Yaneedsomeicefordatburn Stories

My friend and I will be putting comebacks here. Some of them are ours and some of them aren't. So we're going to give you the disclaimer right now and never later so .... Gotta problem? SOME OF THEM WE OWN AND SOME OF THEM WE DON'T. BTW, starting NOW the letter A will represent author one, and C will represent author two.