Whyisthishere Stories

HEE HEE HEE HAW The future is so yesterday When everything is run your way Your influence is everywhere Smell innovation on the air You tell me that I'm too ambitious Well I say I don't care! Now let's take a look at the profit margin No, let's not, that's corporate jargon You all want what you understand So what I supply is what you'll demand I'll never lose if you keep letting me win But with the good that I do, is that such a sin? I created all that you believe You give me power you can't relieve Cobs, what does this all mean? What's your latest machine? Am I going too fast? Is all this progress too loud? Did I leave you in the past? Let's take some Q's from the crowd This may come off as a stupid question But what exactly do you aim to achieve? Well, there's no such thing as a stupid question So it's wise of me if I ask you to leave This new product, the "Me" technology Is that not groundbreaking World-shaking mythology? Well that all depends on your own ideology But if I caused suspicion, hey! Take my apology! Cobs, you're always being coy Is there a bigger plan? Is this just a decoy? No doy, I mean you always think I've something to hide And this is no different, you've implied! So, Cobs, is your whole persona intended To keep those suspicions extended? So all your schemes become blended And your work cannot be contended? Um No questions! The future is so yesterday (The future is so yesterday!) When everything is run your way (When everything is run, run, run, run, run your way!) Your influence is everywhere Smell innovation on the air You tell me that I'm too ambitious? Well I (I) don't (don't) care! The future is so yesterday!

just some random rants and thoughts by a random person don't waste your time here lmao

Would you go into a dark chamber to save a friend? Well in this story, McDingus sacrifices herself to find her friend Deadly Potato who went on a trip with this random scientist. But everything goes south as soon as she goes into those chambers.

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Livestock. She hated that word. Sora Kadmius was the average girl in this time of age, working as a vampire in Sanguinem as the 6th progenitor She was what you'd call intellectually curious about everything. Never had an interest in relishing human blood, just drink what had to be drunk in order to survive and forget it. She was interested in finding a compromise to what vampires could eat, and how the human body worked, on top of many other things the other vampires would never take interest in, of course, so Mikaela Hyakuya would definitely interest her.

Kill count: Too many to remember Fine, they're humans

art ig

script for shifting As you can see this is empty Like my head 😀💃💃👁👄👄👁👄👁😏😏

It's in the title lmao. Slow updates because I'm bad at oneshots. Will do- ships, lime, angst, etc. Won't do- smut/lemon, ships with minors, etc. Lmao have fun.

@Echo-Of-Music was here The title says as much! I have created this book for harmless reasons... Or have I? You will have to read to check out!!

Kai Star is a normal 18-year-old girl. That was, until, meeting the Water-Demon Shu and realising she is one herself. And how does she react? Not well. First of all, she has to find out how her power works. And how to control it. She also needs to figure out this prophecy. All that is known about it? "When one of our kind meets a human who is also one of us..." The rest has been faded out. So what will be in store for our Star? Will she be caught trying to destroy her bullies or... ...will she figure out the truth to her past and escape with Shu? Who knows. Let's find out.

JUST SOME WAYS TO TELL YOUR CRUSH YOU LIKE THEM Please dm me pics of you sending it to your crush if you do

The tittle explains most of it, but yeah. This is a book full of my life problems and wishes that I will hope to come true. Seriously. If you really want to know, sure, knock yourself out, read this for all I care. I don't. But one of my most longing dreams is to live in a small town in a mountain with either a constant snow or at least colder temperatures. But in Washington or Oregon. Anyways, this book will brake your heart. ¥ I am not responsible for any traumatic experiences nor take responsibility for any shock that may come with reading this book ¥ •€• ' ' I hate myself ' ' •€• •€• ' ' My Life can only get better, says everyone else who has no idea what I'm going through ' ' •€• •€• ' ' You have the best life! They say, You are so spoiled they say. ' ' •€• •€• ' ' I'm dying inside. ' ' •€•

All of my works that I never got around to finishing. Some are small, some are a few chapters long, some are random ideas that bounced around in my head. Here's a little look into my brain :)