Woot Stories

An extremely dysfunctional Chicago family makes a last attempt to save their broken relationships with a good ol'-fashioned trip to Lake Superior to "rekindle the family flame." But something's living in these woods--or someone: an orphan hippie kid named Skylark whose living off the land on his own. But this boy is no savage beast! Spiritualism and simplicity will be brought back to this family as Skylark teaches them his pure-hearted ways. He is the one virtue who will cancel out the other seven deadly sins, the ones damaged by society's twisted standards and clouded with egoism; he is love.

Sooooo here comes a trashy description, but give me a chance.... ok so a TV creature corrupts this one human guy who makes and sells TVs for a living. Then, they broadcast the TV thing and try and erase everyone or something like that, while the entire nation is gathered around their own TV sets in anticipation to watch the biggest event of the year. Eh, its loosely based off two songs by GHOST, Colorbars, and Broadcast Illusion, so expect references, and I may name the guy Kennith too just for laughs. Songs are NOT mine, but go check them out, they're pretty cool. (Kennith from the song will be on the cover, cause I found cool fan art of him that sparked the idea for this story)

In the dismal town of Grayscale, there is a girl names Grayson, who wholly accepts the fact that she is a werewolf, but what happens when she isn't content with the alpha? Carmen Tanaka also lives in Grayscale. While she loves being a werewolf, she hates her pack. What happens when she becomes friends with a human - as a wolf? Also, is there a cure for the disease that is heading their way?

Need a friend? Read me. Need a laugh? Read me. Need money? This book is no longer in available...

"Come here,and I'll make sure your more comfortable than you ever were." ❤ all this time spending alone you finally find someone who might be into... You Taehyung x Reader

Kay so there was a fucking spider right? And he was like walking around my room right? And I was like to spider I don't like you. And he was like but yo I eat bugs n shit! And I was like ya but you better not come near me mr. Spider and he was like okay man so I left mr.spider alone then I went for a ride in my space car to the moon and I got hit by a space shit and then I said ohh shit I got hit by a space plane, man do I ever wish mr. Spider was here to help me kill all of the space bugs n shit then I went home cause I was scared of the space bugs but I killed them all because they wanted to eat spaghetti and they didn't know I had a secret attack and when they went to eat I yelled, WATCH OUT FOR MY SPAGHETTI MOVE! And I killed them good with my spaghetti move now I'm sitting in my room with a bag of chicken balls and then the spider came out from under my dresser and I didn't know it was my pet mr. Spider and I used my spaghetti move on him and noticed it was home and killed myself

Instead of me having 20000000 Author's notes in my stories, all notes are in here! a crap load of swearing, beware

basically the reasoning for my absence

Well it is what it says. You can be a FMA character or one of your own. You can be a state alchemist, alchemist, homonculous, soldier, alchehistoriest(?), or a plain old human!

a poetry collection!

AYE MY DUDES I WAN WRITE SUM STORY SO YE AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO GETS ON ANYMORE CRIRIIIIRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII- Skoo

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Fairy Tail fanfic

"Zayn I just cant.... Just let me go!!" I was sobbing uncontrollably. The blood was pouring from my right arm. I winced every time he poured peroxide on the deep wound. Tears were falling down his face. "Don't ever do this to me again. Promise me you won't! Please!" He held my face close to his. His breath was warm. I was bawling now. "Zayn I'm sorry! I won't do it ever again." He pulled me in for a hug. I buried my face into his shoulder and cried some more. I was selfish. I didn't think of how this would affect my boyfriend. "It's okay Trina, your safe now. Don't worry love your safe..."I was out of tears now and my eyelids were heavy. Zayn rocked me back and forth and soon enough I fell asleep wrapped in the arms of the one I love.

The assortment of one shots! This will include all undertale, FNAF, Demon slayer, MHA, etc! Most of these will come from my idea book.

maybe 1 month of poetry & 1 word proses because there's exactly 1 month before it's party o'clock & ̶i̶'̶m̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶d̶e̶n̶i̶a̶l̶ ̶'̶b̶o̶u̶t̶ ̶i̶t̶ jan 11- feb 11 '23