histórias de Wittybanter

Aanya Kapoor and Reyaan Malhotra are the worst kind of enemies-brilliant, ruthless, and addicted to beating each other at their own game. She builds empires with precision. He tears them down with charm and chaos. They've spent years turning the business world into a battlefield-until one contract changes everything. An agreement which brings them in marriage for the sake of legacy and power. Now, two people who can't stand to breathe the same air are forced to share vows, a home, and maybe something far more dangerous-feelings. But in a world where control is everything and vulnerability is weakness, love isn't part of the plan. It's war. In a story of sharp banter, slow-burning tension, and unexpected softness, Hate Written in Vows is a tale of two rivals who just might ruin everything... or rewrite what it means to be in love.

Kenji Kishimoto has always hidden behind humor-a shield against the chaos of war, loss, and the weight of responsibility. Nazeera Ibrahim, on the other hand, is a storm wrapped in gold, unreadable and untouchable. Their banter is a game, a distraction, a way to keep the walls up. But between stolen glances and unspoken truths, the lines between teasing and something more begin to blur. As tensions rise within the Sanctuary and shadows from the past threaten to resurface, Kenji and Nazeera find themselves caught in a dangerous push and pull. What happens when the person you refuse to fall for becomes the one you can't walk away from? A slow-burn story of sharp words, unspoken feelings, and a love that refuses to be ignored.

At Grandview University, chaos was basically a course on its own. Between professors who thought PowerPoint slides were modern art, cafeteria rice that could double as building cement, and roommates who believed deodorant was "a capitalist scam," life was already funny enough. But then there was Karenita Lopez-"K-Lo" to everyone on campus. A drama major with the energy of three telenovelas and a TikTok account dedicated solely to overacting. She walked like the hallways were her runway and spoke like everyone had subscribed to her personal Netflix series. And then there was Derrick Johnson-quiet, chill, and dangerously allergic to gossip. He wasn't exactly shy; he just had a magical ability to avoid nonsense. Which unfortunately made him the number one target for the campus rumor mill. The latest? That Derrick was secretly gay-only because he had mastered the art of ignoring clingy girls and focusing on surviving his assignments. K-Lo and Derrick weren't enemies, but they weren't friends either. They shared a special brand of mutual mockery: trading funny, fake-annoyed looks whenever they passed in the hallway. It was the kind of interaction where other students whispered, "They're either going to fight or get married." Nobody expected K-Lo to be the one to flip the script. One random afternoon, she marched up to Derrick in the middle of the hall-like it was an episode finale-and proposed. Not out of love. Not out of destiny. But because K-Lo was tired of being single, and Derrick was tired of the gay rumor parade. So, to everyone's shock, Derrick said yes. And that's how the strangest, funniest fake relationship on campus began... a deal that was supposed to stop the drama but ended up writing the most unexpected love story of Grandview University.

College life is supposed to be fun-new experiences, new people, and most importantly, the perfect roommate. But when a housing mix-up forces Chase and Sky-two people who can barely tolerate each other-to live together, their semester takes a turn for the chaotic. With best friends Nick and Amber caught in the middle, tensions rise, boundaries blur, and the thin line between hate and something more begins to disappear. Because in a tiny apartment, where arguments are loud and sparks fly even louder, anything can happen.

"I wonder if you British people are all this casual," I said. She turned sharply. "What do you mean?" "Do you flirt with your friends the way you do?" "What do you even know about us?" she challenged. Enough, I thought. More than she wanted me to. "Your ancestors colonized our country for two hundred years," I said. "We've learned enough." She scoffed. "Really? You're pulling that card? You're an asshole." I barely reacted. "Profanity doesn't support you with everything." "I have a tongue. I'll say what I want." "Sure. It just doesn't complement the absence of your brain." She stared at me, and I stared back. The closet seemed to shrink around us. There was nothing left to do but close the space. One step. That's all it took to kiss her. ------- ★ Two Brothers. Same face. Similar thoughts. Different worlds. Broody, intense, quietly passionate. What happens when they fall- one deliberately, one accidentally- each one differently but surely? "Love is intense in its quietness, once you fall, you fall deeply." ✿⁠ ♡ ✧⁠*⁠。 Tropes -•She fell first, he fell harder•- -•Grumpy x Sunshine•- -•Academic Rivals•- -•Tutor x student•- -•Slow burn•- -•High school romance•- -• Forbidden Tension•- But with a lot of banter. And romance. ★ __________________♡ "Four points of view. Four hearts navigating power, passion, and deception. TWINNED is a story where every choice ripples across lives-and nothing is ever simple." Read "Twinned" to find out!

She watched him from the crowd. He couldn't look away once he saw her. Dishita Narang, a 29-year-old data analyst, has followed Nishak Sharma's comedy career since she was nineteen - and secretly crushed on him ever since. When their worlds collide years later at one of his shows, an unexpected connection sparks between logic and laughter. She lives by patterns. He lives by punchlines. And love? Well... it doesn't follow either. Stay tuned - because this story is just getting its mic check. 🎤❤️

In a world of 1999, where perfection is the norm, meet Grace Lee, flawless reputation, perfect friends, and a life that everyone envies. Nerds fear her, and jocks need her. Enter Kim Minji, the skateboarding newbie with a mission: to woo Grace. However, Grace has a golden rule-no dating until all her friends have. In which she has a lot of friends, this GXG rom-com unfolds in a perfect world turned upside down by unexpected love and teenage rebellion. (Teaser) "Amidst the hallway chatter and the rhythm of students rushing to class, Hyein's poised demeanor halted as she turned to Minji, her hand firmly gripping the strap of her handbag. With an air of confidence, she threw down the challenge, 'Give me 10 reasons why we should date.' Minji, matching her in audacity, effortlessly matched her pretentious stride, ready to embark on a game-changing exchange. 'That's easy. Number 1..."'

When a mysterious follower pops up on Maya's Instagram, her long-stagnant life stirs with uneasy ripples-all of them pulling her toward one name: Arjun Khanna, a rising star. If you love light-hearted romcoms with a touch of mystery, Arjun Who is made for you. This short story, spanning around 16,000 words, is written in a unique screenwriting-inspired style.

Amelia thought she had her life figured out-until the day she packed her bags and left her husband Joe for good. With nothing but a plane ticket and a stubborn refusal to look back, she's ready to rebuild, or she thinks. What she doesn't expect is Parker Haynes-Flynn- charismatic, ruthless, and infuriatingly unreadable. A man who plays his cards close to his chest and seems to know more about her than he should. Parker has spent years controlling every move he makes, every deal he closes. But when Amelia storms into his orbit-bold, bruised, and unwilling to break-he finds himself drawn to her in a way he can't quite explain. She challenges him, unsettles him, makes him want. As Amelia fights to reclaim her life, she must face not just the ghosts of her past and Joe, but the weight of her own doubts. Forgiveness-of others, of herself-doesn't come easy. And when Parker becomes more than just a complication, she'll have to decide if she's willing to risk her heart again. Because moving on isn't just about survival. It's about resilience, about choosing every day after today.

FULL STORY AVAILABLE ❤️ Beckett Ashborne has always been Adriana Valencourt's greatest annoyance since school , the guy who used to steal her trophies and her patience. - all smug smirks, perfect suits, with intelligence to match...not that she'd admit it. Adriana was supposed to avoid him. New York was supposed to offer a clean slate. Now they're stuck together in meetings, events, tabloids, and every elite circle in Manhattan. They argue...which some say looks like flirting. Not that she'd admit that either. They deny everything - But fate (and their very controlling families) have other plans. Their parents' companies merge, forcing Adriana and Beckett into a high-pressure partnership filled with photo ops, PR expectations, and a public dying to know if they're rivals... or something more. In a world built on power and legacy, they discover the truth: Sometimes the person who challenges you the most is the one who understands you best. Love isn't the problem. Admitting it is. This is a series book one. ❤️

💫 How to Hate a Duke (And Accidentally Fall in Love) 💫 A reckless young woman. A brooding, impossible duke. A marriage that was never supposed to happen. Lady Beatrice Whitmore has spent her life defying expectations, refusing to be just another pawn in high society. But when she is forced into an arranged marriage with the infuriatingly arrogant Duke Benedict Hawthorne, she swears she will never love him. From cutting remarks to stolen dances, heated arguments to dangerously close encounters, Beatrice and Benedict are caught in a battle of wills. But when hidden truths and scandalous secrets threaten to unravel everything, they'll have to decide: Is love just another battle they refuse to lose? 🔥 Enemies-to-lovers 💍 Arranged Marriage ❤️ Slow-burn romance Perfect for fans of My Lady Jane, Bridgerton, and Pride & Prejudice-with a wickedly hilarious and heart-wrenching twist.

Siena Keskin is a walking, talking, chaos-inducing hurricane. Loud, dramatic, and unapologetically possessive of her man. And her man? None other than Kenan Yıldız-football's golden boy, the nation's pride, and the most patient person on the planet (because let's be honest, dealing with Siena requires supernatural levels of patience). But Kenan? He's not going anywhere. Because chaos or not, Siena is his. And if the world has a problem with that? Too bad.

Zora Ellis is 28, brilliant, curvy, and chronically overstimulated-from her grad school research in astrobiology to the noise of the city she calls home. Relationships? Not a priority. Not when she's got Evan Marshall. Evan is 28, a neuroengineering PhD student with a face that doesn't match how filthy his mouth can get. And for the last few years, he's been the one she calls between relationships-for hard, no-strings-attached sex that leaves her breathless and temporarily sane. They've watched each other fall in and out of dating disasters. They know each other's trauma, coffee orders, and pressure points. It's uncomplicated. It works. Until it doesn't. Because lately, Evan's hands linger longer after he cleans her wounds. And Zora's starting to picture him when she touches herself. And neither of them is saying a damn thing about it. In the Bronx, where Evan's apartment smells like incense and chaos, and on Harlem streets where catcallers call her wife and mean it-Zora is starting to feel the cracks in their arrangement. One jazz night. One late train ride. One mistake away from breaking all their rules. They said it would never get complicated. They lied.

Sabi nila, life begins at thirty. Pero para sa'kin, parang doon na rin natapos. Kasi sabi ng doctor sa akin: "May AIDS ka." Cue dramatic music. Cue luha. Cue collapse ng buong mundo ko. Except-wala akong budget para sa dramatic collapse. So imbes na mag-walling ako sa sahig, umuwi ako, kumuha ng ballpen, at nagsulat ng isang Life List. Mga bagay na gagawin ko bago ako mamatay. Kung mawawala na rin lang ako, edi gawin ko na with style, 'di ba? Pero heto ang problema: wala ni isa ang natupad. As in baliktad lahat. Gusto kong mag-travel solo → may sumama. Gusto kong makipag-date sa gwapo → yung nerd kong kapitbahay ang dumating. Gusto kong maging legendary heartbreak girl → ayun, mas lalo pa akong umibig. At ang pinakamasakit (o pinakamasaya?) na plot twist? ...Baka hindi naman pala talaga ako mamamatay

In which a wayward goose, a secret heiress, and a grumpy Duke collide in the most absurd courtship the ton has ever seen. Lady Octavia Seabourne only wanted a peaceful promenade and perhaps a cat or five. What she got instead was a goose with delusions of knighthood, a scandalous title dispute, a Duke who weaponizes eyebrow raises, and a household that steadily becomes overrun with affection, chaos, and very opinionated pets. As accidental touches turn into intentional swoons, and as feathery chaos spirals into sweet romance, one thing becomes clear: Love, much like Sir Archibald Featherstone III, does not obey rules. A Regency romcom filled with flirtatious disasters, fluffy creatures, too many titles, and the ungooseable truth: This is A Most Peculiar Courtship

New York City doesn't stop for anyone. It races forward-fierce, unapologetic, untamed. Just like Emery Blake. A powerhouse in Manhattan's cutthroat PR world, Emery has built her reputation on sharp instincts, high standards, and an iron wall around her heart. She's not here for distractions. Especially not the kind that wear custom suits and flash irritatingly perfect smiles. Enter Julian Hart. Ambitious, charming, and newly partnered at Emery's firm, Julian is everything she doesn't want-until forced collaboration turns their rivalry into something charged. Something she can't name. Something dangerous. What begins as a battle of wits quickly unravels into late-night strategy sessions, lingering glances, and the kind of chemistry that could burn the city down. But love in New York doesn't come without risks. And when ambition collides with vulnerability, Emery must decide what she's willing to lose... and what she'll fight to keep. Beneath the Skyline is a slow-burn enemies-to-lovers romance about two people who are brilliant apart-but unforgettable together.

We played with fire - and called it friendship. Every glance had meaning, every touch a question we never dared to answer. She wasn't mine, but the way she looked at me made it feel like she could be. It wasn't love... not officially. But it burned hotter than anything real.

Twenty years of friendship. One hundred rules. One broken heart waiting to happen. Ava and Silas are the "Platonic Pair," but when a high-stakes wedding forces them to play the happy couple, the boundaries they've spent a lifetime building finally shatter. In the battle between logic and chemistry, the rules don't stand a chance.

When academic genius and basketball star Sarah clashes with charming heartthrob Axel, the sparks fly. As they navigate their rivalry, secrets and feelings are revealed, leading to a romance that will change everything. P.s English isn't my first language. Ignore any grammatical mistakes or whatsoever.

Book One: Sweet Revenge, Sweeter Love Mia Carter has one rule: never let Ethan Turner win. For years, she and Ethan have been locked in an endless rivalry, their sharp words and sarcastic jabs the only language they speak. He's the golden boy, the one who always seems to have the upper hand, and she refuses to let him get under her skin. But when an accidental coffee spill and a forced group project push them closer than ever, Mia starts to see cracks in Ethan's perfect façade. And worse-she starts to feel things she shouldn't. As tension rises and old grudges blur into something dangerously close to desire, Mia is faced with a truth she never saw coming. Because the real battle isn't about winning or losing anymore. It's about figuring out whether love was part of the fight all along. The war is over. But the heart has other plans.