Wombats Stories

When world-weary hack Heston McBee decides to end it all, it's just the beginning… 

 A comedy urban fantasy featuring a mystic Marsupial, an ancient book, a deadly conspiracy and a beautiful village with a dark, dark secret...

The Jacaranda Prophecy is set in the heart-shaped world of Hún Nico, a land succumbing to a creeping, geometric crystallization called The Static. This plague of sterile order is poisoning the world from its depths, causing the failure of its ancient guardians, the Primes, and the shattering of the great Coring Trees that once channeled the world's life force, Arnam. The story follows five unlikely heroes-Hoebat the wombat, Pokero the dingo, Cooroo the galah, and their companions Merl and Bash-who are destined to form a group known as the Kappa Mu. Their journey begins with Cooroo, a young galah who has lost his ability to scream, his species' most sacred function. Guided by a miraculous Morning Glory vine-a fragile survivor of the old world-Cooroo is led to the Great Jacaranda, a tree representing a new way of life. Unlike the fallen trees that sought strength in the poisoned depths, the Jacaranda thrives by spreading its roots wide and shallow, breaking the crystalline lattice and creating a chaotic, vibrant sanctuary. Through a vision, the Jacaranda reveals a new path to Cooroo: survival depends not on restoring the old, failed order, but on embracing a new philosophy of fractal, interconnected life on the surface. The prophecy unfolds as these five characters must "step into the embodiment of the Jacaranda in service of land." They are not here to fix the world's broken Song, but to scream a new, chaotic, and vital Truth, assembling the Kappa Mu to navigate the dawn of a new, uncertain age for Hún Nico.

I am a freak and my friends all know that so I decided to let my weirdness out in this story... I hope you like this :) WARNING: Content in this story is very strange, viewer discretion is advised.

This is a TON of random stuff

No. No no no! Dogs do not go woof that's an insult! I'm tired of our pets getting all the attention. So, here is my version of Being Us Ourselves and me. I'm Tilly, the border collie mix.

Si estas listo preparate para leer una historia de aventura y accion .....

This is the second collection of my poems. Hope ya enjoy!!

This is the true epic of how three friends became immortalized within the world. This is not for those with a weak constitution. Or bowels. Check in regularly for more. Feedback would be appreciated.

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A Lost Pause and TheAnimeMan fanfiction where Noble goes to visit his friend Joey in Japan and has to save the Anime Youtubers Misty and Aki from the evil king of Anime Youtube. Can they save Misty and Aki or will blow up the world trying? Warning: Will have cursing and is a one shot. Also as all my stories so far will be based on Cute High Earth Defense Club Love Universe but only the attitude will be used. Non of the characters will make main appearances except for Wombat. I also watch and like each of the Youtubers mentioned and this is just for fun. This was also written before the Shine rant on Youtube and based off him reaching 1million on Youtube and Noble asking for fanfics of the non-smunty kind. Hope you enjoy.

This is what I feel should've been done instead of Total Drama All Stars Some of the best players against arguably some of the worst

A everyday scenario, cars, people, poverty, money. It ended at 2015 12/3/2015 15:37:38. The adults ran, the disease took the rest, the kids were left to fend for themselves. The infected who had not ran had been turned into monsters. The zombies now fight humanity in a never ending war, waiting until night to feast on the children left in London. ------------------------------- AUTHORS' NOTE ------------------------------- I don't believe in rating books, so this is set to a default. --------------------------------

Abby Winston has her pretty average life turned around one day when she meets the gorgeous Zeke Riley in the woods. Little does she know that his amnesia hides a lot of dark secrets that could completely change her view on what she thought was just an innocent man. Listen to Abby as she tells her turn of events while counting down to what will be the most memorable day of her life. A story about forgiveness and the impossibilty of fighting love.

The Depressing life of Lickie