Whydoidothistomyself Stories

After seeing many other Wattpad authors create books like this I thought it would be interesting to try it out. The first book of possibly many, I give you: SCREAMING Philosophy on life The dilemma that is death How will I ever get a good job? Do my friends whisper behind my back? - And many more in this amazing new book by the mysteriously not mysterious trying-to-be-an-author, 01! I'm not funny am I.

~A crackfic of sorts. Enjoy! 😈 You know how we all have that voice in our head, guiding us and helping us to make our everyday decisions? Some of us have more than one. Some of us have a whole bunch. And they don't always see eye to eye... ~In which I shall introduce you to the many mini-Kats that make up my brain and true, full personality, because outward appearances can be VERY deceiving. Believe me, my mind isn't nearly as calm as the rest of me! 😅💀 This will be a series of oneshots, published as time and inclination allows, (to prove that I HAVE, in fact, been working on stuff) plus, (of course) a character list. ~Join me and journey into the vast depths of my mind, hoomans, to see what kind of chaos goes on deep inside of my brain! 😹

When 14 year-old Raihle S. Davidson is in a car crash with his mother, sister, and best friend, Kane Stillen, he wakes up in the hospital after three months later to find that both his mother and sister died on impact, while Kane is in a coma. Rahile is then sent to live with his father, three hours away from his hometown. While there he meets the interesting Irma Daniels, his new neighbor. She is the only one who sees Rahile's father abusing him, she is also the one who encourages him to run back to his hometown to see Kane and ask to live with him. NOTE: All characters and situations are imaginative, any similarities to persons living, or dead, are purely coincidental.

Yeet. Inspired by @smollerJeweled 's BFB Chat au Friends. Theirs is much more superior to the trash I made. Praise the BFB Crack God.

thoughts that keep me up. if you know me, please don't read.

When two patients of the Grey Hood mental Asylum escape, they must hide away and pretend to be normal as to not get caught and thrown back to the hell hole. They must also expose the asylum for what it really is. WARNING ⚠️ this book as quite a bit of gore, Self harm and suicide thoughts if you don't like that or it triggers you, either read with cautionary an open mind or don't read at all! This was made by me and my Gf

I have no idea what to post first or what people want to read, so I guess I'll just write whatever my hands feel like typing and figure it out from there--

Idk I jus wanted to huehuehuehuehue

members: @GaGrimsSleep (Grims) @aceof-clubs (Jiya) @OxiClean-Togami (Tess) @aceof-spades (Lemon)

You saw the title! WARNING: NONE OF THE MEMES ARE MINE! I JUST FOUND THEM ON THE INTERNET

A bet turns out to be the start of something magical... or does it?

Sometimes people hide more than you see! Many you'll have the same luck!

yO uHh my art is in here so prepare to c r i n g e

Writing this made me mildly annoyed, hence the title, and it makes no sense. I don't ship Klance but, my sister said that it's this or TomTord and there is no way that I'm going to research TomTord. Anyhow, Allurance will happen in my story because, I want it to stick to canon. We must have real Shiro, no fakes. Also, it was hard to start the chapters because, I had to make my red and blue Paladins sound less creepy. Also, this is pure 'satire', so... All of that is now void, because I rewrote it, yay.

Iruka wasn't sure how he got here, at this very point in time, but god did he regret it.

In this book I will be giving my opinion on various ships across the fandoms I'm in. However, unlike my previous opinion book, this will not be limited to the ships of the Pokémon franchise (that book is outdated anyways). *Remember that these are just my opinions, so no hate in the comments! You can nicely state your opinion in the comments and I will respect it, as long as you respect mine* Requests are currently closed at the moment since I currently have requests and I'm also really busy with schoolwork and preparing for my finals. **Disclaimer: I do NOT own any of the characters that are included in the ships in this book! They belong to their rightful owners! I also don't own any of the fanart in this book! They also belong to their respective owners!** This book is only on Wattpad, so if you're seeing it somewhere else, it's not the real thing.

Why am I doing this a third time... If you people stuck around, welcome back to to hell. Cover Cat: Teddy Bear