Wit Stories

An anthology of poems written in an attempt to put the different aspects of my life into words. The world is ever-changing and so is the person I am becoming. *Cover art was painted by one of my favorite digital artists: the very talented Tithi Luadthong aka grandfailure.*

"fuck you bitch" the llama said while the giraffe broke her heart

If the title didn't explain it, then I don't know how to.

━━ ❝ WHAT I LIKE ABOUT YOU, BABY, IS HOW YOU ANNOY ME DAILY! ❞ in which a sassy magician and a kind girl with a heart of gold are polar opposites and both girls, but yet still find a way to love each other. (angela weber x fem!oc ) (twilight)

Why not u

Driven by vengeance Restrained by history Deceived by the hands of fate ... The silent low-crime streets were a cover-up. Low-profile Audree May Laurent, with an order to lie-low, has wandered straight into the predator's lair, hoodwinked by the peaceful town, Vethernbel's, exterior. It was never safe there to begin with. Not when the deaths never surfaced to truth. She'd vowed to keep a Spellbook safe from her mother, to destroy it's contents. She'd spoke the words facing her grandmother's deathbed. But now that she'd finally settled down, unknowingly in the very place she's been running from, she's faced with a dead end. ... A shadow looms over the quiet town. Running out of options, an undercover assassin resorts to the enticing coax of risk. But when opportunity shows, he couldn't let it slip past his grasp once more - despite having more to lose. ... Will she survive their unpredictable alliance... and potentially end the menacing Shadow Wraith's reign - or has she already lost? ~~~ Highest rank: #1 on cutthroat and #9 on wit

Lily Luna Potter, beloved daughter of none other than The Boy Who Lived himself, is excited but very frightened to go to Hogwarts for the very first time. When the Sorting Hat places her in Ravenclaw, Lily Struggles to accept it. On top of the stress of finding her place as a Ravenclaw, Lily discovers that the Malfoy family needs something from her, and the DA:DA teacher couldn't be more insane.

Compilation of my Random Thoughts and Quotes from my social accounts

Imagine being a street kid and your memory taken from you, imagine living like that for years before being told by a complete stranger that your fate was to be king. That's what happened to Nathan, a gold-hearted quiet boy. Always stirring trouble wherever he invaded, stealing and getting into fights, that's what Nathan was known for, although he never did any of that intentionally many people considered him to be living up to the stereotypical "bad boy". Nathan's patience was tested when he entered his new life, especially with Tori, a hard-headed warrior hell-bent on finishing her training with Nathan. Her twin, on the other hand, was as soft and cuddling as a teddy bear. Danny quickly became a good friend to Nathan as they bonded

A witty and relatable poem that uses the familiar proverb "Don't worry about tomorrow..." to highlight the irony of human behavior. "Tomorrow's Troubles" explores the pitfalls of overconfidence and unrealistic planning, offering a gentle but insightful critique of our tendency to blame external factors for our own mistakes.

with my idiot brother in throne i must take charge or egypt will fall in shambles but advisor chamberlain has noted this while i try to rule this country with peace there are dark forces that tend to threten my rule so i must ally myself with caesar or any man who can help me rule egypt as egypt is a great country greaterr than me or you or anyone si i must give people something to hold on to something really well so i must become egypt as i believe isis has incarnated through me be it anything i will not fall i will not fold egypt will not be reduced to ashes ever! here comes the tale of cleopatra by her veiw see how a woman manages to rule in patriarchal society with the fates set against her watch as she fights the stereotypes of societies and make her country thhe land of kemet thrive im peace with the gteatest education perrson could ever receive im alexandrian library to writing cosmetics a detailed pharmacological book this woman is much more than temptress ro,ans portray her with the wits of gods and ability to speak 9 language watvh as she never speaks no in any of them as she clings on her power because she is indeed the last pharaoh

Based off of Maximum Ride and Divergent. Sage isn't your average 13 year old girl. She's more than that. Growing up in a cage may not bring book smarts, but chemicals do. There are only a few instants a person is equally divided with book smarts and street smarts. But no one has 100% of both. Until now. Sage doesn't know it, but she is able to use her brain the way no one else has. She is meant to escape from the trap they call a science lab But Sage isn't focused on only escaping. She's focused on who gave her her height, blond hair, and brown eyes. Who gave her her perfect face? Was it chemicals, or her natural look? She didn't know, but she needed to find out. She needed to find her parents. The ones who gave her up. The one who donated her to the science lab. It was a difficult mission. One mission. Her mission.

Lavari Lyn and her brother marxis lyn were orphaned at a young age but now live a good life as a herbalist and blacksmith. but little do they know their past is about to come back and haunt them, will they make friends along the way or enemies.

This story follows 17 year old Macy Kiehls and her friends through the troubles and possible fun of her road to becoming Class Prez against her rival and possible love interest Noah Galinis. If you want to laugh, have fun and immerse yourself in Macy's high school roller coaster then hop in!

♡Roomies♡

This is a story about a man who is always a bit behind. Does luck play its part or does he have to settle for the left overs in life?

Madison Truffles is your average nerd in high school. Her life is going smooth as a baby’s bottom except for the fact that her mother was murdered when she was five, her father is rarely at home in their luxurious condominium, and that she murdered Mac Bagels. With no need for any extra money, Madison still chose to work a part-time job at the Sweet Tooth Bakery owned by the old man, Mr. B, who was like a father to her. Although Madison was devastated when the old man died, he comes through with his promise. A promise that Madison forgot about until it came inside the bakery in a Gucci black subtle stripe wool blend two-button suit and a pair of blue piercing orbs to drool for.