Wittybanters Stories

She lives in the margins. He owns the spotlight. Their worlds should never have met-until a scandal at an interschool competition breaks the rules. An unfounded claim and a hidden childhood relationship Hate was immediate. Love was never meant to follow.

Title:Chaos&Tea --- In a city full of chaos, petty criminals, and strange happenings, Li Mei drifts through life with a cup of tea, a mischievous grin, and a talent for turning the simplest situations into utter chaos. To anyone passing by, she's just a quirky Taoist nun with odd habits-balancing on rooftops, meditating in crowded markets, or leaving minor disasters in her wake. But life around Li Mei is never ordinary. Streets seem to twist in her favor, accidents happen in the most inconvenient ways for those who cross her, and ordinary events quickly spiral into baffling, hilarious, and sometimes dangerous adventures. With a mix of wit, chaos, and unshakable calm, Li Mei navigates a world where the line between comedy and calamity is razor-thin. Every day brings a new twist, a new laugh, and a new mystery that keeps everyone guessing: what will she do next? And who-or what-might finally challenge her? If you love stories filled with humor, unexpected chaos, quirky characters, and a heroine who marches to the beat of her own drum, Chaos&Tea is your perfect escape into a world where nothing is as ordinary as it seems.

What happens when the two most clinging yet clueless, hottest heirs in school treat each other like boyfriends... but insist they're just best friends? Renzo Madrigal and Zach Soriano have it all - money, looks, cars, charm, and a bond no one can explain. Everyone at Brentwood International Academy has the same question: Kayo na ba o nagpapanggap lang kayo? But what nobody knows is... Renzo's been secretly in love with his pare Zach for years, while pretending everything is just part of their natural bromance. Funny, kilig, and unapologetically clingy, this story is inspired by the timeless OPM hit "This Guy's in Love with You Pare" - and it will have you smiling, laughing, and shipping them harder with every chapter.

All she wanted was a peaceful school year. Instead, she's seatmates (again) with the loudest, most irritating boy in her class - and he seems to live just to annoy her. He steals her pens. Gives her nicknames. Makes everything a competition. But when they're forced to work together, things start to change. She sees a different side of him - softer, unexpectedly thoughtful. And the worst part? Her heart actually notices. She hates how much she thinks about him. And she really hates how it's starting to feel like something real.

Zara was just trying to procrastinate. Instead, she summoned a demon boyfriend using ketchup and sarcasm. Now Asmodeus is burning her toast, flirting with her professors, and threatening to curse her entire town if she breaks his heart. Love wasn't part of the plan. But neither was eternal pigeon divorce. A rom-com one-shot with supernatural spice, snarky banter, and a demon who just wants to make breakfast.

Alexa isn't just a mess-she's the kind of disaster who can set off a fire alarm with instant noodles, miss three assignments in a row, and still show up to class late holding bubble tea. Her survival plan? Laugh it off, make jokes, and hope no one notices she's winging her entire life. But life notices. Especially Josh-her annoyingly perfect roommate who also (plot twist) happens to be her statistics professor. Between failing math, juggling friendships, and maybe catching feelings for the one person who sees through her "I'm fine" act... Alexa has no idea how she's supposed to pass the semester without combusting. A wholesome, funny, and chaotic rom-com about failing brilliantly, loving loudly, and learning that being a disaster might just be your superpower.

Atty. Tessa thought Boracay would be her escape-a break from heartbreak, family pressure, and the chaos of Manila. Dylan Cruz thought it would be just another vlog trip-sun, sand, and content for his "Tropavibes" channel. But one wrong booking, one meddling ex, and one pushy resort staff later... they're suddenly "Mr. & Mrs. Cruz"-competitors in a Bagong Kasal Challenge with half a million pesos at stake. It was supposed to be a game. It was supposed to be fake. Until stolen kisses stopped feeling scripted. Until family and exes started getting involved. Until "Just Married... Kinda" began to feel like Just Married... For Real. 💍✨ Because the only thing scarier than pretending to be in love... is realizing you actually are.

✨ New boys. Old secrets. And one year at Messina Academy, where "nothing" is ever what it seems. ✨ For decades, Messina Academy for Young Ladies has upheld its legacy of tradition and prestige. But this year, everything is about to change. After a fire forces the boys from St. Joseph's to relocate, Messina's once-serene halls will welcome male students for the first time in fifty years. Among them are siblings Beatrice and Anthony Davis, who have just moved to Scotland following the loss of their parents. Surrounded by family and old friends, they hope to find solace-but grief isn't the only challenge ahead. As the school year unfolds, teenage drama takes center stage. Beatrice's sweet cousin Hana quickly falls for Cole Singer, pulling Beatrice into the orbit of his friends-including her longtime rival, the infuriating yet charming Benny Quinn, and the kind-hearted Peter Balthazar MacDonald. Meanwhile, The Watch, the school's beloved gossip podcast, is busy uncovering secrets. When its clueless yet determined hosts stumble upon a hidden conspiracy with Peter at its heart, they become entangled in a mystery far bigger than they ever anticipated. Despite its title, Nothing Happened promises a year brimming with masquerades, mischief, romance, rivalry, and a cunning villain who threatens to upend it all. A fresh, modern retelling of Shakespeare's Much Ado About Nothing, this novel is a whirlwind of honor, desire, wit, and unexpected love at Messina Academy for Young Ladies. *This story is exclusive to Wattpad and Wattpad alone. If this is seen anywhere else, it is stolen!*

"Keep teasing me... see how long you last," he warns. "I can take whatever you throw at me," she whispers, leaning dangerously close. "You think you can handle me, Mr. Khanna?" she challenges. "I don't handle people. I control situations," he replies, voice dark, eyes smoldering. Aditi Mehra is bold, fearless, and unstoppable. She joined the company to chase her dreams... not to get distracted by a man she barely understands. Riaan Khanna is calm, commanding, untouchable... and dangerously magnetic. Intelligence wrapped in mystery, he reveals only what he wants the world to see. In the shadows of night, he runs dark businesses and carries out secrets the world will never know. He notices everything about her - the way she challenges him, the fire in her eyes, the sharpness in her words - yet he keeps his desires locked away, refusing to give in. Their office banter turns into stolen glances, accidental touches, and unspoken tension. Two wounded souls, scarred by the past, fight to suppress their emotions and desires. Every argument, every heated look... is a test of control and desire. Late nights, teasing, and touches that linger too long .

He's rich, famous, and disgustingly handsome. Also allergic to girls. Especially the clingy, squeaky, fainting kind. Too bad I'm not one of them. I accidentally (okay, not accidentally) insulted Zayn Raheja-the country's most loved heartthrob with those cursed heterochromia eyes. The man whose smirk makes fangirls lose brain cells. Zayn Raheja, Superstar. Billionaire. Heartthrob. One smirk from him and girls forget how to breathe. Too bad I've got better things to do-like sleep. But instead of hating me... He's obsessed. Which is ironic. Because I've been ignoring boys since third grade. And I've never met someone who made it so easy. He's cold, rude, and 100% not my type. So, why is he staring at me like I'm the only puzzle he can't solve? Oops. Plot twist: He fell first. And harder. He's used to girls chasing him. I'm used to avoiding trash. So, no thanks. Our first meeting? He blocked the hallway like he owned oxygen. I told him to move. Politely. (Okay, not politely.) Now he can't stop looking at me like I'm a Rubik's cube he can't solve. And I can't stop wondering why this Greek god keeps showing up where I am. I'm not one of his fangirls. I don't faint, I roast. He should've hated me. Instead... He fell. 💌 Tropes: Enemies-to-Lovers He Fell First Sarcastic Girl × Cold Boy Fangirls Everywhere Except Her Slow Burn, Fast Roasts Rich × Normal Girl Forced Proximity (Eventually!) Celebrity × Civilian Misunderstandings & Mutual Pining Soft Boy Under Layers of Ice He Fell First (and hates it) Not Like Other Girls (literally doesn't care) Banter-to-Love Rich Famous Boy × Normal Sarcastic Girl "I hate girls" × "Cool, I'm not one of them" Enemies-to-Lovers (but she's not even trying) Fangirl-Proof Heroine Emotionally Constipated Boy Hard. And first.

Emma Collins has one rule: keep Ryan Carter at arm's length. The golden boy quarterback with a smile that breaks hearts and an ego to match - and, oh yeah, the reason Emma's grudge-fueled jabs fill the university paper. But life's a prankster, 'cause Ryan's not just her nemesis... he's her brother's best friend. When Emma lands the dream assignment to cover the Blackridge football team at Nationals, guess who she's stuck with? The charming, cocky star who's about to turn her world upside down. Between late-night bus rides, awkward roommate vibes, and a war of words sharper than any touchdown pass, sparks fly in the most unexpected places. Can Emma keep her professional grudge alive? Or will the fire between them burn too bright to ignore?

When struggling waitress Amara agrees to be a stand-in date for a mysterious businessman, she never expected him to be the heir of a billion-dollar empire hiding a scandal that could ruin his family. What starts as a contract turns into undeniable chemistry-but can she survive the lies, betrayal, and media storm that comes with loving a man the world wants to destroy?