Wit Stories

When an eccentric temple prophecy declares that a stoic, overstressed actor's life is metaphysically tethered to a random overseas fan, he expects a catastrophe. Instead, he gets a sharp-witted, unbothered consultant who treats his high-profile meltdowns like an interactive sitcom. Can an actor used to playing a role learn to drop his armor, or will his chaotic new "co-pilot" write a brand-new script they both never saw coming? DISCLAIMER - This work is a completely fictional story and a work of pure imagination. While certain names, (such as Est Supha, the LYKN band, William, etc.) have been used as aesthetic inspirations for the characters, this story has no connection whatsoever to the real-life personalities, personal lives, agencies, or actual events involving them. All events, plots, and character dynamics depicted are entirely fictional. Reader discretion is advised.

Don't own the Stormlight Archives, that is Brandon Sanderson's. We want to honor his amazing books with really stupid fanfiction. Luv u B Sandy, pls don't sue The Stormlight Archives high school alternate universe. Kaladin is the new kid at Highstorm High. How will he navigate the treacherous hallways? His dad wants him to join the chemistry club, but Kal has always dreamed of the field, the football field. Will Kal make it at football fencing tryouts? especially when Mr popular, Adolin Kholin, the coolest of cool kids rules the school and the fencing football team. Adolin is determined the team does not need Kal, especially after the stunt Kal pulled. Highstorm High has a big game to prepare for, against their rivals, Everstorm High.

Basically what it says in the title! A secret book made by all the greatest scientists throughout history was discovered by a little, innocent Meredith. But has the book fallen in the right hands? Don't jugde a book by it's first page. BTW the story is sad towards the beggining but I will add in more humor :) And this is my first draft, so expect spelling and grammar mistakes-sorry but yeah.

LINKLE GETS U PREGNANT WITH THE POWER OF TANGERINE FARMES (SPICY SQUIRT)

Don't judge a book by its cover. These are words I wish I could say but can't. Sometimes people don't want to hear it.

Roses are red/ Violets are blue/ Here's some satire Man, I hate writing poems and things that don't rhyme.

romantic comedy. jeongwoo got invited to junghwan's circle of gamer life. not expecting the chaos the people have in store. jeongwoo might as well enjoy the ride. oh, and he fell in love.

An amalgamation of everyday worries and the tiny joys of life. Follow Emilia as she struggles to succeed and keep her head on. I don't want to say too much. I hope you enjoy this. Stay Blessed!

Based on a group of over privileged teenagers living in Santa Monica, California

"Come on, it'll be fun." "Fun? You call putting toads in my stepfather's wardrobe fun? Did you forget he's a sorcerer?" "Did you forget I'm a wizard?" "In training, Fai." "Pfft, give me another ten years. Besides, him screaming like a little girl would be worth everything!" "...you do know defense spells, right?" "Who do I look like? Merlin?" "Let's put these croakers into the underwear." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Ed is training to be a knight and has a best friend who happens to be a wizard in-training to help him get through the horrors that not even the sanest of the sane can deal with: his stepfather and his stepbrothers. Daily dosages are enough to drive many to froth at the mouth and swirl at the eyes. One night he happens to chance upon a beautiful girl, things click and just "fall into place". Until his stepfather and stepbrothers ruin everything. Again. Not to fear, that's what his best friend is there for. And no, he doesn't turn them to toads. No, there's something even better... Read this boy-Cinderella story and become enchanted by the wit and not-so graceful encounters you will face inside... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Copyright © 2013 (made 2012) by Kshipra Sawant. All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced, distributed, or transmitted in any form or by any means, including photocopying, recording, or other electronic or mechanical methods, without prior permission of the author.

A man, and a woman. A girl, and a boy. A love. Is that what you expected me to say? No thanks. Life as a teenage scientist is not fun at all, especially if you're one of the world's brightest minds. Life for Caspian was absolutely slow and boring-since he did have a photographic memory. Hidden away with others like him, the other six brightest minds of his time, he's faced with his greatest obstacle yet. A girl. A girl with a catch. He would be forced to hurt this girl in more ways than one, but would he be up for it? Could he really go as far as hurting the girl he cared for so deeply? Yes, he could. But with a great cost.

Akko transforms into a mouse and cant change back. Once reading around in a spell book, she finds that a wishing bell is held by any member in the Handbridge family tree. Andrew denies any form of knowledge of a bell, leaving her stuck...in his house. With no broom, she'll have to stay. How will she be able to entertain herself from boredom?