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"Marks ke liye dushman, duniya ke liye lovers... kya yeh contract unke dil tod dega?" Riya aur Kabir-school ke do sabse bade toppers, jo ek-dusre ki shakal dekhte hi percentile aur ranks count karne lagte hain. Jab class teacher unhe annual inter-school project ke liye partner bana deti hai, toh spark nahi, sidha dhamaka hota hai. Lekin jab school aur parents ka pressure limits cross kar deta hai, toh dono ek truce sign karte hain: Ek fake relationship drama! Taaki duniya unhe spare kare aur woh quietly apne project par focus kar sakein. Rules? Strictly Academic. Zero Feelings. Duniya ke saamne holding hands aur fake smiles, lekin behind closed doors? Non-stop academic rivalry, witty taunts, aur late-night study sessions. Lekin jab top spot ki ladai ke beech sparks fly karne lagenge... tab kaun pehle fail hoga?

🗓️ NEW CHAPTER EVERY MONDAY! Add to your library so you never miss an update! "He was the messy smudge on my perfectly plotted pages." To the rest of Oakridge High, Jude Mercer is untouchable. Seventeen, varsity soccer captain, and effortless high-school royalty. But to me? He's the arrogant kid from next door who treats my house like his personal locker room and drives my older brother insane. We have one golden rule: we don't exist to each other within the school gates. At school, we are strangers. But the second the final bell rings, the boundaries blur. My bedroom is supposed to be my scrapbook sanctuary-all vanilla candles, cool retro vinyls, and quiet margins. But Jude has a habit of tearing up my peace, starting with a stray soccer ball slammed directly into my window. I'm determined to keep my distance. He's determined to push every single one of my buttons. But when the forced proximity gets too close to ignore, the lines we spent years drawing between us start to look a lot like a love story we never meant to write. The lines were always meant to be crossed. 🗓️ NEW CHAPTER EVERY MONDAY! Add to your library so you never miss an update!

One Sided is a coming-of-age novel that follows a young girl named Rhea, who is in her senior year of high school. As the book begins, we learn that Rhea has a deep crush on one of her classmates and has developed an unhealthy obsession with him. After her only friend moves out of town, she is left without anyone to turn to. So when she watches the boy she's been pining over ask another girl out in front of the entire school, she panics. With no one there to console her, she retreats to the grandstands, expressing herself in the only way she can at the time; with tears. There, she meets someone who seems almost God-sent. Though initially hostile and reluctant to open up, Rhea eventually talks to him and discovers that he is a member of her class. He offers to help her get the attention of the boy she likes, and Rhea sees him as nothing more than a means to an end. As time goes on, Rhea begins to get the things she has spent so long dreaming about. Yet instead of feeling satisfied, she finds herself questioning what she truly wants. As she takes a step back and begins to see the bigger picture, she realizes that the people around her are not who she thought they were. Her own feelings become increasingly difficult to understand, and she begins to wonder who the boy who has been beside her all along really is-and what he wants from her. One Sided isn't just a romantic novel. It explores themes of unhealthy attachment, loneliness, self-worth, emotional dependency, identity, mental health, grief, friendship, manipulation, and the complicated process of growing up and learning to understand oneself. The story also seeks to bring attention to the things that are often overlooked. Its characters are not simply background figures existing to serve the protagonist's story; they are people with their own experiences, struggles, motivations, and histories.

Eighteen-year-old Jack Hughes has it all: the first overall draft pick, a multi-million dollar NHL contract, and an ego the size of the ice rink. The only thing he doesn't have? Passing grades. If he wants to graduate and keep his mother off his back, he has to survive the one girl in school who couldn't care less about his hockey fame. Cleopatra "Tara" Brooks is the undisputed valedictorian. She's brilliant, fiercely ambitious, and desperately needs cash to fund her medical school dreams. Babysitting an arrogant, entitled sports prodigy wasn't in her ten-year plan, but for fifty dollars an hour, she'll tolerate his tantrums. Jack expects a quiet pushover he can intimidate into doing his homework. He gets a brutally honest nightmare who refuses to bend to his star power. "You're wasting your body studying," Jack sneered, kicking his feet up on her desk. "You should just start an OnlyFans." Tara didn't even look up from her calculus textbook. "Why? You wanna subscribe?" Jack doesn't want to learn, and he certainly doesn't want to take orders from a girl who drives him out of his mind with frustration. But Tara isn't just smart-she's calculating. And it doesn't take her long to figure out exactly what makes the NHL's golden boy tick, and exactly how to make him obey her every command.

Five years ago, Griffin Kincaid fell for the one man he couldn't afford to want: Falcon Mackenzie, his boss's youngest son. They kept their year together a secret. Then Falcon left London, and Griffin told himself letting him go was the sensible thing to do. It might even have worked if he'd ever stopped thinking about him. Now Falcon is coming home. He's still bold, impossible to ignore, and entirely unimpressed by Griffin's reasons for keeping his distance. Griffin has built a life around being calm and in control, but Falcon has always known how to make him forget the rules. This time, Falcon refuses to be anyone's secret. And Griffin has to decide whether protecting the life he's built is worth losing him all over again. ✔ Fully written | Updates Tues, Fri and Sun at 19:00 CEST Ranked #1 in husky Ranked #1 in unfinishedbusiness Ranked #1 in reunitedlovers Ranked #1 in stillintoyou Ranked #1 in londonromance Ranked #1 in oldermanyoungerman

💫Anna never expected her life to fall apart before breakfast. One bad morning. One lost job. And suddenly, she's starting from scratch-again. But she's used to rebuilding, even when her heart bruises easy and her kindness costs her. Determined to regain control, she takes a job at a local gym... and walks straight into something she doesn't understand. Nick is magnetic. Unnervingly charming. And far too interested in her. She walked in looking for a paycheck. She's walking out, claimed- By a stranger who speaks like he's known her soul for lifetimes. By the boy she thought she loved. By someone she barely remembers. And by the only one who never meant to. There's something ancient in Nick's gaze. Something that watches. Waits. Hungers. Fate is circling. Secrets are whispering from the shadows. And what Anna thought was a simple job? Was always bait. Some loves don't ask. They haunt. They consume. And they never let go. ☆*: .｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆

There's been a murder. The mysterious man beside her might know why. Falling for him was never part of the investigation. ----------- Princess Lumina was supposed to survive the Golden Ball with her dignity intact. Instead, a nobleman ends up dead with a cake knife in his chest. Now Lumi is stuck investigating a murder her mother desperately wants forgotten, alongside an eccentric inspector, a rebel knight with a talent for treason, and a peacock who contributes absolutely nothing. The deeper Lumi digs, the worse it gets. Blackmail. Secret deals. A rebellion that may not be what Solaris claims it is. And enough royal corruption to make murder at a ball seem almost tasteful. And at the center of it all is Blackthorn, the rebel knight everyone insists she should fear. The trouble is, he may be the only person in Solaris who has never lied to her. Finding Lord Alaric's killer was supposed to be the difficult part. Instead, Lumi finds herself uncovering everything her family buried to keep the kingdom beautiful. Which would be easier to ignore if she weren't expected to inherit it.

"Can I have your number?" "No." "Then at least tell me your name." "Never! I want nothing to do with you. And you think I'd tell you my name? You must be dreaming." - Serena went to the library for silence, not a stubborn man who refuses to leave her alone. One accidental encounter turns into a series of unwanted meetings with a charming, irritating stranger who seems far too interested in her. What begins as annoyance slowly transforms into something neither of them planned. He calls it fate. She calls it a mistake. But the more she runs, the closer he gets. #comedy #romance #funny

~She needed money, to save her company and he needed a partner to save his life. Chaos interrupted their so called, 'dating life', where everything was real but nothing was. Abhishek and Swara ran through adventures pretending to be couple, people saw the real, they had the fake. But things took a turn when it wasn't so fake anymore!! A/n: This is pure work of Fiction, nothing from this belongs to the real world. The scenarios, the people, the personalities, are what I felt good. So please read it as it is purely imaginary. Thank you! (The images used in the book belong to their respective owners. I do not own any of them. They are just used here for character idea purpose.)

Ten years ago, Ivy and Wes got fake‑married at a college party. A dare, a booth, a joke - and a form they absolutely did not mean to mail. Now Ivy's visa renewal has been denied for one tiny reason: She's already married. To Wes Callahan. Of course it's him. Dragged back into each other's lives, Ivy and Wes agree to a temporary, mutually beneficial arrangement - annul it, use it, survive it. Easy. Except living together isn't easy. Old chemistry isn't easy. And pretending they were never almost something is definitely not easy. When a health scare forces Ivy to confront what being "his wife" actually means, the line between fake and real blurs in ways neither of them planned. Ten years ago, they married by accident. Now they have to decide if they want to do it on purpose. A warm, chaotic, slow‑burn second‑chance romance about timing, mistakes, and the people we never quite get over.

Duchess Seraphina Lorne was once the crown jewel of high society-graceful, elegant, and utterly bored. After a political marriage to the infamously cold Duke Kaelith Ravien, known to many as the "Final Boss" of the empire's power games, she decides she wants out. But asking a man like him for a divorce? Unthinkable. So she does what any sane woman would do: becomes insane. From dyeing her hair wild colors and hosting scandalous tea parties with commoners, to riding horses through palace halls and challenging nobles to drinking contests, Seraphina goes full chaos mode to make herself "unbearable." Yet the more unhinged she becomes, the more Kaelith is obsessed. "You're perfect," he murmurs while she's hanging upside-down from a chandelier. "Don't ever leave me." Now trapped in a gilded cage of his smitten madness, Seraphina must figure out how to escape-or worse, realize she might actually like being adored by a dangerously powerful husband who will burn down the world just to keep her smiling.

**"The contract isn't void, Gigi. But the rules are changing. From now on, we don't just pretend in front of my family. We practice. Every single entry in this book."** Gigi is a walking disaster area: clumsy, chronically broke, and currently working double shifts at a financial district coffee shop just to survive her mounting student loans. Her main goal in life? Try not to face-plant into a customer. Until she water-boards the city's most eligible-and most terrifying-corporate billionaire with a scalding caramel macchiato. Miles Vance is cold, calculated, and under immense pressure. His elite family is forcing him into a miserable arranged marriage to merge a shipping empire. Desperate to stop them, he needs a fake girlfriend so completely un-aristocratic that his snobbish mother will cancel the wedding out of sheer panic. The messy, coffee-stained girl with a Target purse is the perfect weapon. The deal is simple: He pays off her staggering $80,000 student loans, and she wears designer dresses and pretends to be madly in love with him at high-society galas. To cope with the madness, Gigi keeps a secret pink notebook-The Diaries-cataloging every elite etiquette rule she breaks, from flying escargot to accidental shrimp-cocktail massacres. But she also logs a dangerous, unscripted truth: beneath his stiff suits, the grumpy billionaire's eyes burn with an intensity that isn't in the contract. The fake relationship completely hits the fan the morning Gigi realizes her diary is missing... and finds it sitting wide open on Miles's mahogany desk. Now that the boss knows exactly how she feels, the contract rules are out the window. Miles is about to turn her secret romantic wishes into reality, and Gigi is about to learn what happens when you fake date a billionaire without letting him know you're accidentally falling in love with his stupid, handsome face.

IN THE HORIZON NINE SYSTEM you're either the privileged wealth of the upper decks, or the laborers below, followed for life by a skill rating that defines your future. Mila is a mechanic from the lower decks who has spent her life keeping her head down. But when she crosses paths with the Halo a masked vigilante with plenty of secrets her world is thrown into a tailspin. As sparks fly between them, so do the risks. Because on Horizon Nine, crossing decks is forbidden, and loving the wrong person isn't just impossible...it's a recipe for system failure.

Eva Sharma has always been one step away from first place-just behind the one boy she can't stand: Mateo Rivera. He's brilliant, infuriating, and impossibly arrogant. With his perfect grades and colder-than-winter stare, Mateo makes competition feel personal. And Eva? She's never backed down from a fight. They clash like thunder-every class, every challenge, every glance. But when a major academic event forces them to work together, sparks fly in ways neither of them expected. The more time they spend side by side, the harder it becomes to ignore the tension that's been building for years. Because hate is easy. But the way he looks at her now? That's dangerous. That's addictive. That's... breathless.

One ANCIENT book. One CURSED prince. And one girl who SERIOUSLY did not sign up for this. Lana Kamari was just trying to clean out her grandma's things- not summon a dramatic royal with a superiority complex from a kingdom that technically doesn't exist. Now she's stuck with a brooding prince who was supposed to stay in the book. But something knows she let him out.... and it's coming for her. She wants her normal life back He wants his kingdom And the past? It's knocking -and it's not alone Magic? Check. Chaos? Double check. Falling for a cursed guy?... Umh, we don't talk about that

Romantic Comedy | Fake Marriage | Small Town Love One fake marriage. Two stubborn hearts. And a town that won't mind its business. Bookstore owner Emma needs cash. Corporate lawyer Nathan needs a wife. Their six-month marriage of convenience should've been easy-until town gossip, viral videos, and one very real kiss change everything. Can two people pretending to love each other figure out what's real before their time runs out? A small-town rom-com full of heart, heat, and hilarious chaos.

"She wanted to play Kabaddi. She didn't plan on playing with fire." Meera Singh has only ever had one dream-to play professional Kabaddi. But when her college refuses to form a women's team and her strict father bans her from playing, she does the unthinkable: disguises herself as a guy and joins the men's team, as "Mahir Singh." Simple, right? Wrong. Because now she has to: ✔ Survive brutal Kabaddi training (without breaking her cover). ✔ Room with Aarav Malhotra-her childhood rival who's way too observant. ✔ Prove herself to a team that doesn't trust her yet. ✔ Dodge chaos created by her best friend, Neha, who somehow makes everything worse. ✔ Not fall for Aarav (who's suddenly way more distracting up close). But when her identity is exposed, everything is at risk-her dreams, her friendships, and her heart, and the one person she thought she hated might be the only one who can bring her back.

Book One: Sweet Revenge, Sweeter Love Mia Carter has one rule: never let Ethan Turner win. For years, she and Ethan have been locked in an endless rivalry, their sharp words and sarcastic jabs the only language they speak. He's the golden boy, the one who always seems to have the upper hand, and she refuses to let him get under her skin. But when an accidental coffee spill and a forced group project push them closer than ever, Mia starts to see cracks in Ethan's perfect façade. And worse-she starts to feel things she shouldn't. As tension rises and old grudges blur into something dangerously close to desire, Mia is faced with a truth she never saw coming. Because the real battle isn't about winning or losing anymore. It's about figuring out whether love was part of the fight all along. The war is over. But the heart has other plans.

Witty banter, Antarctic doomsday weapons, and a ticking clock. Who could ask for anything more? Monty python meets James Bond with the fate of the world in the balance.