Whyhaveidonethis Stories

Yeah, I hope that this book will help with my lack of writing stories, I just haven't been feeling it. These are all pretty much sketches, but there should be finished art too. #1 in isuckatthis

PSA: This story is based off of GIGA-P and Reol collaborations, which I absolutely adore. Note that I don't actually ship the two producers, have no idea what their relationship is like, and merely thought of this scenario after thinking about their music and how cute it would be if I could make two characters based off of that, but put them in a romantic relationship. This has no correlation to them whatsoever and is just something dumb that I thought up. Please enjoy! ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Socially outcast 19-year-old Takumi Masao, more commonly known as KLEPTO-P by the internet, is a semi-famous composer within the VOCALOID community, known for his talent and ability to make some seriously great music. He's shy, soft-spoken, likes to push people away; so much so, in fact, that the majority view him as cold, and he's fine with that. However, everything goes haywire one day when "Lucky Rizzu," a popular idol and solo artist on the rise shoots him a message asking for a musical collaboration. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ this is so stupid kill me 😀 may update and may just abandon dont follow my prgress this is my first......,... "fanfiction"....../ and just an experiment/confidence booster kind of

Whenever I play truth or dare, there's always a list of either great truth or dare questions I think of after I play, or ones I think of when I'm playing but are too evil for me to say.. so here we go! *feel free to share your stories and results of when you ask these questions in the comments.. or whatever they're called*

"I think I had like multiple strokes while reading that" - A friend on Discord, Sept. 13th, 2020 This is literally just some old, cringey jokefic I wrote back in 2019 shipping Kermit with Blue from Pokémon, except I "improved" it using a Discord bot. Original in second chapter if anyone wants to experience that too. And yes, I drew that *wonderful* cover art myself. Probably didn't even take 20 minutes.

In an AU where Ruv is a femboy and Whitty is actually shy around people and it's the world of My Hero Academia AND the percentage of people who have quirks and the percentage of people who don't are switched (that was a lot). UA just became a college as well as a high school (oh crap I've changed WAY too much haven't I lol) and everyone wants to go there. Problem is, the entrance exams are still VERY challenging. It's still a hero school, but most people don't have quirks so they have to be extremely strong or powerful in some way to pass. Only class 1-A and a few others made it into the college class. 2 of those people being Whitty and Ruv, who end up being roommates. NONE OF THE CHARACTERS ARE MINE! THEY BELONG TO THE CREATORS OF THE VS WHITTY MOD AND THE MID FIGHT MASSES MOD!!! Also, if you didn't already notice, this is out of character and may seem cringey to you. That is understandable. This is mostly crackfic but probably has turned serious... The original character personalities are much edgier, but since I can't write edgy characters, I'm gonna get c r e a t i v e. This may or may not be episode 69,420 of Don't Hug Me I'm Scared. (I've AU'd a LOT of stuff soooo it's gonna get crazy lol... (also my friend kinda dared me to do this (not really it was all my doing) but I'm gonna blame it on her because I'm awkward looooollll)

* Soulmate Au In this world, when a person turns sixteen, a tattoo will appear on their body. This tattoo will change colors depending on their soulmates emotions. When a soulmate dies, all color will disapear. When the soulmates meet for the first time, after they are both sixteen, they will gain their own tattoo. Some people have two or three tattoos, others have none. Some will meet their soulmates immediately, others never will. Chat was sure that his Ladybug was his soulmate. But when he does not recieve a tattoo, he becomes angry. Hawkmoth feeds off of this and turns him into chat blanc. Who decides that if he cant have ladybug, no one will. After defeating both the father and son as well as Nathalia. The young girl collects all the miraculous and Ladybug disappears. After three months, Marinette has been bullied by her classmates because of Lila. The main reason? Her soul mark is of a demon. A mark that Lila exploits and calls her evil for. It doesn't help that her mark is almost always red. With the help of Jagged Stone and her parents. Marinette leaves France four months after ladybugs disappearance. ------ Damian Wayne is easily angered, his adopted brothers always infuriatingly childish. So when he receives a Soulmark of an angel, he almost dies of embarrassment. They called him demon spawn after all. But six months after receiving his Soulmark. A young girl from France transfers to his class. ----- Now how will this go down? Especially with a yandere Chat blanc?

Cover was made by my friend @Gaybamaforprez (I still love that name lol) Mostly crack oneshots/incorrect quotes/skits/headcannons Might be actual oneshots or deleted things from my **********(hehehe I have something planned for the future) Characters are owned by the respective (current and past) hermitcraft members Any videos I link are not mine. Probably same with art and memes unless I specify.

Short stories that have no connection to other things I write. Weird as shit. Including but not limited to: Hugags Insanity General fear Poorly-executed comedy

They only had a year to spend before this. A year that he wishes lasted forever. Now it's gone, and she's gone with it. What could he have done different? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The captain told her to savor every second with him. She did, but now it hurts even more that he's gone. At the same time, her Papa's memory pushes her forward. Maybe living as a dragon separate from the police won't be so bad after all. {LiEat originally by Miwashiba. I admire the series but do not want to claim it.} A/N: I know this is a dead fandom but-but I'm still not over it, okay? Also, the Efi segments are complete baseless conjecture don't blame me

The recovered sacred texts of ancient truths hidden for, a couple years. Enjoy this trash I made a while ago.

Cousins by chance, lovers by choice. The beautiful love story between you and none Other than the Roblox sensation, oli zigzag. (Please don't take this seriously)

This is the book I use to plan my characters and story lines. It's basically a sneak peak at what I'm working on so it does have spoilers!!! I don't know why I'm publishing this I'm sorry

[𝙏𝙃𝙄𝙎 𝘽𝙊𝙊𝙆 𝙃𝘼𝙎 𝙊𝙉𝙇𝙔 𝘽𝙀𝙀𝙉 𝙋𝙐𝘽𝙇𝙄𝙎𝙃𝙀𝘿 𝙊𝙉 𝙒𝘼𝙏𝙏𝙋𝘼𝘿 and ao3. 𝙄𝙁 𝙁𝙊𝙐𝙉𝘿 𝘼𝙉𝙔𝙒𝙃𝙀𝙍𝙀 𝙀𝙇𝙎𝙀, 𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝘼𝙍𝙀 𝙍𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙎𝙏𝙊𝙇𝙀𝙉 𝙋𝙍𝙊𝙋𝙀𝙍𝙏𝙔.] Grian is married. This is a fact. Hermitcraft does not know Grian is married. This is a fact. The whole server has turned Grian's love life (faux, of course) into their own personal The Bachelor. Another fact. Mumbo & Scar are the victims. This could never go wrong! -- based on that one oneshot (visible in THINGS FROM MY WORD DOC) from like 3 months ago!!! STARRING: GRIAN & JOEL- AS BACHELORS MUMBO & SCAR, ETHO- AS VIC- SUITORS TAURTIS & LIZZIE- AS THE UNWITTING SPOUSES REN- AS MANAGER -- #1 in 'MUMBO' on 1/21/2025