Windex Stories

It's a Levi X Windex cleaner one shot. 😫 That's all ya gotta know👹🕵

Konnichiwa minna!! (￣^￣)ゞ ummm so these chapters are just cute chibi like thought scenario thingys about one of my REALLY FAVOURITE OTPs :3 \( • //// 3 //// •)/ EREN X LEVI FROM SNK/AOT WARNINGSSSS may contain some graphic yaoi ;3 Enjoy my forever perfect nekos (=^x^=)

Pizza. Say that, and Janice Erichi Henderson will come running. She'll twirl and leap and prance, and possibly knock you down if you're too close to her beloved pizza. But other than that, she's a nice girl. Promise. Living in the four-year sentence most kids call "high school", Janice has learned to fend for herself and her pizza. She's got it down to a simple strategy: ignore other people, have flailing-seal fights with her best friend, Sara, inhale ridiculous amounts of pizza, and resist the urge to decapitate her evil English teacher who's obviously out to get her. It's worked so far, and Janice thinks her sophomore year might just run smoothly. Nope. With a D in English, the only blemish on her otherwise perfect record, Janice finds herself in a tough spot. Her English teacher, Mr. Butt-head, as she calls him (not to his face, of course), has offered to raise her grade if she gets help from a tutor. Unfortunately, the tutor Mr. Butt-head has in mind, Damian, is kind of a jerk. And is kind of dating the girl Janice despises most. Most of all, he's kind of hot. Which sucks. See? Told you he was out to get her. Now throw in another equally-hot guy, Nick, who happens to have avoided the Jerk-itis disease most of the guys in the school have mysteriously caught, and also happens to be one of Damian's best friends, and you've got yourself a typical teenage love story. With a little bit of humor, of course. However, Janice disagrees. She's read enough books and seen enough movies to know exactly how these sort of stories turn out. Though the odds are against her, Janice is determined to stick to her strategy and keep her life as un-cliché as possible, with her pizza by her side every step of the way. Will she succeed? Or will she lose her herself, and worse, her pizza?

Kys

Levi x windex _________________________________________ I do not own aot or the art

Here I recall I may warn you That its none of my business That thou sanity might be broken I know not how to handle that I'm sorry !!Warning!! There might be spoilers!¡! Contains: Puns,funny crap , trash , titans , cleaning tools , Hanji's Insanity , Eren's Anger , Mikasa's Scarf

levi has feelings for windex but also has feelings for oxyclean

This OneShot is short but sweet and I don't know if anybody has done this before but hey, I thought it would be kind of funny. [Cover will be added later]

made this quick one shot with ma friend. enjoy😉 Ik everything is different and stuff and not accurate👍 This is a joke for a friendddddddddd

First little story that I've written. It's about viewing 2 house cleaners and learning about hard work vs taking shortcuts from the perspective and I guess 'life' of being a bottle of cleaner.

The circle of life has no point and neither does this book. Read at your own risk just in case you cringe. -Lalalandtif :P

This poem was written based off of the thumbnail.

Levi is a princess, yes a princess, a Disney princesses

Windex, Clorox, and fun :)

This is just made for fun. I am so sorry. But i'll try to make a more serious one in the next time since i'm so worked up on freaking school. I do not own any of the characters! AoT/Snk © Hajime Isayama You © Levi Story © CommanderNarwhal/Emy/Psychotic Ereri Shipper (me) Just in case: [f/n] - first name [l/n] - last name

Being a Janitor at a random agency isn't hard, just gotta clean and be tidy.. Until someone unexpected comes up to you and you fall in love (this whole thing is a joke, don't take anything seriously)