOUS". Then he jokingly suggests to replace all of the Shreks in "Shrek is love, Shrek is life" with Whole Foods. This is the result. And no, I won't pay for your therapy sessions in the case you DO make it through the whole thing.

This is just random scenarios of "A Normal World" that I made when I was probably high, enjoy! Disclaimer: this contains swearing, sex jokes, dark jokes in general, and don't make me say it... le gay uwu owo Also this contains spoilers and jokes you would only understand if you read the book lo like yeah...

This is a story about the store, Trader Joe's.

Three years after the events of The Housemaid by Frieda McFadden, Nina Winchester seeks to reinvent her life...she just never knew something, or someone, from the past might come back into it after all of this time.

Copyright © 2019 A day by day record of my weight loss journey. I began 4 and a half days ago and so far I have lost close to 4 pounds. In this book I will let you know how I achieved that. I will then continue to update the journal with how I lose the remaining 12 pounds within the next 18 days. And after that I'll continue to update with how I maintain my goal weight and my 'after-care'. -------------------- Read with caution -------------------- This book is marked mature for very good reason. Please do not read this book if you have a history of disorder eating or feel as though you could develop one. This book d o e s n o t constitute medical or dietetic advice, please consult a health professional before undertaking a new diet, especially one the involves a significant caloric deficit.