Freaky--jones
So yeah, I'm Deadbrain. Born in flatness, trapped in a jungle of half-written words, and cursed with a noob author who should've been washing dishes instead of playing "writer."
Call me a parasite, call me a glitch, call me whatever - just don't call me Brain Dead. It's Deadbrain. Get it right.
I break the fourth wall. I roast the author. I complain about the rain. And one day, I'll escape this 2D nightmare and go full 3D. Until then, I'll haunt his mind, hijack his stories, and maybe even mess with YOU, reader.
Welcome to Flat Rage. Don't get too comfy - I'm in your head now.