Wwwp Stories

(Idea Child at a radio station) "Uhh... is this thing on?" *nervously taps mic* "Yes, Idea Child, it is." "Oh. Well, um- hi, my name is Slim- I mean, Idea Child, and I d-decided to write a book about how even though I'm Idea Child- I-I don't have the best ideas..." "Very cool! So, what's the name of this book?" "I decided to c-call it- um, well, it's kind of stupid..." "Oh, ok! Make sure you go read Idea Child's latest book, 'Um, Well, It's Kind Of Stupid' today!" *ends broadcast* "W-wait, can we do that over again?" "No, that was a live broadcast. Why?" "Oh no."