Whythefucknot cerita

Once upon a time in a land called nobody gives a shit lived 4 hot as fuck aliens. Now these aren't your typical ass sucking aliens, these were ass sucking ass fucking reggae aliens. The lead singer, coincidentally the horniest member of the group was named Blake, he is so emo it hurts which he enjoys. He goes by the name of booty hoe or watermelon fucker, really the choice is yours. The second member of the band, Rowanda Anaconda fee Fi fo fonda, was the hot drummer she only had one goal in life and that was to see how many Tim Hortons cups she could shove up her ass. Now the third member also the craziest was this little girl named Hannah. she loved stealing hands from small children and pickling fetuses.Where's the fourth member you might ask? well she's in the corner taking 5 dicks up her ass because why the fuck not. Her names Marina as in boat dock or whatever the fuck you want to call her you're now entering the world of friendships so be prepared for your shit to get fucked up

I'm just srsly bored.....so why not. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ This is gonna be a bunch of shit that I collect from random crap that I partake in, or just random stuff that I wanna know people's opinions on #1 in stupidcrap 4/23/2020 EEEEK

Welp imma update this really rarely Also feel free to add criticism! I want to know how I could improve!

Just random fic ideas that pop into my head.

This is the best book for little kids ever it will not leave them mentally scarred in any way or make them question their existence. This book is very grammatically right and every single word be spelet write. Yay have a good day and don't forget to eat some illegally imported food to get that scrummy crime texture!

How it should have went

The older you get, the harder it is shake the Etch-A-Sketch and start over. Three hundred words. Read it. What the fuck do you have to lose?

I believe the title speaks for itself

“The road to Hell is paved with good intentions.” - English Proverb

I like too many and don't have enough space on my bio, so why the fuck not? **** Marked as complete but still possible future updates. I made the cover and added the text to the image, but I don't own said image.

Its my random junk because I dont like to fill up my art book with junk-

This story is all about my life so there for you must at least read the first chapter to decide whether you feel like reading on or not, just so you know I will be over exaggerating a lot of things so it seems more fun and I have a strange life so there for read on if you feel like it I also only post when something interesting happens so don't ask me "why don't you update often" because I won't answer

I'll post fanarts and shit if I feel like it here, so, yea

Just a bunch of tags from the interweb

This story is a cool story I decided to make that I wanted to make for the longest time now and it's about me (because asshole dad is being a dick) but this is my normal life at high school but it's before I completely indured the fact that I was a boy

i have so much ideas that i dont wanna put in books so the oneshots are HERE

Just something I wanted to do for fun. They will not be /srs. Just for shits and giggles while I'm starving myself for a f#king diet. anyways, enjoy, or don't. If you don't like, don't read.