Wit Stories

Audrey Camille Brooks just wants one thing: peace. Too bad she has a temper that ruins everything. After breaking a classmate's nose, Audrey gets expelled-and shipped off to CrestView High, an elite school her mother hopes will "fix" her. It won't. Because CrestView has its own kind of chaos. And Audrey in a chaos? Let's read what happens.

"Time is an illusion, and so is death." When Charlie wakes up in a world that's not her own, surrounded by people who by all accounts should be fictional, she's at a complete loss for how she got there in the first place. Charlie journeys to find her own destiny while struggling to help the Avatar complete his. Or, a quick-witted teen with red hair and freckles gets thrown into the Avatar universe and is somehow expected to fit in. Obviously, she kind of fails. With her knowledge of the TV show, she pretends to be psychic to aiding her in helping the Gaang - now she just needs to keep up her lie. - (Sokka x OC slow burn) (cross-posted on FFnet and Ao3, NO LONGER SPLITTING CHAPTERS) Highest Rankings: #1 in avatarthelastairbender (21/12/20), #1 in zuko (23/12/20), #1 in sokkaxoc (8/1/21), #1 in ocfanfic (29/7/21), #2 in atla (3/10/20) AUTHORS NOTE Slow updates. Seriously if you want spoilers, message me. (10 October 2025) WARNINGS contains strong language potential character death potential blood potential mature scenes DISCLAIMER surprise surprise, i don't own alta, nor the countless references to other multimedia i've found a way to weave in. sad but true, please don't sue me i'm poor.

Just a few bits and pieces of poetry I've written over the years.

Seth was the president of a leading American watchmaking company. Then he wasn't. Thea was murdered brutally in a side street of South London. Then she wasn't. Oscar was a cat. A regular, coat licking, happy cat. Then he wasn't. Kelly was a vaguely suicidal and extraordinarily lonely teenager. Then she wasn't. Four people, four stories. Unfortunately, none of them ever happened.

Life is already eccentric as it is, but it all seems to spiral when this woman meets Aaron. She finds herself irrevocably drawn into him and his mysterious ways. Will she be able to keep her heart afloat while treading water with Aaron? Read the damn story.

The story focuses on the protagonist Hoffman, along with his formerly dead dog Sparky and the true hero Maddy. Hoffman is dragged into the depths of an unknown obsidian based dimension via a glowing crack in the ground where he unlocks inherited smoke abilities, meets a wide range of unique characters literally picked out from other dimensions to stop the plots of an invasion that could end the civilization they are accustomed to.

A newly arrived doctor in South Carolina is spellbound by his newest patient. Joe runs a large business, has lots of money, and is full of charm, wit, good humor. He has one trait the doctor admires the most: he is a stoic. And Joe loves the new doctor.

Ever since her father passed away Ellie's life has been falling apart. Her mother and she fought non-stop until Ellie walked out. Ellie, struggling to make a new life for herself was desperate and did what she could to get money. Currently, she is working two jobs and is perfectly miserable. Could the resurrection of a past experience have the power to change her life for the better? Ellie must decide to follow her heart or remain scrubbing dishes and waiting tables. 10/25/18 Number nine in science fiction! Is #460 in paranormal! (help it get to number 1! ) 12/8/16 was: #471 in paranormal #543 in paranormal #555 in paranormal #418 in paranormal

Aditi is just like you and me. Living in Mumbai with her best friend, life is where she wants it to be. Stable. The next three weeks, a charming blind date and the roommate's older brother are just about to shake that up. Cover Art: Someone who I need to have tea with pronto Ranking: #201 in Romance (Last I checked :D )

A girl leads a normal life, until strange things start happening.

It's a reflection of rhetoric and the misuse of language bundled into a ship metaphor.

A collection of short, playful works that don't take themselves too seriously. From nonsense haikus to satirical character sketches, these pieces lean into the silly, the absurd, and the self-aware.

Quips for the bookworm! In alphabetical order!