Woodchipper Stories

rylee discovers woodchippers and decides to live her relatively short life with one until she ends it all for love

"Kill me with a woodchipper." Charlie, the ultimate bookworm, can't control the crush he has on the school's "bad girl," Amber Finn. For reasons unknown, Amber offers to help him learn how to get a girl to fall in love with him after witnessing his horrible girl skills. The target? Charlie's best friend, Dakota, who happens to be dating Charlie's childhood bully, Samuel. Charlie will learn about more than just getting a girl as he spends more and more time with Amber as she attempts to turn him into a "smokin' hot love panda." Good luck, Amber.