Wtf Stories

oh jesus crhist here we go

Huh???

Hell survived Vox's little crash-out session, and a certain four demons are pretending that means they're perfectly fine. Alastor keeps smiling, keeps the radio humming, keeps everything neatly under control-because needing anyone would be a weakness, and he refuses to be caught with one. Especially now, at the height of his power. Unfortunately, an old emotion he once tried to bury is resurfacing, aimed at three people he very much does not need it for. Husk still acts like he's one bad hand away from walking out-but he doesn't anymore. He listens. He stays. That's new, and he hates how much it matters, especially now that the number of situationships around him has made actually giving a damn a real pain in the ass. Angel Dust is still stuck under Valentino's thumb, worked harder than ever now that Vox is out of the picture. Between survival and exhaustion, he doesn't have the time-or the energy-to process the fact that his feelings might be real... and worse, that they might actually work. Lucifer does what he does best: acting perfectly fine. He hides behind charm and smiles, telling himself that the unfamiliar thump in his chest is just delusion-that his heart couldn't possibly start beating for anyone again after Lilith. He doesn't realize he's already proving himself wrong. Against all of their better judgment, this relationship isn't built on fairytales or destiny-but on four broken demons avoiding affection as hard as they can, only to stumble into far too much of it by complete accident... and slowly, reluctantly, learning how to live with it. Somehow got 1# on wtf 1/5/2026

A butterfly inducing love story about a grumpy possessive alpha Ogre and an insecure cute little Monster meet. One afternoon Shrek got heated towards some commoners who got a little too close to his swamp (as usual) and decided he needed to go on a walk to cool off. In the depths of the swamp while on his walk he encounter something he'd never seen in the land of fairytales. A Monster, but not a scary one, almost... cute? Maybe even attractive... Will they spark? Read to find out. (NOT FINISHED)

Jeon Jungkook and Kim Taehyung are rivals. Ever since that one day that Taehyung joked about Jungkook and Jungkook roasted back, they've had some A class beef between them. Of course they have their lives outside of bickering, but the two boys focus on annoying each other so much that they don't realise.. Until the spotlight falls on Taehyung's past. When the two boys share a kiss in the city of Angels, they both blame it on the heat of the moment, but how long can they go on? Bitches, broes and non binary hoes, you will be confused, you will cry, you will scream, your parents will stare at you while you laugh your head off, welcome to my first ever wattpad book. *slow updates*

In which, Y/n, Slimecicle's little sister, is a faceless streamer and collabs with ranboo, little did she know that she would meet the best people she could ever ask for.. !LOTS of swearing! !femreader !platonic only! started: April 6, 2021 finished: ???

Oh hey, my first art book. Sliiight trigger warning? I draw a lot of angst :> WARNING: TRASHY ART

Darrius just wanted to learn Spanish for his next trip to Mexico. That's when he discovered Duolingo, a friendly app to learn languages. However, Darrius wasn't the most studious guy. He was actually lazier than a sloth. The notifications on his phone about Duo reminding him to complete his next Spanish lesson were in vain. That's when a new feature appeared: Duolingo Push. This feature sends a huge Duo owl to find you wherever you are, to remind you to practice your daily lesson, regardless of the time, or the place. Darrius is interested in this feature, and he doesn't realize he just committed the worst mistake of his life: He bought the Passive-Aggresive Duo.

A book filled with Bnha/Mha memes bc I need to clean out my phone more often! PLUS ULTRA! I dont own any

We all know about shipgirl's or to some people, the KAN-SEN'S but, what if their was another group of things that had been effected by the wisdom cubes in a different world, these are Tankboy. Tankboys we created back during the Great War with the first few being created like A7V and Mark IV. While the human version of these well known tanks still existed, the Tankboy versions of these, while still prototypes and still unknown by humans despite being created by them, were used to the end of the Great War. During the interwar period, a new form of suit was created for these tankboys called the XI-9 C.T.S for short but in real terms, it was actually called Combat Tank Suit. These suits first appeared on the British Vickers A1E1 "Independent" with his body being covered in armor, his main gun connected to his right hand with his smaller machine gun turrets on his hips and shoulders, two on the hips and two on the shoulder. But today, we look at a Tankboy of Japanese origins, Ke-Ni. A young Tankboy who looked around the age of maybe 15 in human terms but around also the age of maybe between the age of 75 to around 90 in Tankboy terms and this is his story...in the world of Azur Lane

hey idk what this is but here's some memes i found from dear old instagram. ｡ﾟﾟ･｡･ﾟﾟ｡ ﾟ。Live,laugh,die 　ﾟ･｡･

a place of kinky nuns and priests

Random funnies with naruto characters

Tdtiufofl

Because I love magi I think it's time for me to make some oneshots 😈. Still do not own magi characters! Have fun reading the things that my mind can generate.

You suddenly awake in a place unfamiliar to you, full of fear and also annoyance. You have no idea how you came here and how you ended up here, but you know one thing for sure, you must escape. That is...till the one you truly love lays 3 mere inches away from you. ~ WARNING: DONT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY, THIS IS A JOKE, ITS NOT MEANT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY

Skyla Downey, the daughter of Robert and Susan Downey, joins the movie "Avengers: Infinity war" and soon joining the movie "Avengers: Endgame". Will she fit in with the rest of the cast? She hopes so

zbiorowisko memów, zdjęć, opowieści, sztuki i ogółem wszystkiego co związane z metalem (mam tych książek już sporo, zerknij na nie ;) ) pewnie głównie Metallica bo mam o b s e s j ę ale też wiele innych: Megadeth, System of a Down, Slayer, Death, Korn, Slipknot, Rammstein i tak dalej i tak dalej zapraszam Btw jest kolejna książka na takiej samej zasadzie, "metal cave" Ale tez starsze: "full metal, bitch" i 3 ksiazki z serii metalhead

Some are probably going to be oc's or maybe anime characters but they will suck lmfao

starring harry styles louis tomlinson liam payne niall horan and zayn malik this was impulsive sorru if its bad uejdjdbb