Whythefuckdididothis Stories

I WROTE THIS AS A JOKE BC NICKELODEON ANNOUNCED THAT SPONGEBOB IS GAY

The sequel that nobody asked for except 2 of my friends, and I don't have to make it obvious who asked. also yeah the story cover is me in the roblox game rate my avatar, that game is extremely wacky n shit. the first book if you haven't read it yet: https://www.wattpad.com/story/281328492-yon-x-drago-x-jira-real-😳

patrick and michael are 2 boys in love. when patrick gets pragnent, what will happen?

~Inspired by Lavenderttea~ I've read Mirror, Mirror a billion times and every single time I would think, "Yo but what if it got turned around, like the Eddsworld crew ended up in the READER'S world?" Bada Bing bada boom this book is born This is stupid as shit but ey it'd be pretty cool to write out my daydreams Caution: Reading this will make you lose brain cells, enter at own risk!

as you can tell, yes this is a joke fanfic. the only context you'll need is yes these are my friends, no romantic shit though we keepin it at homies. 10k views and i'll write a sex scene. jk jk. unless..?

based off markiplier's smash or pass but this time with touhou characters, and explanation to why I wanna smash em or pass em B) tiny disclaimer that some things might be extremely off, so uh sorry about that i'm trying my best lmao.

I made this for fun and out of interest, so I hope you guys don't mind me. AU Sans x Reader only, no lemon please. Requests are open. Warning: English is not my first language, there may be grammatic mistakes, hope you don't mind.