Winkyface Stories

Jokes! Memes! Short stories! Random! These are some jokes that are crack up like crack your butt crack up Some are from me and others belong to others. If you get offended don't read it so just read it at own cost... Don't take it seriously but just have fun and have a good laugh... Good Luck.... Jokes :D ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ P.S IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT AND I REALLY WANNA SHOW IT!!! PPS_ Please vote and comment... ;) :* PPPS Your Awesome ;)

This is not an open roleplay, it's a documentation of good roleplays I've been a part of. All of it is direct copy and paste from the chats, so sorry for any typos.

A book of short chapters as to why health and safety has gone crackers. Probably will contain a bit of mature content e.g: A little swearing

This is a rewrite of my story "I'll save you." Yoriichi finds a magical crystal and when he touches it he gets teleported to the past, right where the demon king he had fought days before was... only difference is, he was a human. I said there would be more endings but I don't want to now so, you only get the one

this is pure gold .

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Idk bro sometimes I like my face 😭

You are a 20 year old girl who was forced into war against the Nazis. You were part of the Nazis until you escape them and joined the other team through some convincing do you find love? or do you die in the hands of the Nazis? Read to find out!

A, really needed, remake of another draft I had. Basically just the second draft of it. I didn't like how it panned out so i'm rewriting it! To put it bluntly, George is suddenly plopped into another universe, rushed by memories that aren't his and his boyfriend in a weird smiley face mask threatening to kill him. Dream gets attached to a complete stranger after a single word, clinging onto him like a lost puppy. He's terrified of this hurricane of emotions and urges but can't help it. George just wants to go back home. If that means joining an odd group of severely traumatized super kids, then so be it. A nurse demon, pig man, sheep kid, angry blonde, fire demon, and sketcher wearing assassin. That's who he has to really on to get back home. Oh, did I forget the fact that he's being chased by an angry mother ram who's convinced George knows where her children are. News flash, he knew nothing. But the George from this universe certainly did. ----- As for the other george, mans is living up his life in the lavish comfort that was being a sugar baby. (joking but clay sure was giving) although he soon faces problems when this stranger immediately realizes something is off and leeches onto him, persistent on finding out what's wrong.

(It's poems)

'Bye' Do you like goodbyes? I hate the word bye will,more the meaning than the word its self it's so much different than 'see ya' or 'talk to you later' but at the same time its so much the same but for me;i was told to never say bye unless you were sure you wont see that something or someone ever again,forever.So if bye's meant to you what they meant to me, would you ever like them? Hi,my name is Isabella May Darling,Im 16 of age and right about now im driving out of my home town and to a new small town some place in L.A for 2 reasons,one my mum got a new job and has been wanting to get out of are other city for the longest time and two because well, lets just say im not the best teenager or the best at anything but at getting in trouble here's some fun facts 1:moms annoying 2:dads dead 3:drugs are better friends than any of my human friends 4: partyings fun 5:school sucks 6:I always win okay great now here's some of my rules 1:dont love (mom doesn't count) 2:dont stay sober 3:dont love 4:dont go home on weekends 5:dont love 6:dont care 7:DONT LOVE ____________________ Hi, Im book_g1rl and this is my new and frist book to ever be up here i hope that you guys read and enjoy it THANKs!!!! vote and comment oh and sorry for the spelling mistakes

What do you do when the only people you love are murdered? Do you sit and mourn, or take vengeance? This will be coming out in chapters like my other books. i do not think that I will be changing that anytime soon! :) Thanks for reading, and keep hitting that Vote button for me pls ;( Hope you enjoy! Roar Like A Dragon, DragonKnight2263

sans x reader

One boy faces the challenges of elementary school life, and struggles with them throughout the story. It focus on a very cool kid, alright, who is dethroned and deals with the denial and pain caused by this. He decides that the system is unfair, and leaves a trail of broken lives and broken minds, as he 1travels across the schoolyard in an attempt to restore order.

pls this is a joke also credit to @cuterthannagito for the story cover (btw no ur not )🙄

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