RustyDachshund
This is only called the worst story ever because, well, it's the worst story ever. I mean, it has good grammar and stuff, but the plot is terrible. Like, it's good, but terrible. I mean, it has a good plot, but it's a really bad plot FOR ME. You know what? I give up. It's bad but good. There. Now you understand well enough.
So now, get ready, for the worst story ever.