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[COMPLETE] I died from overwork and woke up as the empire's most spoiled villainess-Lady Seraphina Valeria. In the novel, she was executed for trying to poison the saintly heroine. I have no plans of dying again, thank you very much. My new plan? Avoid the heroine, outsmart the prince, and strike a deal with the mysterious black-market mage everyone fears. Unfortunately, the story doesn't like being rewritten-and the "villainess" everyone hates might just become its biggest glitch. If fate wants me dead again, it'll have to try harder.

Thalia Kosta had plans. None of them involved cryptic strangers, ancient warnings, or the feeling that the universe had a personal vendetta. Now the rules don't apply. Reality has a glitch. And fate? It's watching. Sharp, strange, and simmering with secrets...this is not the story she signed up for. But it might be the one that changes everything.

Sutton Vale is a broke college student with zero detective skills. until a staged mystery for a YouTube video accidentally makes her internet famous as a private investigator. Now, real clients are showing up, expecting her to solve their problems. With the help of her best friend, a grumpy law student, and a conspiracy-obsessed hacker, Sutton must fake her way through missing cats, blackmail schemes, and actual crimes. But when a real mystery turns deadly, she'll have to decide if she's in over her head... or if she just might be good at this detective thing after all. Main Characters Sutton Vale (20): A broke, sarcastic, and slightly chaotic college student who accidentally becomes a detective. She's smart but relies mostly on bluffing and luck. Ivy Calloway (21): Sutton's best friend and a media studies major. Runs a YouTube channel and is the mastermind behind the original fake mystery. Lennox "Knox" Mercer (22): A grumpy but brilliant law student who unwillingly becomes Sutton's legal consultant. Archer Flynn (24): A real private investigator who is amused by Sutton's antics and occasionally helps her out. Mila Vesper (19): A hacker and conspiracy theorist who insists on helping Sutton solve cases. Professor Orion Wolfe (50s): A mysterious criminology professor who seems to know more than he lets on. Detective Easton Rhys (30s): A local cop who keeps running into Sutton and is suspicious of her "detective" skills. Cassian "Cass" Reyes (22): Sutton's ex-boyfriend, now a journalist, who keeps trying to get the inside scoop on her cases. ***New update on every Friday*** Disclaimer: This story is a work of fiction. Any references to real-life brands, celebrities, or media are purely for creative purposes and do not imply any affiliation, endorsement, or factual accuracy. All characters and events are fictional, and any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. No copyright or trademark infringement is intended.

In Suryanagar, the city that never stops shining, sixteen-year-old Anya just wants to survive another day of school, social expectations, and her own brain. But when a strange incident in class shatters the illusion of normalcy, she's forced to pair up with the one person she can't stand: Karthik, the emotionless toppers' topper. As their perfect city begins to slip out of sync in small, unsettling ways, Anya realizes something is very wrong beneath the polished surface. Nothing dramatic. Nothing obvious. Just... wrong. And whatever's coming isn't in the textbooks.

He died. He burned. He came back for her. --- Shawn Comerford never expected to die young-let alone wake up burning alive and reborn as something not quite human. But fate had other plans. After being mysteriously killed by a hitman, Shawn is reborn in fire-only to learn he's not just alive. He's become something mythic. A phoenix person, reborn in fire and charged with protecting a world that doesn't even believe in magic anymore. Now, with a strange fire pulsing beneath his skin, Shawn's given a mission he doesn't understand-one that leads him to Brenda Rodriguez. The one girl fate says he can never have. She's beautiful, brilliant... and cursed. Romantic love is fatal for her. Her family's bloodline ensures it. Anyone who falls for her is marked for destruction. And yet-Shawn can't stay away. Even though ancient demons are involved, dragons soar the skies, and a centuries-old curse haunts them. He was reborn for a reason. He was chosen for her. And he'll burn every demon in hell to save their love. Because when you're a phoenix person and your love is forbidden... You don't run. You rise. You burn.

This story follows Samael, a charismatic and rebellious fallen angel, as he leads Hell. "Life was hard, especially after you found yourself in Hell, surrounded by pits of fire and demons who are supposed to be your underlings." The story relies heavily on biblical stories for inspiration, but it diverges from their principles and narratives. If you prefer stories that align closely with traditional religious beliefs, this may not be the right choice for you. The first segment, 'The Exile,' had already been posted under my semi-retired pen name (which was never part of Wattpad), but I decided to retire it and will continue publishing the story under Ela Lond.

*"A normal, chill guy, just vibing with his aunt, living a peaceful life full of comedy! Basically, pure fun! But then one day-BOOM! Life flipped upside down! Had to leave home, heart shattered, full-on tragedy mode!" "But then... a total Bollywood-style twist! Just two days later-an EPIC chance! A shot at fixing everything! Bringing happiness back for his aunt! And from that moment... the mission began!"

A struggling actress, Sera, dies in a bizarre on-set accident involving a chandelier, only to wake up in a fantasy world-as a cat! But not just any cat-she's the beloved pet of the cold-hearted Duke Killian Ravendell, the infamous villain of a novel she once read.

MC: Here's a How Not to Survive a Hostage Situation: Don't be me. Rule#1 Don't meet a guy fighting against cutlery. Rule#2 Don't get mistaken for someone with talent when you've absolutely none. Rule#3 Don't let a war, a high-stakes revenge plot, and one human weapon disguised as a person wreck your already failing life. (Oh, and don't expect me to tell you my name. You'll have to earn that.) But if you do? Congrats. You're now in my position-trapped, bleeding, and somehow still expected to be the sane one. Trowa: You're not the sane one. MC: Okay, first of all-rude. Second of all, enter Trowa. Trowa: Don't enter me into this. MC: Sigh. He's a questionable ally who moves people like chess pieces. Trowa: Incorrect. I don't play chess with lives. I just... redecorate the board when necessary. MC: Yeah. That's so much better. He plans. I panic. Together, we're one bad decision away from death. Trowa: Two. I have contingencies. MC: Oh, great. So we die second. Fantastic. And if we survive this, I'm going to need therapy. Trowa: You need therapy even if we don't. ################################## She was supposed to be a bystander. Now, she's bleeding in the middle of a war she doesn't understand. A single step-wrong place, wrong time-and now she's entangled in a brutal game of shifting alliances, weaponized secrets, and people who treat lives like collateral. She wanted quiet. Instead, she's dodging kidnappers, advanced tech, and a human weapon in the shape of a too-strategic ally. The worst part? She is not important-just unlucky. And in this kind of game, even those important don't survive long. ################################## For fans of sarcastic narrators, bad decisions, and humor that's basically Percy Jackson... if he grew up, got more cynical, bled more, and forgot how to run away. ##################################